Vote for "Worst Person In 2004" in I-Mockery forum

[Seven Force]

Vote!

The poll will run for only two days, so make your voice heard!

This will decide it all. The "winner" will hopefully get the handle(over the avatar) "worst person in 2004", so everyone will know what a fucktard he/she is.

Oh, and i've added my name, cause i'm definitely not exempt from this, and some will probably vote me in "other", anyway.

Oh, and votes going to Mad Max, Terra, Lotida, and -RoG- won't count.

This will decide it all. Vote now!

:lol

[Jixby Phillips]

Terra and Lotida easily beat most of the people on that list. Quit kissing Mad Max's ass :x

[Seven Force]

Are you gonna vote or not? :/

[racialslur]

I voted racialslur. He's just a little whiny faggot who takes the better side, even if he degrades himself by doing so!

[sadie]

polls suck.

[Bass]

I voted racialslur, but I hate imadjinn almost equally. It's just that slur posts much more frequently, so there's a lot more to hate.

[racialslur]

I dont see ArrowX...Nor do I see Witty, or hix...what kind of shit are you?

[Seven Force]

I dont see ArrowX...Nor do I see Witty, or hix...what kind of shit are you?

That's what "other, please specify" is for.

[racialslur]

How does MetalMilitia worse though? He's not even annoying.

[Seven Force]

I know I know...

I didn't think he was bad either, and hix slipped under the radar.

If what you say about Metal is true, then he has nothing to worry about. If he is worrying. :lol

[Seven Force]

*sigh*...fucking edit button...

Just to clairify again, anyone (besides Max, Terra, -RoG-, and Lotida) that's not listed, just put "other", and post who it was. I'll count each person separately and update their results.

[Jixby Phillips]

How does MetalMilitia worse though? He's not even annoying.

You know what? I kinda liked you at first, but after reading this I think I can go back on that initial judgement.

And lotida and terra are both the most obnoxious twits here, therefore my vote goes to SevenForceIncUSA for not thinking so. Also for him being an annoying unfunny kissass.

[Anonymous]

Okay let's look at these "lesser fucktards" in further detail

SevenForce: Yeah, he's definitely a kiss ass suck up bitch, but at leat he knows his place. :lol

WTF: Eh, other than his INCREDIBLY shitty poems, he's a pretty average fucktard

The Damp Moose and Imadjinn: I haven't really payed that much attention to either of these fucktards, which means they're just boring more than anything else.

MetalMilitia: I think its amusing that he tries so hard to "beat me" and gets his ass kicked all the time :lol But not the worst though.

Mubert: He's not here anymore, UNLESS he's posing as racialslur now, (Or racialslur's copying him) in either case, its basically a vote for racial

Which brings us to...

Father Spaz: At least racialslur can blame his stupidity on genetics, Spaz is a fucking self made loser. Plus there's the anime obsession and the fact he made not ONE but TWO "goodbye" threads. And he's still fucking here, thus proving he's a fucking reject desparate for social contact.

racialslur: On the OTHER hand racialslur probably...no SHOULD'VE been drowned at fucking birth, to save the trouble of his torturous pathetic existence later. He doesn't care how much you degrade his fucking fat flabby ass, he just wants your attention because mommy's too busy hooking in the next room.

Of course a write in for ArrowX is a safe bet too...

Tough choice... :lol

[Seven Force]

And there you have it folks! :) Max gives us the run-down for our candidates in detail. It's anyone's guess as to who he voted for (if he voted).

:kissass

[WTF]

Okay let's look at these "lesser fucktards" in further detail

SevenForce: Yeah, he's definitely a kiss ass suck up bitch, but at leat he knows his place. :lol

WTF: Eh, other than his INCREDIBLY shitty poems, he's a pretty average fucktard

The Damp Moose and Imadjinn: I haven't really payed that much attention to either of these fucktards, which means they're just boring more than anything else.

MetalMilitia: I think its amusing that he tries so hard to "beat me" and gets his ass kicked all the time :lol But not the worst though.

Mubert: He's not here anymore, UNLESS he's posing as racialslur now, (Or racialslur's copying him) in either case, its basically a vote for racial

Which brings us to...

Father Spaz: At least racialslur can blame his stupidity on genetics, Spaz is a fucking self made loser. Plus there's the anime obsession and the fact he made not ONE but TWO "goodbye" threads. And he's still fucking here, thus proving he's a fucking reject desparate for social contact.

racialslur: On the OTHER hand racialslur probably...no SHOULD'VE been drowned at fucking birth, to save the trouble of his torturous pathetic existence later. He doesn't care how much you degrade his fucking fat flabby ass, he just wants your attention because mommy's too busy hooking in the next room.

Of course a write in for ArrowX is a safe bet too...

Tough choice... :lol



My poems: It will take me a few seconds to speak to you about this. But goddamn, it will take me a few hours to describe it to you idiots. But ok, the poems sucks and is shitty and thus I vote for myself. :/



O shit and Father Spaz get my vote as well. Spaz, I'd be a bloody billionare if I could buy you for what I tink of you and sell you for what you think of yourself. TuckFard! >:

[GADZOOKS]

This poll is Too Close To Call!

[MetalMilitia]

I voted for mubert. As for people saying i am annoying (jixby)...shut up.

[Jixby Phillips]

shut up.

Good one.

[MetalMilitia]

:( took me 20 minuites to think of that.

[Anonymous]

We should have primaries for this, with a poll for vets and a poll for newcomers. Then, the winners of those face-off in a final election.

And most of the votes get discarded for not being printed on heavy-enough paper.

[Anonymous]

Oh, and I voted mubert since ArrowX isn't on the list.

[Imadjinn]

I'm in a poll?!

:eek

I have never been more happy than I am right now...

:wah

[WTF]

I'm in a poll?!

:eek

I have never been more happy than I am right now...

:wah


My prayer is a very short one: Oh Lord, please make my enemies ridiculous. God has granted my wish. I vote Imadjinn!

[Terra]

You know what? I kinda liked you at first, but after reading this I think I can go back on that initial judgment.

And lotida and terra are both the most obnoxious twits here, therefore my vote goes to SevenForceIncUSA for not thinking so. Also for him being an annoying unfunny kissass.

Jizzlips Phillips? This is the second post in one thread referring to the fact that Lotida and I suck the most and need to be voted in. We already KNOW this. So stop trying to convince everybody here that it is so. You are a fucking whinny cowardly prick that obviously isn't used to getting his way. Your an idiot on top of all of this. Please go sit down and write a paper on all of this angst you have against Lotida and I and please submit it to your parents. I'm sure they will really want to read it, coming from you, the idiot bastard that they are SURE was switched at birth at the hospital.

Now go and do something useful and throw yourself out in front of a speeding car. That would be the most hilarious thing you've done yet. Toots.

>:

[hix1122]

I dont see ArrowX...Nor do I see Witty, or hix...what kind of shit are you?
Hey! Thats not fair! iv made like 50 posts!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

EEEGGGAAGGEDDDD

[Anonymous]

The great thing about this election is that even convicted felons can vote! :lol

[racialslur]

I dont see ArrowX...Nor do I see Witty, or hix...what kind of shit are you?
Hey! Thats not fair! iv made like 50 posts!

You must be pretty retarded then, since it only took 50 posts for me to determine that you dont get these forums at all, and sound like a 5 year old begging his parents for a pack of Bubble Yum at a supermarket counter.

[MetalMilitia]

I dont see ArrowX...Nor do I see Witty, or hix...what kind of shit are you?
Hey! Thats not fair! iv made like 50 posts!

You must be pretty retarded then, since it only took 50 posts for me to determine that you dont get these forums at all, and sound like a 5 year old begging his parents for a pack of Bubble Yum at a supermarket counter.

It only 1 of your posts for me to determine you are a worthless, unfunny fag. :/

[racialslur]

I dont see ArrowX...Nor do I see Witty, or hix...what kind of shit are you?
Hey! Thats not fair! iv made like 50 posts!

You must be pretty retarded then, since it only took 50 posts for me to determine that you dont get these forums at all, and sound like a 5 year old begging his parents for a pack of Bubble Yum at a supermarket counter.

It only 1 of your posts for me to determine you are a worthless, unfunny fag. :/

These quote boxes are getting pretty big.

[MetalMilitia]

I dont see ArrowX...Nor do I see Witty, or hix...what kind of shit are you?
Hey! Thats not fair! iv made like 50 posts!

You must be pretty retarded then, since it only took 50 posts for me to determine that you dont get these forums at all, and sound like a 5 year old begging his parents for a pack of Bubble Yum at a supermarket counter.

It only 1 of your posts for me to determine you are a worthless, unfunny fag. :/

These quote boxes are getting pretty big.

Yea someone should really do something about that before it consumes the entire earth.

[Anonymous]

I dont see ArrowX...Nor do I see Witty, or hix...what kind of shit are you?
Hey! Thats not fair! iv made like 50 posts!

You must be pretty retarded then, since it only took 50 posts for me to determine that you dont get these forums at all, and sound like a 5 year old begging his parents for a pack of Bubble Yum at a supermarket counter.

It only 1 of your posts for me to determine you are a worthless, unfunny fag. :/

These quote boxes are getting pretty big.

Yea someone should really do something about that before it consumes the entire earth.

Hey are you counting racialslur and Mubert as the same fucktard? Because if you are, he's pretty much winning by a landslide.

[racialslur]

I sure would be.

[Anonymous]

I sure would be sucking dick right now, if I didn't have herpes sores on my lips!

:lol

[Lotida]

And lotida and terra are both the most obnoxious twits here,

Jizzlips Phillips? This is the second post in one thread referring to the fact that Lotida and I suck the most and need to be voted in. We already KNOW this. So stop trying to convince everybody here that it is so. You are a fucking whinny cowardly prick that obviously isn't used to getting his way. Your an idiot on top of all of this. Please go sit down and write a paper on all of this angst you have against Lotida and I and please submit it to your parents. I'm sure they will really want to read it, coming from you, the idiot bastard that they are SURE was switched at birth at the hospital.

Now go and do something useful and throw yourself out in front of a speeding car. That would be the most hilarious thing you've done yet. Toots.

>:

I couldn't have said it better. And look....now I don't even have to try!! :conspiracy

[racialslur]

I sure would be sucking dick right now, if I didn't have herpes sores on my lips!

:lol

I still would suck dick. :themoreyouknow

[Jixby Phillips]

Terra you are 18 years old

[WTF]

Jeez, what the hell does this noob has to do to get more bloody votes? :/

Ok, You've only got to listen to all of them for a minute or two to realize why they got such a wide circle of fucking nodding acquaintances. Everyone, shut up. >:

[Anonymous]

Jeez, what the hell does this noob has to do to get more bloody votes? :/

Well back in the old days you could attack all of the fucktards on here (Especially the "vets") and be relentless about it. It still works to an extent, but to be hated a lot quicker nowadays you have to post stupid self-depreciating shit like racialslur. Talking about anime constantly is also a safe bet ala fucktard Spaz.

But it might be too late for that, seeing as that racialslur's pretty much in the lead and will probably stay there.

[racialslur]

I've given up on defending myself. I get hated more for doing so, rather than just agreeing.Or, I could just leave the forums.

[Anonymous]

I've given up on defending myself. I get hated more for doing so, rather than just agreeing.Or, I could just leave the forums.

What kind of fucking defeatist pussy attitude is that? And you say you gave up? When the fuck did you EVER fucking defend yourself, you fucking fat jizz licker? You fucking pathetic piece of shit, you don't just need to leave the forums you need to leave this fucking world by sliting your goddamn wrists open and save yourself the torture of puberty you fucking dickless fucktard!

And that WTF, is how you get more votes! :lol

[racialslur]

Max, if I had AIDS, I would give you them.

[WTF]

I've given up on defending myself. I get hated more for doing so, rather than just agreeing.Or, I could just leave the forums.

racialslur says: "I've just been grossly insulted. I overheard Mad Max and Chojin saying that they would offer me $20.00 to resign my membership of I-Mockery.
WTF: "racialslur, that's fucking outrageous man, you stick firm at $30.00 and you'll get it." >:

[racialslur]

WTF says: I make jokes that make you nod your head for a second, then forget about, and don't mention cause theyre not funny, nor are they stupid
racialslur says: Okay.

[WTF]

I've given up on defending myself. I get hated more for doing so, rather than just agreeing.Or, I could just leave the forums.

What kind of fucking defeatist pussy attitude is that? And you say you gave up? When the fuck did you EVER fucking defend yourself, you fucking fat jizz licker? You fucking pathetic piece of shit, you don't just need to leave the forums you need to leave this fucking world by sliting your goddamn wrists open and save yourself the torture of puberty you fucking dickless fucktard!

And that WTF, is how you get more votes! :lol

:lol :bow

[Anonymous]

Max, if I had AIDS, I would give you them.

You GOT fucking AIDS dipshit, your fucking faggot dad gave it to you when he fucked you in crib. Fucktards like you need to be fucking exterminated immediately, fucking plague carrying faggot!

:lol

[WTF]

WTF says: I make jokes that make you nod your head for a second, then forget about, and don't mention cause theyre not funny, nor are they stupid
racialslur says: Okay.

:eek For God's sake, racialslur, a joke in your mouth is no laughing matter.

[Imadjinn]

Just trying to boost votes for me. If I win this prestigious award, I will finally know my place on the forums!

You are all the biggest fucktards on the planet Earth for even thinking about attempting to act in the slightest way intelligent. A monkey that has suffered multiple brain haemorraghes could out think each and every one of you dumb fucks. Also, you all were obviously born from some bizarre experiment where they tried to make a "human" operate without a brain.

Fuck you all with a suplhuric acid covered spiky steel dildo you stupid fucks!

Have a nice slow painful death due to crotch rot, you fag bastards!

Hope that helps the voting along!

[WTF]

Just trying to boost votes for me. If I win this prestigious award, I will finally know my place on the forums!

You are all the biggest fucktards on the planet Earth for even thinking about attempting to act in the slightest way intelligent. A monkey that has suffered multiple brain haemorraghes could out think each and every one of you dumb fucks. Also, you all were obviously born from some bizarre experiment where they tried to make a "human" operate without a brain.

Fuck you all with a suplhuric acid covered spiky steel dildo you stupid fucks!

Have a nice slow painful death due to crotch rot, you fag bastards!

Hope that helps the voting along!

It's all very well having your name in the "Who's Who” on I-Mock, but it is not much of a use if it shows up that you don't have a fucking clue what's what. >:

[Terren]

WOW, I don't think I have read this many "FUCK" words since I took a dump at a public toilet. by the way for a good time phone 968-3825

I voted for MetalMilitia because he thinks he is the badest ass around when actually he is a tame little pussy.

[MetalMilitia]

What the FUCK are you talking about of course i am the baddest ass around here. :(

[Terren]

Yes, of course you are.

[MetalMilitia]

Yes of course i am.

[Imadjinn]

Who who, what what, when when, why why

I pray, to God, that you, all die!

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu ckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck

[WTF]

Who who, what what, when when, why why

I pray, to God, that you, all die!

Fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfu ckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuckfuck


You, o troubled one, I assume, are then going to commit suicide. I am glad to hear it. That, Imadjinn, relieves God of a great responsibility. :rolleyes

[Imadjinn]

The responsibility of God being preventing me from hunting you each down with an axe and removing your pelvises.

Are you just jealous that I have so many more votes than you? That means you are just a face in the crowd whilst I am recognised damnit!!!

[Terren]

You two are such retards. You sound like to women fighting over who is the ugliest.

[Imadjinn]

I am retarded.

I wondered why I got GCSE C and above in all my classes...

Cram your ass with napalm and light a match biatch!

[WTF]

You two are such retards. You sound like to women fighting over who is the ugliest.

Terren Starshit, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point. Shut up.

[MetalMilitia]

I am retarded.

I wondered why I got GCSE C and above in all my classes...

Cram your ass with napalm and light a match biatch!

You use explosives to light napalm...

Anyway, GCSEs are no indication of cleverness, they just prove you are not completely retarded. But from reading some of your posts I am starting to change my mind about that.

[Anonymous]

This thread is WAY to fucking long considering SevenFellatesImadjinn'sUrethra created it...

:lol

[WTF]

This thread is WAY to fucking long considering SevenFellatesImadjinn'sUrethra created it...

:lol

:lol :lol

[racialslur]

WOW, I don't think I have heard this many "FUCK YES" yelps since I took a dump on WTF's cock. by the way for a good time phone 968-3825, my number.

I voted for MetalMilitia because he thinks he has the fattest ass around when actually he cant tame my little piddler.

not bad for me.

[The Damp Moose]

VOTE FREEDOM FIRST YOU GUYS

[Seven Force]

This thread is WAY to fucking long considering SevenFellatesImadjinn'sUrethra created it...

:lol

...and considering I haven't been here a while. All you fucktards must not have any important lives to post about who you think's the worst person on a fucking message board. But it's three pages long anyway. Congrats bitches!

With the exception of Max and Terra, you're all fucktards!

:lol

[racialslur]

We dont need two of you fucks here.

[Seven Force]

You, my chubby retarded friend, have no business saying anything to me. Even though I could care less about this poll, it lists you as the worst fucktard here. So i'm now officially better than you? How does it feel? Are you gonna cry? I hope you have that pint of Ben & Jerry's thawed, cause you're gonna need all the comfort food you can stuff in your little piglet body after i'm through with you.

Bitch.

:lol

[Seven Force]

NEXT! :lol

[racialslur]

You, my friend(??? :) ), have business to attend to in my jeans. Even though I could care less about your pole, cause it spits goo at the fucktard here, me. So i'm now officially sticky and gross. How does it feel? I wanna cry. I need a pint of Ben & Jerry's thawed, cause my sodomized anus is gonna need all the comfort food i can stuff in my little piglet oriface after you're through with me.

Sweetie.

:tear
PWNED LOL

[Seven Force]

PWNED. :rolleyes

SO ONE DAY I WAS WALKING INTO GYM CLASS AND I HEARD A CRY FOR HELP AND I SAW THREE TOUGH LOOKING SKINHEADS BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF RACIALSLUT THEY SAID HE WAS TO GHEY TO JOIN THEIR ELITE RACE SO THEY BEAT HIS ASS THEN RIPPED OFF HIS PANTS AND STARTED SHOVING PENCILS UP HIS ASS AND THEN THEY STARTED TO CRAM ALL OF THEIR DICKS IN HIS MOUTH AND HE GAGGED AND GAGGED BUT THEY WOULDNT STOP AND THEY ALL JIZZED IN HIS MOUTH AND HE THREW IT UP AND THEY BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HIM FOR THAT TO THEN THEY SLIT HIS THROAT AND SHOVED HIM INTO A GYM LOCKER AND LEFT.

AFTER THAT, I WENT HOME AND WATCHED MIGHTY MORPHIN POWER RANGERS.

OWNED FUCKTARD :lol

[Seven Force]

NEXT! :lol

[Terren]

Mother fucker, did WTF just learn how to use the quotes. Is that all you can do is repeat other peoples posts and make soft dick comments about them.

As for racialslur (dumb fucking name by the way) editing quotes is the most un-original thing you can do. Are you to dumb to think of something yourself. I mean it is not that hard, I could shit out 3 different come backs without even thinking. You truly are the worset person in this forum. I should have voted for you but I think you are getting some kick out of being called the biggest cum stain on the planet.

[racialslur]

What the hell is Terren supposed to mean? If you mean the ones from Starcraft, than you are just a fucking faggot for using it, and Starcraft is a nerdy stupid ass geek game.

F U seven. I would SO make it into a skinhead group.

[Anonymous]

SevenFucktard: Jesus fucking Christ find your OWN fucking way of insulting fucktards! >:

DO NOT fucking steal my story bit again, if you wish to remain on my fucking good side. >:

And you better fucking tone down the quote editing, fucktard, lol emoticon too goat fucker. You'll never fucking rise in status by being a sad suck ass imitator of the Master. Even the fucking lowliest of fucktards are capable of seeing that. >:

Do you see Terra and Lotida doing that shit and copying me? No! So fucking find your own fucking way. >:

[Terren]

When does the voting end. I want to throw a party for cum stain, I mean facialslurp, I mean racialslur.

[WTF]

Mother fucker, did WTF just learn how to use the quotes. Is that all you can do is repeat other peoples posts and make soft dick comments about them.

I voted for MetalMilitia because he thinks he has the fattest ass around when actually he cant tame my little piddler.


Little piddler you. From soft dick, waiting on your mother to hurry up.

[racialslur]

The stupid fuck voted for Metalmilitia. :lol I WANTERD RAXCIAL SLURP TIO WINM BUTR NTO

[FartinMowler]

Father spaz >:

[Imadjinn]

Yo yo you yo!

When does this voting dealy end anyway? Or has it already?

If it has, then fuck you all who voted for racialslur over me. How is he worse than me! Fucking fuckers...

[racialslur]

Pwned.

[Imadjinn]

Oh well, I'll just have to settle for second most hated person on I-Mockery...


Take that fuckwads!