ATTENTION! A MESSAGE FROM YOUR UNDERWORLD LORD :D

[Anonymous]

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS (So far)

Terra
Lotida
Chojin
sadie
Drumming4Buddha


THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE STILL FUCKTARDS BUT HAVE PROVEN "AMUSING" (And I use that term VERY loosely) ENOUGH TO SPARE EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE (Like almost never)

SevenForceUSAInc (Kiss ass suck up)
Blue Oatmeal (Creepy Faggot kiss ass suck up)
MetalMilitia (Fucktard 1st class)
Perndog (Technically he's a Dratkcuf)


THIS LIST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE ACCORDING TO HOW I SEE FUCKING FIT IF I SHOULD SO DESIRE IN THE FUTURE. (Especially you "Amusing Fucktards", you're hanging on by a fucking thread, don't fuck it up like I know you will)


THE REST OF YOU...WELL YOU KNOW WHERE YOU STAND FUCKTARDS! :lol

Carry on... :lol

[Imadjinn]

WHEE! MAD MAX THINKS I AM A FUCKTARD! WHOO!!!

[WTF]

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS (At All):

WTF
WTF, and
WTF :bow

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS (So far)

Terra :love
Lotida :love
Chojin :chatter
sadie :love
Drumming4Buddha :confused


THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE STILL FUCKTARDS BUT HAVE PROVEN "AMUSING" (And I use that term VERY loosely) ENOUGH TO SPARE EVERY ONCE IN AWHILE (Like almost never)

SevenForceUSAInc (Kiss ass suck up 19 year old bitch boy) :fart
Blue Oatmeal (Creepy Faggot kiss ass suck up stick figure with anorexia) :fart
MetalMilitia (Fucktard 1st class - soon to be demoted/ promoted pending on reply to this post) :fart
Perndog (Technically he's a Dratkcuf and practically a retard) :fart


THIS LIST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE ACCORDING TO HOW I SEE FUCKING FIT IF I SHOULD SO DESIRE IN THE FUTURE. (Especially you "Amusing Fucktards", you're hanging on by a fucking thread, don't fuck it up like I know you will)


THE REST OF YOU...WELL YOU KNOW WHERE YOU STAND FUCKTARDS!

Carry on... .. :lol

:lol :chatter

[MetalMilitia]

Oh admit it max, I belong on the list of non-fucktards. Especially after the vast ammount of gratuitously witty posts i have made (and use of long fancy words).
And no way in hell do i belong on the same list as sevenforce or suckupforce as he is otherwise known.

[Imadjinn]

WHEE!!! MAD MAX THINKS HE IS A FUCKTARD TOO!!!

[sadie]

lol. it's daisyhead all over again.

[Esuohlim]

THANKS FOR THE UPDATE MAX AS WE ALL CARE AND STUFF

[Anonymous]

Imadick: Whee! Its a genetically proven fact that since you're the product of incest, you're a fucktard! Whee!

MetalMilitia: Your fucktard request is under review...

Milhouse: YES FUCKTARD AND YOUR FAILED ATTEMPTS AT BAD SARCASM AND TYPING IN ALL CAPS NEVER GETS FUCKING OLD! WE NEVER GET ENOUGH OF THAT!

Carry on...
:lol

[Esuohlim]

RUN THE LIST BY ME AGAIN PLEASE

[Anonymous]

RUN THE LIST BY ME AGAIN PLEASE

LOL! :rolleyes

[MetalMilitia]

This is the thread where max tells people they are fucktards.

[liquidstatik]

I like you, Max. :D

[MetalMilitia]

gimme all yer guzalene!

[Anonymous]

This is the thread where max tells people they are fucktards.

Actually this is the thread where I inform people if they AREN'T fucktards... :eek

[FartinMowler]

:/ Looks like your kissing ass Max >:

[Anonymous]

:/ Looks like your kissing ass Max >:
:rolleyes

Statements like that only prove what a fucktard you are and how little your mind can comprehend. And THAT is why you mow lawns for a fucking living you fucking mental midget. You fucking suck so fucking bad it must be physically painful for you. Learn to use the quote function properly then come back and talk to me fucktard.

:lol

[Seven Force]

:/ I love sucking ass, did you know that Max?

[Seven Force]

THIS LIST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE ACCORDING TO HOW I SEE FUCKING FIT IF I SHOULD SO DESIRE IN THE FUTURE. (Especially you "Amusing Fucktards", you're hanging on by a fucking thread, don't fuck it up like I know you will)


THE REST OF YOU...WELL YOU KNOW WHERE YOU STAND FUCKTARDS! :lol

Carry on... :lol

I'll do my best. :(

[Esuohlim]

HAS THE LIST BEEN UPDATED I HAVEN'T RECIEVED EMAILS OR ANYTHING

[Seven Force]

Boy, for someone who doesn't care you sure posting frequently enough. Maybe you did get an email, but you're gonna have to sift through all that "Free Simpsons Porn" you subscribe to before you see it.

:lol

[Seven Force]

THE FOLLOWING PERSON IS A FAGGOTY FUCKTARD WHO THINKS ITS FUNNY TO POST UN-FUCKING-FUNNY QUOTES AND SHITTY POEMS THAT PALE COMPARED TO WHAT A MONKEY WITH DOWN SYNDROME CAN DO:

WTF

I doubt this will ever change.

:lol

[Anonymous]

THE FOLLOWING PERSON IS A FAGGOTY FUCKTARD WHO THINKS ITS FUNNY TO POST UN-FUCKING-FUNNY QUOTES AND SHITTY POEMS THAT PALE COMPARED TO WHAT A MONKEY WITH DOWN SYNDROME CAN DO:

WTF

I doubt this will ever change.

:lol

I'll make the fucking announcements fucktard, know your fucking place, do not presume. >:

You're losing grip of that fucking thread. Keep this behavior up and I will cast you down with the other fucktard sodomites. >:

[WTF]

THE FOLLOWING PERSON IS A FAGGOTY FUCKTARD WHO THINKS ITS FUNNY TO POST UN-FUCKING-FUNNY QUOTES AND SHITTY POEMS THAT PALE COMPARED TO WHAT A MONKEY WITH DOWN SYNDROME CAN DO:

WTF

I doubt this will ever change.

:lol


So SevenFucktard met Esu? A match made in heaven. :rolleyes

[Esuohlim]

DO I NEED TO ASK PERMISSION TO XEROX THE LIST AND CHARGE PEOPLE FOR A COPY?

[Anonymous]

NO FUCKTARD, BUT THE LIST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE SO YOU MAY BE COPYING AN OUT OF DATE LIST. SO IF GIVING PEOPLE POSSIBLE WRONG INFORMATION WOULD BE UPSETTING TO YOU, THEN YOU SHOULDN'T PROCEED ALONG THIS PATH.

[MetalMilitia]

YOU MAY BE COPYING AN OUT OF DATE LIST

Oh! the horror! :chatter

[Anonymous]

Indeed.

[MetalMilitia]

Just the thought of it makes me want to set up some sort of support group.

[Guitar Woman]

THE LIST IS SUBJECT TO CHANGE AT A MOMENT'S NOTICE
How? The edit button is broken. :(

[Anonymous]

I just fucking update it in another fucking post fucktard.

[Esuohlim]

WHEN WILL THE NEXT UPDATE BE? IS THERE A SCHEDULE?

[Anonymous]

NO SCHEDULE, I WANT TO KEEP ALL YOU FUCKTARDS IN SUSPENSE, SO JUST WATCH THIS SPACE FOR UPDATES AND STAY TUNED!

[Esuohlim]

IF I HAPPEN TO WRITE AN ARTICLE AND USE THIS LIST AS ONE OF MY PIECES OF RESEARCH, AM I STILL OBLIGED TO CITE THE SOURCE AND PARANTHETICALLY REFERENCE IT WITHIN MY ARTICLE EVEN THOUGH IT'S NOT AN OFFICIAL DOCUMENT?

[Anonymous]

IF YOU LIKE I SUPPOSE, BUT I'LL WAGER THAT YOUR FUCKTARD PROFESSOR WOULDN'T KNOW WHERE YOU CAME UP WITH THE LIST FROM ANYWAY AND WOULDN'T THINK TO CHECK TO SEE IF YOU PLAGERIZED IT OR NOT, LET ALONE LOOK ON I-MOCKERY. SO YOU COULD PROBABLY GET AWAY WITHOUT CITING BUT ITS NOT A GOOD PRACTICE TO GET INTO.

[sadie]

How? The edit button is broken. :(
sorry to interrupt your little caps tango, boys, but this has got to be one of the stupidest things i've heard around here. and that's saying something.

[Lotida]

How? The edit button is broken. :(
sorry to interrupt your little caps tango, boys, but this has got to be one of the stupidest things i've heard around here. and that's saying something.

I concur!! What a frucking retard!! He was up all night trying to figure this one out!! >:

[WTF]

:eek I agree!! If there was a stupidity meter, Spaz would blow the thing to bits. :/

[Anonymous]

ATTENTION THE LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED! :)

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS

Terra
Lotida
Chojin
sadie
Drumming4Buddha
MetalMilitia
WTF

The rest of you are STILL fucktards and no more "semi-fucktard" shit either I don't know WHAT the fuck I was thinking with that stupid policy. You either are or you aren't. :lol

Carry on... :lol

[Esuohlim]

I just had an orgasm.

[Anonymous]

ATTENTION THE LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED! :)

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS

Terra
Lotida
Chojin
sadie
Drumming4Buddha
MetalMilitia
WTF
McMock

The rest of you are STILL fucktards. :lol

Carry on... :lol

[Esuohlim]

This is like a second Christmas.

[Anonymous]

This is like a second Christmas.

Can't be, you pay to get ass raped by a drunken Salvation Army Santa on Christmas fucktard :lol

[Esuohlim]

I'm telling the teacher on you.

[Anonymous]

ATTENTION! :)

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS

Terra
Lotida
Chojin
sadie
Drumming4Buddha
MetalMilitia
WTF
McMock

The rest of you are STILL fucktards. :lol

Carry on... :lol

[Anonymous]

[quote="Mad Max"]ATTENTION THE LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED! :)

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS

Terra
Lotida
Chojin
sadie
Drumming4Buddha
MetalMilitia
Perndog

The rest of you are STILL fucktards. :lol

Carry on... :lol

[MetalMilitia]

ATTENTION! :)

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS

Terra
Lotida
Chojin
sadie
Drumming4Buddha
MetalMilitia
WTF
McMock

The rest of you are STILL fucktards. :lol

Carry on... :lol

Frankly Max i am appauled to be on the same list as anyone who goes by the name WTF especially this one.
Now you had best re-evaluate you fucktardery standards or i will be forced to type really nasty stuff at you. Then you wont be laughing.

>:

[Anonymous]

ATTENTION THE LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED! :)

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS

Terra
Lotida
Chojin
sadie
Drumming4Buddha
MetalMilitia
Perndog

The rest of you are STILL fucktards. :lol

Carry on... :lol

[Anonymous]

ATTENTION THE LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED! :)

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS

Terra
Lotida
Chojin
sadie
Drumming4Buddha
Perndog

The rest of you are STILL fucktards. :lol

Carry on... :lol

[Anonymous]

ATTENTION THE LIST HAS BEEN UPDATED! :)

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS

Terra
Lotida
Chojin

The rest of you are STILL fucktards. :lol

Carry on... :lol

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

do you just do that list randomly or sumthing

[MetalMilitia]

You are fogiven... but dont let it happen again. >:

[Anonymous]

Actually there WAS a rhyme and reason for it, and I was in the middle of changing it, but THEN MetalMilitia felt the need to run his fucktard mouth, and got just about everyone thrown off the list.
Nice going fucktard. :lol

Now they'll have to work hard to get back on it again. (Apart from the three that are still on it) :lol

[Anonymous]

ATTENTION! :)

THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE NOT FUCKTARDS

Terra
Lotida
Chojin

The rest of you are STILL fucktards. :lol

Carry on... :lol

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

the dawn of enlightenment shines upon me or that
might just be the 18 wheeler speeding towards me
so i'll be back as soon as i've dragged myself back up
the underworld again.

[MetalMilitia]

Right thats it. You have really done it this time max. i didn't want it to come to this but there are some things i just will not stand for.

You are gay.

Decimated.

[Anonymous]

Right thats it. You have really done it this time max. i didn't want it to come to this but there are some things i just will not stand for.

You are gay.

Decimated.

That was a rather unimpressive display of limp wristed fury there Metal. You wanna try that again fucktard? :lol

[Ftang Ftang Olay OLay]

how would u know metalmilitia huh
cause the whole notion implies that u are gay as well

[MetalMilitia]

Dont tempt me >:
And while i ponder a whimsical reply that totally 'sticks it to you' think about what you have done. I will accept aplogies via paypal.

[MetalMilitia]

how would u know metalmilitia huh
cause the whole notion implies that u are gay as well

Shut up, or you too will feel my wrath.

[Anonymous]

You have no "wrath" fucktard. Only faggot fury. :lol

Face it, you fucked up, admit defeat and you'll be on your way again to getting back on the list...

[MetalMilitia]

well mabey i dont want to be on the stinkin list... MABEY I WILL MAKE MY OWN LIST! YEA YOU HEARD ME! AND YOU WOULD NOT BE ON IT!

[Anonymous]

Please direct all further delusional denials and beggings for my forgiveness to the DECIMATION OF FUCKTARDS THREAD, please.

You're a fucktard, thank you! :lol

[WTF]

O the horror, the SHAME, I am officially on the fucktard list, How would the others handle this? I assume as follows, namely:

Father Spaz: Come on Mad Max, how could the fact that I adore Cowboy anime be gay. I mean, the only thing you see on the horse that may be faggotry is the anime cowboy, but surely surely not the horse? Get a life!!!

SevenForce: O Master, I kneel before you in utmost reverence. Please take me to your dungeon and do with me as you please. Hurt me, hate me, spite me, anything!! But please please show me your dungeon!! : lol-emoticon.

Racialslur: pwned!

Immadjin: owned!

MetalMilitia: Mad Max, this is not funny anymore. Stop that or I will I will ........make my own list!

Esu: I defy to answer your insult (because I really don’t know how) and I want the “old treads back”. Now! LiquidStatik please pm. me asap.

Schimid: Mad Max, you are not the forum spokesperson and although you may speak the truth, remember, you are not the forum spokesperson. So listen up, you are not the forum spokesperson, ok. No, you are not the forum…….

Chojin: Uliminating! (or perhaps Eliminating…..eliminating….eliminating….. BANNED!)

ThisIsWitty: This is not witty… Followed by: *u** *o*

SrewU2ice (Must be the latest sex trick in the North Pole): Rock & Roll, man, Rock & Roll!

Helm: Do you fence?

And how would WTF handle this? Well, let us see?

WTF: WTF, squire, WTF! :lol

[Esuohlim]

The Underworld Lord posts on the Internet apparantly.

[Anonymous]

The Underworld Lord posts on the Internet apparantly.

And judging by your posts, apparently so do the fucking mentally challenged, fucktard. :lol

[Esuohlim]

Your wit is impressive!

[Terra]

Yours is not. >:

[Anonymous]

Milhouse has died. :lol

[Lotida]

The Underworld Lord posts on the Internet apparantly.

Milhouse why the fuck are you so obsessed with pointing out that we are on the internet?

GUESS WHAT DOUCHEBAG....WE ALREADY KNOW IT'S THE FUCKING INTERNET! WE DO NOT NEED YOU TO POINT IT OUT IN EVERY OTHER FUCKING THREAD! >: ONLY WTF IS DUMB ENOUGH TO THINK HE IS TYPING TO HIS TV!!!

[WTF]

Millhouse/ Esu has reincarnated. He is Lotida. Look at all the Caps. Good God. :eek

[Anonymous]

WTF: Your boyfriend MetalMilitia is looking for you fucktard. He's upset that you didn't buy him that gown he wanted for the Headbanger's Ball. :lol

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Anonymous]

Get the fuck out of my thread fucktard. :lol

[WTF]

WTF: Your boyfriend MetalMilitia is looking for you fucktard. He's upset that you didn't buy him that gown he wanted for the Headbanger's Ball. :lol


Boyfriend? :rolleyes

The closest to a boyfriend he will get is my 45kg Rottweiler, but Militia will only see the dog during supervised visits, and only if it's wearing a Titanium chastity belt! How the hell can you trust someone that needs a gown for a Headbanger's Ball?? >:

[Guitar Woman]

I can't wait to see Max have his way with you. In fact, I'm gonna go grab some popcorn. This is gonna be great. :lol

[MetalMilitia]

I can't wait to see Max have his way with you.

I bet you love watching guys 'have their way' with eachother dont you.

[WTF]

I can't wait to see Max have his way with you. In fact, I'm gonna go grab some popcorn. This is gonna be great. :lol

With this stupid comment, Spaz, I came to the following conclusing, namely there is nothing wrong with you that full acceptance of your dick-partial disposition will not correct, Doris. :)

[Anonymous]

All 3 of you fucktards have the combined intelligence of a fucking slow chimp. None of you are funny, so stop fucking trying.

Metal and WTF go continue your fucking fag fest in your own fucking thread. I know you two have a lot of fucking shit to talk about ever since Metal caught WTF blowing a prepubescent boy in your bathroom.

And Spaz, go fucking jerk off to whatever the fucking latest sick anime fad there is right now, tenticle furry rape or whatever it is you fucking virgin degenerates are into. You need to be fucking killed.

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

What i lack in funnyness i more than make up for in effort.

[ItalianStereotype]

Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[Anonymous]

Fuck-fuk--fuk fucktard
Fuck-fukfuk-tard
Fuck-fuk-fuk fucktard, fucktard, fucktard,
sucking dick hard.

I was surfin' the net
by I-Mockery
and all o' them fucktards whining
in a fucktard symphony.

I was surfin' the net
by I-Mockery
when I seen me a fucktard, fucktard, fucktard,
being as gay as can be.

Fuck-fukfuk fucktard
Fuck-fukfuk-tard
Fuck-fukfuk fucktard, fucktard, fucktard,
sucking dick hard.

:lol

[ItalianStereotype]

Kay-kio--kio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.

I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.

Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.

[Anonymous]

Fuck-fuk--fuk fucktard
Fuck-fukfuk-tard
Fuck-fuk-fuk fucktard, fucktard, fucktard,
sucking dick hard.

I was surfin' the net
by I-Mockery
and all o' them fucktards whining
in a fucktard symphony.

I was surfin' the net
by I-Mockery
when I seen me a fucktard, fucktard, fucktard,
being as gay as can be.

Fuck-fukfuk fucktard
Fuck-fukfuk-tard
Fuck-fukfuk fucktard, fucktard, fucktard,
sucking dick hard.

:lol

Fuck-fuk--fuk fucktard
Fuck-fukfuk-tard
Fuck-fuk-fuk fucktard, fucktard, fucktard,
sucking dick hard.

I was surfin' the net
by I-Mockery
and all o' them fucktards whining
in a fucktard symphony.

I was surfin' the net
by I-Mockery
when I seen me a fucktard, fucktard, fucktard,
being as gay as can be.

Fuck-fukfuk fucktard
Fuck-fukfuk-tard
Fuck-fukfuk fucktard, fucktard, fucktard,
sucking dick hard.

:lol