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the_dudefather
Nov 4th, 2004, 04:43 PM
so anyway i was in the local takeaway (the casa express) which is run by a bunch of comedy french guys, waiting for a pizza order.

suddenly 2 shifty looking guys come in with a plastic carrier bag. they ask the owner working at the counter did he want to buy some cheese (which the carrier bag was full of), he agreed to give them 10 quid for it.

clearly the cheese was just stolen from the tesco around the corner by a bunch of guys wanting a quick buck (or pound in this case) but that diddnt matter.

the question is: should i trust a place which uses stolen cheese, or is cheese laundering a victimless crime?
Burger Lord
Nov 4th, 2004, 10:14 PM
The cheese is the best character of the show. The cheese is better than the salami and the bologna combined!
Rongi
Nov 4th, 2004, 10:31 PM
great
Dr. V
Nov 5th, 2004, 01:03 AM
What the hell is a takeaway and a quid?
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Nov 5th, 2004, 01:12 AM
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the_dudefather
Nov 5th, 2004, 04:25 AM
join me and my wacky adventures as i travel around britain getting into all kinds of hilarious jams!

coming next week, the comedy french guys at the casa express try and use english slang, with HILARIOUS results

"yoo want some spicy chicken MAN!"
DeadKennedys
Nov 5th, 2004, 07:00 AM
takeaway = take-out restaurant

quid = an english pound
FartinMowler
Nov 5th, 2004, 07:47 AM
I'm not going to say anything because I want to see what happens :rolleyes
Dr. V
Nov 5th, 2004, 09:48 PM
takeaway = take-out restaurant

quid = an english pound

Thats all I wanted to know. Thank you.
RedLeader01
Nov 12th, 2004, 09:41 AM
What has the world come to where dumb fucks have to steal cheese? Must be a British thing. :confused
GADZOOKS
Nov 12th, 2004, 04:33 PM
I think the british are behind this.
GADZOOKS
Nov 12th, 2004, 04:34 PM
Whoops didn't scroll all the way down :eek
Rongi
Nov 12th, 2004, 04:35 PM
Welcome to the jungle :picklehat
the_dudefather
Nov 12th, 2004, 06:30 PM
stealing cheese is the ultimate crime, if the police (or 'pigs' as they affectionatly call themselves) bust down your door, eat dozens of packets of cheese and the evidence is gone!
Burger Lord
Nov 12th, 2004, 11:45 PM
if the Government didn't give me cheese every month, I would probably steal it too
Anonymous
Nov 23rd, 2004, 03:33 AM
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