whtas your bedtime ritual

[Jixby Phillips]

i'm about tuckered out whats your guyses bedtimes rituals??? heres mine:

dress up in pajamas even nightcap
walk to the bed all slow
scratch
yawn
smack my mouth together to m ake smacking sounds
BLOW OUT CANLDE
sometimes get upset at a leaky faucet and spend all night fixing it :(
throw a boot at a cat singing on the fence!!!
WAKE UP IN TIME FOR WORK SAKES ALIVE

whats yours

[Dole]

kiss g/f
repeat
sleep

[FS]

take off clothes and then put on pants even though I usually go naked below the waist

imagine sheep hopping over a fence but then they turn into things I'm trying not to think about like my nephews

bury my head under my pillow

wrap myself in my matrass

freak out and destroy my house :(

[Imadjinn]

o Walk upstairs
o Go for a piss and miss every single time because I am too knackered to see straight
o Strip down to my underwear
o Fold clothes then throw them anywhere
o Get in bed and smack my head on the wall (v. important)
o Stay awake for 2 hours complaining to myself that I can't get to sleep

[the_dudefather]

Ah, routine. Well, I normally... get into bed... and then I have a
bit of a kip.

/bottom reference

[Imadjinn]

Ah, routine. Well, I normally... get into bed... and then I have a
bit of a kip.

Ah, 'twas but a matter of time before someone said it.

[Zhukov]

Wank

[Imadjinn]

Wank

Read last post by moi.

[sadie]

dress up in pajamas even nightcap
walk to the bed all slow
scratch
yawn
smack my mouth together to m ake smacking sounds
BLOW OUT CANLDE
sometimes get upset at a leaky faucet and spend all night fixing it :(
throw a boot at a cat singing on the fence!!!
WAKE UP IN TIME FOR WORK SAKES ALIVE
jixby's donald duck!

[McMock]

Look
Inventory
N
Use toilet with penis
N
Avoid books
N
S
Kick hobo out of bed
Sleep
Get into bed
Enter bed
Open sheets
Get into bed
Sleep

[FartinMowler]

Look at the losers on I-mockery
go up stairs and brush my teeth
scratch my balls
say goodnight to wife
wait until she falls asleep
sneek away to other family
repeat.

[Anonymous]

Look at the losers in my family
go up stairs and put in my teeth
smash my balls with a hammer
say goodnight to my hag wife
wait until she passes out from the vodka
sneek away to molest my daughters
repeat.

:lol :lol :lol

[bigtimecow]

brush teeth, floss teeth, turn off all lights unless someone is out and is coming home later, go upstairs, set alarm, check it 4000 times, take out right ear o-ring from earring (always falls out in my sleep), take off glasses, kiss picture, pull up covers and such, fix pillows, get in, turn of f, light, go to sleep.

[DeadKennedys]

Look at the losers in my family
go up stairs and put in my teeth
smash my balls with a hammer
say goodnight to my hag wife
wait until she passes out from the vodka
sneek away to molest my daughters
repeat.

:lol :lol :lol

I can't believe he'd actually say that :lol

[racialslur]

Minimize forums window
Touch myself
Yawn
Post some more on forums
Turn off the forums window
Open up an Aqua Teen or Southpark
Take speaker and put it by my bed
Maybe get a diet Barqs
Open window
Lift up dog into bed
Fall into bed
Flatten dog
Enjoy Aqua Teen or Southpark until sleep

[FartinMowler]

MadMax wrote

Say goodnight to Kalhorn
licky balls one more time
get rubber hose long enough to smell ass
look at photo's taken of women lawnbowling
go to sleep on many stains

[racialslur]

Learn how to quote. Even I can.

[Anonymous]

Say goodnight to racialslur
licky balls one more time
get rubber hose long enough to smell ass
look at photos taken of men lawnbowling
go to sleep on many stains

Keep trying fucktard, you'll get it one day! :lol

[Big McLargehuge]

I take of all my clothes
Climb into bed
Weep
Crawl out of bed
Go to bathroom
Fall on the floor
Curl up
Weep
Sleep

[Sajuuk]

Slit wrists.

[Anonymous]

Look at picture of Bill Clinton
Weep until I pass out

[Jixby Phillips]

chojin quit abusing your power as mod :rolleyes

[James]

Masturbate
Watch TV
Masturbate
Lay down
Toss and turn
Masturbate
Lay down
Become wide awake after being unable to fight off my numerous worries and paranoia
Possibly masturbate
Watch TV and/or movie
Eat breakfast
Masturbate
Become too emotionally exhausted to have any more thoughts that keep me awake. Pass out with the TV on.

[sadie]

i'd like to suggest psychotherapy to most of you.

[DamnthatDavid]

After watching Conan

I brush my teeth
Take off over clothes
Fall into bed
Stay awake for 5 hours thinking about crap
Fall asleep for an hour
wake up, go to school.

[Terren]

Drink
Smoke
Take Pills
Take more Pills
Take Stronger Pills
Watch bad Late night TV
Take horse Tranquillisers

Run into wall and finally sleep

[Alive]

Man everybodys messed up on this board lol.. im not "normal" by any means either i geuss, but im not so readily able to admit to it much! (its kinda late/early here too and im not exactly in bed myself) but when i do, its usualy bad late night tv also (i let it run all night since i cant stand the deafining sound of silence) and once the caffiene wears off i fall asleep (usualy in shorts w/or without tee depending) 'dats about it...

[Terren]

Dude nobody is normal! And that is the way I like it. Ah ha Ah ha

[Command Prompt]

i'd like to suggest psychotherapy to most of you.

so what would you suggest, little miss expert?

[ziggytrix]

Man everybodys messed up on this board lol..

It's fairly safe to say that the majority of these posts are exaggeration or outright fabrication designed to be amusing. One can presume by the "lol" in your remark, that they met with some success, tho the comedic value of the original post far exceeds most of the replies in this thread. Especially this one. :(

[MetalMilitia]

Man everybodys messed up on this board lol.. im not "normal" by any means either i geuss, but im not so readily able to admit to it much!.

Normal pepople are boring. the coolest people are 'wierd'.

[Esuohlim]

Wrong, self-proclaimed weird people are the worst people ever.

[MetalMilitia]

That is true.

[Jixby Phillips]

And people who say NORMAL PEOPLE ARE BORING are raging cunts. You sound like me in the 4th grade.

[MetalMilitia]

aww can you feel the love in this thread. :)

[Jixby Phillips]

And I've honest to god said this before: People who ironically say "LOL YOU CAN FEEL THE LOVE IN THIS THREAD :lol" are also raging cunts.

What is next? A picture of Richard Simmons calling me gay?

[MetalMilitia]

Come now jixby, you like me really.

[kellychaos]

Pencils down. Hand your paper forward.

[Anonymous]

Six months on this site and I havn't had someone just PM me to say "Hi" or even something nasty. I will send one and recieve but not one fucking person would have the balls just to send me a PM out of the blue. Honestly I think you are all the most antisocial bunch of losers on the planet. I like talking to people and interacting and the time I spend on the computer I am hoping to interact and have fun but most of you seem to be seeking something like a mate or are so messed up that you think that you have somekind of bond with a fellow internet person that you communicate in ways that we won't understand and are not hip enough to participate in..Fuck you and your little dog too >:


FEEL THE LOVE FUCKTARDS! :lol

[kellychaos]

And most of all ... before I thank the Lord ... I would like to thank Max for his total show of love and support while I struggled to make a name for myself in this silly business ... This one's for you Maxie! We did it, baby!!

[Anonymous]

Your a jerk Max, but at least your funnier than Kelly :/

:lol

[kellychaos]

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

A block of lego is funnier than kellychaos :/

[kellychaos]

Two blocks of legos and I am, literally, pissing my pants with mirth.

[Anonymous]

I'm sending my ten bucks in to have my sig changed to KellyChaos sucks cock.

:lol

[kellychaos]

It's a lot funnier when you say it like YOU say it. :lol

[Anonymous]

This guy has verbal repititious diarhea... :/ the guy never gives out a shred of info on himself and keep's poking at the few thing's that I post about myself...He's boring/unfunny and reminds me of Rongi :/

:lol

[kellychaos]

Where's your ball gag? :lol

[Anonymous]

Are you a guy at work wasting time on the internet or some kid that should be outside playing? I think I saw your picture before and you look like an old gay guy :/ not that there is anything wrong with being an old gay guy but you are kind of annoying.

:lol

[racialslur]

If I were to get a title, it would say "NOT MUBERT THATS FOR SURE"

[Anonymous]

I've recieved no PMs or messages but I know that everyone hates you. I was walking my dog and when I looked down a piece of shit had you initials so I knew it was true. Oh I've tried to defend you and even when my screen get's dirty with little pieces of snot and pizza finger mark's I wipe it with a wet cloth and a little bit of water. I think you know who you are and you should leave spod.


:lol

[FartinMowler]

MadMax wrote

I know it's creepy to have all the comments that FartinMowlers written but I get a chubby everytime I read them

[Anonymous]

This a novel about a boy's journey of discovery into undeveloped manhood. As we delve deeper into the twisted tale of a childhood filled with laughs, tears and turkey baster abuse ... we begin to understand why the protagonist eventually spiraled down into a life of pedophilia and abuse. We peek around the curtain of family dysfunctionalism and peak in the window at painful visions of his mother's infidelity heretofore only witnessed by Fartin himself ... the Terminix guy? One of the more poignant moments of the novel is when Fartin is in Walmart buying some white tank-top t-shirts. His lucid description of how the moment was so surreal yet, at the same, was a moment of total self-awareness and clarity was just ... well ... zen-like. I recommend this novel highly. I will not be suprised to see it on Oprah's Book List by early fall.

:lol

[FartinMowler]

I think Kelly had a ghost writer for that :/

[GADZOOKS]

http://www22.brinkster.com/ulteriorego/gwbooks/oc24_004.jpg

[GADZOOKS]

http://www22.brinkster.com/ulteriorego/gwbooks/oc24_005.jpg

[Anonymous]

I don't think that I posted one there and, if I did, I don't remember where it would be ... and Fartin, you can't afford to rip on me at LEAST until you get a paper route job to go along with your grass cutting gig.

:lol

[GADZOOKS]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v209/GHOSTOFFRAISER/alfie.jpg

:eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek :eek

http://www.classictvhits.com/shows/perfectstrangers/pics/ps05.jpg

[Esuohlim]

How perfectly strange. :eek

[Rongi]

Ken Jennings looks like he wants to steal the soul right out of my eyes.

I want to jump his bones like you would not beleive

[Jixby Phillips]

I saw that Ghostwriter way back when it was new and i had the same reaction :eek

[GADZOOKS]

I wanted to see if IMDB have credited him for that appearence but I get distracted noticing the quote of the day is from The Young Ones.

He was as "Police Officer", also Samuel L Jackson appeared in two episodes :eek

[the_dudefather]

:rock :rock Some of the bricks in this house explode, brilliant! :rock :rock

[Supafly345]

I don't have a bedtime because I'm not a child. Now if you would exuse me, but I am almost out of my daily 30min of internet time and I have to clean up my room and wash my hands before dinner.

[RedLeader01]

Think about sexy so I can dream about sex. That's always fun!