MY COMPLAINT

[mburbank]

I work a forty hour week and I still have to feed my kids Alpo. Meanwhile that little bitch Polly Pocket has her own fucking stretch Limosine.



I am so serious.

[Protoclown]

YOU HANDS TOO COLD TO TOUCH PENAS TOO :(

[mburbank]

No, my 'arms' are to short to 'box' with 'God'. My Penas is generally hot enough to ignite paper (farenheit 455) which is HELL on my underwear budget.

None of which alters my rage at Ms. Pocket, who had better not go into any 'dark alleys'.

The time of tiny, platsic, uber rich dolls is at an end. Don't let the rubber clothes fool you. She's ALL borgeouis.

[Max - guess who?]

With a wife as ugly as yours, Max...I'm surprised that you're not touching penis.

http://www.ivorstiffy.com/Images/max1.jpg

[Carnivore]

The wit and intelligence meter just plummeted 100 points! That could only mean one thing... Brawl Hall in the house! :party

[Anonymous]

And we'd already made it up to 5 points since this morning, too. :tear

[Mockery]

hot enough to ignite paper (farenheit 455)

You mean 451. Damned good book though, Max. One of the few I've ever cared to read several times.

[mburbank]

I believe your right, sir. I typoed.

Max Guess who is the insidiously pathetic "Li'l Evil" from the renowned and now once again active "Brawl Hall" after taunting one looser to many and getting the heave ho on their own pitard.

I can only assume that without me their board is so lackluster that Lilly came panting here on his knees, a 'dog' in desperate need of a 'bone'.

I wouldn't mind if the 'bone' in question weren't mine.

What's the matter, lilly dear? Did Poonspray stand you up for another funfilled trip evening of clutch and scratch in the ball pit at your local Chucky Cheese?

[Les Waste]

This thread needs to get back on the ON-TOPIC express >: >: >:

http://members.aol.com/Rainmodels/delhse1.JPG
She lives in a fucking mansion, Max, and the only thing she does for a living is go shopping, giggling, and boys ;) ;) ;)


http://www.geocities.com/sandinista13/PP.txt
Look at that slut! All gussied up! She's just asking for a baby! >:


I got this picture when I typed Polly Pocket into Google
http://smanet.free.fr/Album28/Pima_polly_pocket_thn3d54ba1785.jpg
:lol :lol :lol

[Captain Robo]

http://www.chicagocanine.com/kaliza/max3.gif
http://www.virtualtoychest.com/mightymax/mm_ice_1_crop.jpg
http://www.virtualtoychest.com/mightymax/mm_mnt_4_crop.jpg
http://www.super3.net/imgserie/mighty2.jpg

:rolleyes

[Les Waste]

I USED TO WATCH MIGHTY MAX EVERY MORNING BEFORE SCHOOL WHEN I WAS IN 8TH GRADE >: >: >:

IT WAS ON RIGHT AFTER GARFIELD AND FRIENDS :(

AND I KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE THE NEXT PERSON TO POST AFTER ME >: >:

[noob3]

I EAT ZOMBIES FOR BREAKFAST

[noob3]

It's sad because that's the only thing I could remember him saying he ate for breakfast. And it was the only thing that he DIDN'T want to eat.

Wait, maybe he didn't want to eat zombies. Mutants?

[Captain Robo]

:( I miss shows like that...

Tim Curry voiced the Skullmaster :(

And now the voice actor for Max is voicing some lipstick-wearing faggot on a new kids show.

[Hobo Renee]

Polly Pocket is far to big to even fit in a little girl's pocket. Which reminds me, I was really pissed off about this earlier today!

[Jebus]

I thought Polly Pocket was a real person :(

[Ninjavenom]

:love Skull Mountain! :love

[The Unseen]

Ah, MIghty Max, i havent thought about that show for about 5 years, thanks man

[Max - guess who?]

Max Guess who is the insidiously pathetic "Li'l Evil" from the renowned and now once again active "Brawl Hall" after taunting one looser to many and getting the heave ho on their own pitard.

I can only assume that without me their board is so lackluster that Lilly came panting here on his knees, a 'dog' in desperate need of a 'bone'.

I wouldn't mind if the 'bone' in question weren't mine.

What's the matter, lilly dear? Did Poonspray stand you up for another funfilled trip evening of clutch and scratch in the ball pit at your local Chucky Cheese?

Not really, Maxie-baby...I just found that the thought of spending another waking moment without your little fat face in my mind and your ever-so-cute obsession with me to be unbearable.

Look on the bright side, I COULD have just spammed the shit out of this place. Instead, I come here to make sure that my old sparring partner, Max Burbank, has rediscovered his funny bone (obviously not), and has fully recovered from the after-effects of being forced to face the fact that his wife looks like a cross between a baboon's prolapsed rectum and Emo Phillips...again, I have to assume that the answer would be an emphatic "NO!".

Oh, well, I guess you can't win 'em all...in your case, Maxie, you're yet to win ONE.

[FS]

Go away. We already have too many people here that love the stink of their own shit.

[Zomboid]

I used to own that mountain/castle mighty max thing, but robo still sucks.

[Les Waste]

I just found that the thought of spending another waking moment without your little fat face in my mind and your ever-so-cute obsession with me to be unbearable.
Wait, you decided that you can't live without Max, but Max is the one with the obsession?


Oh, well, I guess you can't win 'em all...in your case, Maxie, you're yet to win ONE.
:lol IRONY

[Anonymous]

Look on the bright side, I COULD have just spammed the shit out of this place.
HE SPARED US, PEOPLE. I FOR ONE AM GRATEFUL. :tear

[glowbelly]

i think maxie's wife is purty and that baby is cute too.

[FS]

I think Max' daughter is HOT! :eek :steamy

[CynicalDave]

I love the pics of the Mad Max stuff, Captain Robo.....like everyone has said, it remindes me of the good old days where people could actually watch TV eh?

[Protoclown]

Cynical Dave made a friend :lol

[Carnivore]

Turds of a feather....

[slavemason]

...mock together >:

[sadie]

omg. max has a self-described hot penas. :O

[mburbank]

Not just hot either. Supernaturally hot, and not in a good way. Picture the Human Torch, but just in the penis area. Plus, it's fairly uncomfortable. It's fun to light peoples cigarettes though.

[sadie]

cigarette, eh? ;)

[mburbank]

Did I mention the screaming? Because I'm told it can be very off putting.

[sadie]

actually, i prefer screaming. ;)

[mburbank]

Oh, then you'd like me, because the burning keeps me shrieking and screaming pretty much all the time I'm not passed out.

[slavemason]

Not just hot either. Supernaturally hot, and not in a good way. Picture the Human Torch, but just in the penis area. Plus, it's fairly uncomfortable. It's fun to light peoples cigarettes though.

A shot of penicillin might help.

[Max - guess who?]

I just found that the thought of spending another waking moment without your little fat face in my mind and your ever-so-cute obsession with me to be unbearable.
Wait, you decided that you can't live without Max, but Max is the one with the obsession?

Gee...I guess that the concept of sarcasm has yet to seep into the padded cell you call a brain.


Oh, well, I guess you can't win 'em all...in your case, Maxie, you're yet to win ONE.
:lol IRONY

Irony? Do you actually know the meaning of the word? You make one insignificant and ludicrous post and think you've won something other than "The Captain DickCheese Award for idiocy above and beyond the call of duty"? Max...could you kindly throw Les back into the stream from which you caught him...he's strictly small fry.

[Max - guess who?]

Did I mention the screaming? Because I'm told it can be very off putting.

Screaming? Well...you're certainly a screaming SOMETHING.

[Les Waste]

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED A CAREER IN COMEDY? :)

[mburbank]

You know what's really funny about Li'l Evil? His desperation. It's cute, and it would be sexy too except for the OUTRAGEOUS Chlamidia. IT'S TRUE!!!

Okay, I'm kidding.


You have to have sex to have Chlamydia.

What's the matter punkin'? Did your itty bitty board get shut down again? Or did you just miss me so bad you couldn't stay away?

[pissed off salesman]

its moron time again isnt it.

[CynicalDave]

Well it is that time of year isnt it? Am I not living proof???

[Captain Robo]

I'M SO HAPPY WITH THE WAY THE INTERNET IS GOING!! NO PROBLEMS!!

-DR RACECAR


:(

[Max - guess who?]

HAVE YOU CONSIDERED A CAREER IN COMEDY? :)

Have you considered a career in a body bag?

[Max - guess who?]

You know what's really funny about Li'l Evil? His desperation. It's cute, and it would be sexy too except for the OUTRAGEOUS Chlamidia. IT'S TRUE!!!

Okay, I'm kidding.


You have to have sex to have Chlamydia.

...says the man who has an unhealthy sexual obsession with Richard Dreyfus, me, Doomsday...and toast. You can stop your whining, Max...you've only had it twice...jusdging by the fact that you married Swamp Thing, I guess it had to rape you both times though.

What's the matter punkin'? Did your itty bitty board get shut down again? Or did you just miss me so bad you couldn't stay away?

I thought we'd covered that in my second post. Do try and keep up, there's a good boy.

[MrAdventure]

MORE LIKE A CAREER IN MISGUIDED CONDESCENSION :lol

>: THIS IS JSUT UNHEALTHY

[Les Waste]

HE IS SO GOOD AT INTERNET INSULTS HE CAN SAY THINSG LIKE "YOU ARE DUMB AND UGLY AND LOL GAY!"

:lol ZING!

[FS]

I BET HE FUCKED MY MOM :lol

[Captain Robo]

I love the pics of the Mad Max stuff, Captain Robo.....like everyone has said, it remindes me of the good old days where people could actually watch TV eh?

It's Mighty Max :(

[Captain Robo]

I used to own that mountain/castle mighty max thing, but robo still sucks.

I FUCKED UR MOM LOL :lol

[Matt Harty]

I had some mighty max spaceship type thing with a monster face or...something.

[Anonymous]

The Captain DickCheese Award for idiocy above and beyond the call of duty
HE'S GONNA GET A GOLD STAR BACK AT BRAWL HALL FOR THAT ONE :(

[mburbank]

"...says the man who has an unhealthy sexual obsession with Richard Dreyfus, me, Doomsday"
-Li'l Evil

I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone who who's gone back to brawlhall after leaving. It's good thing I didn't try, I hear you got shut down. I don't know, maybe you all bragged too much about how cool you were and what you owned and how nobody could take you down and people should stop with their empty threats. I guess some of those threats weren't so empty, eh mr. Board Got Shut Down?

Your little rump buddy Doomsy poo was here earlier. looking for me just like you are. It's cute, the two of you tumbling around like hydrocephalic puppies.

[cherry]

thats too cool. you really are a celebrity.
but one thing is bugging me about this little snotrag is that he has no concept of other peoples feelings. Didnt i already confess that given a choice of super heroes I would love to sleep with Swamp thing. And now i find out that max beat me to it. The world is cruel.
There just aren't enough sexually active earth elementals to go round.

[pissed off salesman]

someones going inside your mom tonight, inside your mom, inside your mom, someones going inside your mom tonight, and I bet its me[/quote]

[Captain Robo]

NO :)

[Max - guess who?]

"...says the man who has an unhealthy sexual obsession with Richard Dreyfus, me, Doomsday"
-Li'l Evil

I'm sorry, you must have me confused with someone who who's gone back to brawlhall after leaving. It's good thing I didn't try, I hear you got shut down. I don't know, maybe you all bragged too much about how cool you were and what you owned and how nobody could take you down and people should stop with their empty threats. I guess some of those threats weren't so empty, eh mr. Board Got Shut Down?

Your little rump buddy Doomsy poo was here earlier. looking for me just like you are. It's cute, the two of you tumbling around like hydrocephalic puppies.

My, my Max...what an overinflated opinion of yourself you do have. Am I not allowed to register at another board? Am I not entitled to enquire after the health (mental and otherwise) of an old sparring partner without people reading an ulterior motive into it. Do I carry a Brawl Hall logo? Until now, had I even mentioned BH? No...I believe that it was YOU that mentioned the site, not me. I'd suggest that you have hurt my feelings...but I'd be lying.

Seriously, Max, if I was looking to piss you all off, I would have spammed the fuck out of the forum regardless of flood control, IP bans or otherwise - ask Shinra Online. I can still do it if you ask me nicely...

See, thing is, Maxie...unlike most of the muppets on this site, you actually have the intelligence needed to come up with more than one line lames (normally). Perhaps I felt the need to listen to a little more of that fabled mburbank anal retentive rhetoric? Or perhaps I felt the need to torment you a little more. By making the assumption that the latter was the correct answer without even asking me as to my true intentions, you have cheapened yourself in many people's eyes.

And your wife is an pig ugly monster. :bow

[Max - guess who?]

thats too cool. you really are a celebrity.
but one thing is bugging me about this little snotrag is that he has no concept of other peoples feelings. Didnt i already confess that given a choice of super heroes I would love to sleep with Swamp thing. And now i find out that max beat me to it. The world is cruel.
There just aren't enough sexually active earth elementals to go round.

Oh, thy foul words do wound me unto mine heart - naah, it's not that I don't have any concept of your feelings - it's just that you're not important enough for me to give a fuck about. Sorry to burst your pathetic little bubble...no, I'm lying...it felt great.

[Matt Harty]

"And your wife is an pig ugly monster"

And that gayed your reply. :/

[pissed off salesman]

hah your site sucks, now its stupid message board went under, rejoice my droogs!

[Max - guess who?]

"And your wife is an pig ugly monster"

And that gayed your reply. :/

Another lame ass moron to whom the twin concepts of sarcasm and irony are just so much dust in the wind. <shakes head sadly>

[Max - guess who?]

hah your site sucks, now its stupid message board went under, rejoice my droogs!

Oh, look...another inbred, toothless, hillbilly with a sexual fetish for his Pa's hound-dawg, a desire to marry a member of his immediate family (not necessarily his sister or his mom)...and a complete inability to read and comprehend a simple collection sentences that state quite clearly that I'm NOT ere as a member of Brawl Hall...hence the fact that I'm not using the Evil Blood nic.

Mockery - perhaps you should instigate some form of IQ test as a prerequisite for registration...it would ensure that folks like pissed off salesman and Matt Harty - people whose moronosphere is so dense that it actually has an event horizon - would be left in no doubts as to their unsuitability to engage in erudite discourse...or even to pollute the gene pool with their undesirable seed. These people define the paradox of regressive evolution.

[FS]

Jesus Christ. I sure hope you and Doomsday aren't good representations of what skulks (or rather, skulked) around at Brawl-Hall, or I'm going to have to seriously start questioning Max' sanity for coming there. I don't think I've ever seen such pathetic, hypocritical and unoriginal tripe from a net vegetable like yourself.

[Max - guess who?]

Oooh...one of our Antipodean sheep-stealing bretheren has spoken. Am I supposed to be intimidated or overawed by your comments? Believe me, I'm totally underwhelmed.

Would you care to point out just which portions of my post might qualify as hypocrisy or will you simply delfect the question and call me 'fag', thus proving to all and sundry how |33+ you truly are?

[mburbank]

Li'l Evil, or "Max-Guess who?" (CLEVER!) Is pretty much the Creme De La Creme as far as Brawlhall goes, and it's clear he finally took my advice and has sought better company here.

Lilly, there are always clusters of Newbs here clouding the air, but they tend to weed themselves out, chaff leaving, wheat staying.

I'm really, really glad you haven't let go of your whole "max's Wife is Ugly" bit. It's as super funny now as when you were using it in every single post before back before some insignificant little looser managed to topple your mighty board. Have you concidered renameing the place "Ozymandias' Rumpus Room"? I think that would be cute.

But, as all are, you're more than welcome here. Mock virtually never bans anyone, and we don't have a dumpster, although if a thread truly was spam it would just get deleted. Of course, our definition of Spam is a little more... conservative than yours.

I'll tell you what though. It's really sweet you missed me.













fag.

[FS]

Would you care to point out just which portions of my post might qualify as hypocrisy or will you simply delfect the question and call me 'fag', thus proving to all and sundry how |33+ you truly are?

See, you answered your own question right there. But it's also cute how you like to think Max is obsessed with you when one takes your screenname into consideration.

[Anonymous]

I would have spammed the fuck out of the forum regardless of flood control, IP bans or otherwise.
CAREFUL PEOPLE, HE IS ONE OF THE INTERNET ELITE AND IS AWARE OF PROXIES. :eek

...But apparently unaware of the flood check.

* Okay, okay, I guess he could either 'make a night of it' with his BH pals in a lan party, each with stopwatches timed to 'own,' or he could use any one of a million scriptkiddie programs to make a bunch of different names, all timed to post after the flood check limit. But frankly, I think the lan party is a better idea.

Especially if you make the pink kool-aid again and wear your dad's lacy nightgown.



I'll be over in twenty minutes.

[Max - guess who?]

Li'l Evil, or "Max-Guess who?" (CLEVER!) Is pretty much the Creme De La Creme as far as Brawlhall goes

I'll take that as a compliment...albeit a backhanded one.

and it's clear he finally took my advice and has sought better company here.

I wouldn't say 'better'...'different' is perhaps a more apt description.

Lilly, there are always clusters of Newbs here clouding the air, but they tend to weed themselves out, chaff leaving, wheat staying.

Am I allowed to start seperating the wheat from the chaff in my own particular idiom? :lol

I'm really, really glad you haven't let go of your whole "max's Wife is Ugly" bit. It's as super funny now as when you were using it in every single post before back before some insignificant little looser managed to topple your mighty board. Have you concidered renameing the place "Ozymandias' Rumpus Room"? I think that would be cute.

Nice to see those little typos still remain, Max - I suppose it keeps your editor in work. As for the "max's wife" bit...shit, I got bored with that after 2 posts but, seeing as how it annoyed you no end, I felt it prudent to continue flogging it to death. For the record, whilst I find your wife to be decidedly not to my taste, beauty truly is in the eye of the beholder and, as long as you love her and she loves you (and your wallet - she IS a woman after all) that's what counts. (aww - now THAT'S sweet! ;) )

As for the "insignificant loser"...that was the lovely Mr. Daspin...pissed because he couldn't beat us. Has I-Mock ever had the dubious pleasure of making his acquaintance or that of his ever dwindling army of faglamers?

But, as all are, you're more than welcome here. Mock virtually never bans anyone, and we don't have a dumpster, although if a thread truly was spam it would just get deleted. Of course, our definition of Spam is a little more... conservative than yours.

Now, now, Max...you know that when you post the same thread time after time after time, it gets moved. Plus, your annoyance as I moved your works into the Dumpster was well worth it. My own spamming excercises tend to leave one in no doubt as to the defintion of the term. My latest effort is a 5mb panoramic photo, linked 100 times into a post and then posted onto existing threads. Tends to kill the thread forever and, eventually, locks all processes on the server. Just ask KMA or Shinra online.

Once again, though, I would like to re-iterate for the slow witted amongst you (and the just plain ignorant) that I am NOT here representing Brawl Hall...I am simply taking Max up on an invitation he extended some 4 months ago. Why that information seems unable to penetrate certain dense skulls and lodge there is beyond me...I guess some folks are just plain thick as congealed pigshit at a genetic level - hi, Chojin.

I'll tell you what though. It's really sweet you missed me.

Ah, Max...admit it...you enjoyed our little sparring sessions as much as I did. Whilst your spontaneity tended to suffer over time as did your use of comic imagery, giving your horrendous post whore count, this was to be expected. Some of your work was indeed, highly amusing whilst other portions were dull and lifeless. Still, you can't please all of the people all of the time - unless you happen to be George W Bush, in which case you arrange to have everybody else killed off except yourself and several like-minded lunatics and then you CAN do so.













fag.
Chocolate Starfish Smuggler.

[Max - guess who?]

Would you care to point out just which portions of my post might qualify as hypocrisy or will you simply delfect the question and call me 'fag', thus proving to all and sundry how |33+ you truly are?

See, you answered your own question right there. But it's also cute how you like to think Max is obsessed with you when one takes your screenname into consideration.

Strange comment from a person that obviously doesn't understand the meaning of the word "hypocrisy". Would you be one of the "chaff" that Max referred to above?

Let me put it in simple terms that somebody as simple as you can almost understand -

My words prove nothing except YOUR inability to dicipher the nuances of the English language. I asked you which portions of my previous post could be considered as hypocrisy yet you chose to misunderstand that and choose a section of the current post (which also contained no hypocrisy).

See, for me to be a hypocrite, I would have had to have had an obsession with Max. Seeing as how HE INVITED ME HERE FOUR MONTHS AGO and I've only just taken him up on that offer, I would hardly call that an obsession or stalking (which you'll undoubtedly scream at me next). Are you with me so far, sparky?

Now, the nic. I've already explained that twice but, seing as how you have demonstrated a clear lack of comprehension skills, let us try once more with sentences adapted for somebody of your limited intellectual calibre - me have Evil Blood nic on Brawl Hall where me be flamer. Me come to this board. Me asked by Max. Me think that me not register here as Evil Blood and then me not have to flame morons. Me explain. FS moron not understand and need to be flamed. This hurt I much.

Has that managed to seep into your overflowing septic tank of a brain or would you like me to write it in crayon on an A2 sheet and stick it on the wall where you can gaze at it for hours, slowly dripping drool onto your shoes before it finally stamps itself, indelibly, on your corneas?

As for the homosexuality, your posting style is so weak that the "fag" insult is bound to be thrown at some point. For me to suggest that Max may be harboring latent homosexual urges is not hypocrisy given the fact that he posted several threads per day dedicated to Doomsday, followed him around Brawl Hall and then switched his attentions to me once Doom finally acknowldeged his existence. He also wrote a play in which the lead character, a man, has a severe obsession with Richard Dreyfus...another man. Now, all these points when added together would lead anybody with at least a rudimentary amount of intelligence to assume that Max might have latent tendencies. Of course, you, with your undeniably australopithecine intellect, just see the word "fag" flash in front of your eyes and caper around the forum like a gibbering idiot on speed. Go back to your little mud hut and amuse yourself by eating your own boogers - leave thought to those of us capable of it.

[Max - guess who?]

I would have spammed the fuck out of the forum regardless of flood control, IP bans or otherwise.
CAREFUL PEOPLE, HE IS ONE OF THE INTERNET ELITE AND IS AWARE OF PROXIES. :eek

...But apparently unaware of the flood check.

Are you blind as well as stupid? You even quoted the section that mentions it...what are the two words in the quote you used...the ones between "regardless of" and "IP bans". "FLOOD CONTROL". See them? Jesus christ...what a fucking prick you are. Yet another of Max's "chaff", I presume? Look, why don't you wait until you've mastered Dr. Seuss before even attemting anything as remotely dangerous as knowing what the fuck you're talking about? Save us all a lot of bother and aggravation in reading your deranged lunatic ravings...an example of which is seen below.

* Okay, okay, I guess he could either 'make a night of it' with his BH pals in a lan party, each with stopwatches timed to 'own,' or he could use any one of a million scriptkiddie programs to make a bunch of different names, all timed to post after the flood check limit. But frankly, I think the lan party is a better idea.

Why are you obsessed with belabouring the point? How many times do I have to say that I'm not here to spam this forum before you understand it? Are you related to FS? Do you share the same hound dawg in your ancestry? I know you might not be able to count past 12 without removing your shoes and socks but, please, at least PRETEND to be trying to keep up!

Especially if you make the pink kool-aid again and wear your dad's lacy nightgown.

A faglame? How predictable. Go here - www.flame4cash.com You'll be able to call people "fag" to your heart's content.



I'll be over in twenty minutes.

Sorry but you're all over NOW!

[davinxtk]

This guy is fucking hilarious.
Can I keep him?

[Max - guess who?]

That all depends -

If you're female, post a pic of your rack and, if they're acceptable, you may borrow me on odd occassions (or even on normal occasions as the mood takes me)

If you're male - NO!

[mburbank]

He's just kidding. He's a totally serious catcher.

[Anonymous]

A couple tips.

- We have an 'edit' button. You can use this to add to an existing post, rather than creating five new ones to reply to two different people.

- Keep the unnecessarily articulate Robin Williams jokes to a few sentences, and I just might be inclined to read them.

[Max - guess who?]

A couple tips.

Save 'em...YOU need all the tips you can get - you got demolished.

- We have an 'edit' button. You can use this to add to an existing post, rather than creating five new ones to reply to two different people.

Why do I get the feeling that you don't know what the fuck you're talking about? Why would I use the edit button to reply to you? Why would I edit a post in which I replied to somebody else simply in order to reply to you? Are you on medication? If you make a post to me, I will respond...I will respond in a SEPERATE post so that you know that the post is for you. At no point have I made 5 new posts to reply to two people...one person gets one reply. Is that so difficult for you to understand or have you been hitting the Ripple to such and extent that you have double vision?

- Keep the unnecessarily articulate Robin Williams jokes to a few sentences, and I just might be inclined to read them.

There are NO Robin Williams jokes anywhere in any of my posts...which you know as well as I do. You're simply doing everything you can to avoid replying to a post in which you got made to look a complete fool...which is, in truth, what you are.

If you didn't want me to humiliate you in front of your friends, it might have been a better idea if you hadn't invited yourself, onto this thread because you thought YOU could put one over on me. YOU were the one that stepped up to the plate whilst I was pitching. YOU were the one that demanded to face Evil Blood rather than Max-Guess Who? - why are you acting so surprised that a fastball hit you in the teeth?

[Max - guess who?]

He's just kidding. He's a totally serious catcher.

Okay...that one sailed over my head. Welcome back, Max...have a good weekend?

[Anonymous]

How completely insidious! Apparently, your 'stealth' internet attacks were so effective that I was completely demolished without anyone, including myself, being any the wiser!

As for my advice on editing, the concept is consolidation; you keep it to one post and it accomplishes three key goals: Your thesaurii-enhanced babble is contained within a simple format that everyone who values their sense of humor can ignore, the thread doesn't expand to three pages in an afternoon, and we all get to see a whole lot less of the pathetic signature you crafted over three lunch periods at your all-male, cardigan-mandatory magnet school.





OH!!! OH!!! WHO JUST GOT "FAGLAMED?!!"

[mburbank]

Li'l Evil;

You're not in Kansas anymore.

The Pro Wrestling meets Junior Varsity Debate Squad bragadaccio indicative of "Brawl Hall" only makes you look like some rare bird inflating it's gullet, collecting bits of tin foil and spastucally dancing in hopes of attracting a mate.

While I'm sure everyone is impressed by how limber you must be to 'toot' your own 'horn' so loudly, it really doesn't count for much around here to tell everyone how wonderful you are.

"you got demolished." for instance, while somewhat acceptable in the Mock Wars forum (and even there it's a juvenile tactic) in general we like to let readers decide what's funny and what isn't, who's right and who isn't, etc.

You have a certain joi de vris, but please, let it's merits sink or swim as they may! Do you imagine Albert Einstein burst into Physics seminars, puffing out his chest and shouting about what a magnificent organ his brain was?

My weekend was lovely, thank you. I spent much of it showing an Archeologist from Egypt around my home town of Salem. His area of expertise is Ahkenaton and Atonism in general and he was most interesting. I eagerly await your jokes regarding where he was 'digging'.

[Max - guess who?]

How completely insidious! Apparently, your 'stealth' internet attacks were so effective that I was completely demolished without anyone, including myself, being any the wiser!

As for my advice on editing, the concept is consolidation; you keep it to one post and it accomplishes three key goals: Your thesaurii-enhanced babble is contained within a simple format that everyone who values their sense of humor can ignore, the thread doesn't expand to three pages in an afternoon, and we all get to see a whole lot less of the pathetic signature you crafted over three lunch periods at your all-male, cardigan-mandatory magnet school.





OH!!! OH!!! WHO JUST GOT "FAGLAMED?!!"

Blah...blah...blah...try reading the original post YOU made.

What the fuck has the drivel you gibbered inanely above got to do with an edit button? Look, here's an idea...fuck off and come back when you know what the fuck you're talking about...m'kay?

[Max - guess who?]

Li'l Evil;

You're not in Kansas anymore.

Max, I've never been to Kansas...and have no desire to do so. Save the cute analogies.

The Pro Wrestling meets Junior Varsity Debate Squad bragadaccio indicative of "Brawl Hall" only makes you look like some rare bird inflating it's gullet, collecting bits of tin foil and spastucally dancing in hopes of attracting a mate.

Did I start this, Max? Was I the one that threw the first punch? All I did was posted a pic you'd be sure to recognise just so you knew I was me and not Doom. What...do you think I'm going to stand by and watch some spotty, teenaged bunch of deranged, faglaming Eminem wannabes say unkind things about me without even slapping them in the face over it?

While I'm sure everyone is impressed by how limber you must be to 'toot' your own 'horn' so loudly, it really doesn't count for much around here to tell everyone how wonderful you are.

Spare me your platitudes, Max, they don't interest me in the slightest. I came over here to have a laugh and a bit of a break from flaming - what did I get - a load of shit because I come from a site that some people are afraid of or simply don't like. Well, fuck 'em - had I ever spammed this forum? Had I ever trolled this forum? Had I ever spoken to anybody on this forum other than you
and that retarded fuckwit, george?


"you got demolished." for instance, while somewhat acceptable in the Mock Wars forum (and even there it's a juvenile tactic) in general we like to let readers decide what's funny and what isn't, who's right and who isn't, etc.

It might be juvenile when it's an air claim but, when I take somebody's post, prove it to be a heap of nonsense and hypocrtical, lame bullshit and humiliate them in front of their friends...then they got demolished. Like I've already said...I didn't start this shit and I'm sure as hell not going to sit by placidly and let it continue. What did you do when you felt your board had been slighted Max? You came to BH and proceeded to spam threads all over the place...most of the time, nobody could shut you up...yet you moan at me for defending myself against slander and base accusations? Hypocrisy, Max? I expected better from you.

You have a certain joi de vris, but please, let it's merits sink or swim as they may! Do you imagine Albert Einstein burst into Physics seminars, puffing out his chest and shouting about what a magnificent organ his brain was?

Of course not...but if somebody had jumped up and called him a moron, I would expect that he would have defended himself...much as I am doing. Did you actually put any thought into that sentence, Max or were you just rambling for the sake of saying something?

My weekend was lovely, thank you.

Well, why couldn't you have said that in the first place instead of deluging me with the preceding four paragraphs of diatribe that had about as much justification as George W Bush winning the Nobel Peace Prize?

I spent much of it showing an Archeologist from Egypt around my home town of Salem. His area of expertise is Ahkenaton and Atonism in general and he was most interesting.

Akhenaton (Amenhotep IV), the 'enlightened' Pharaoh...married to Nefertiti - moved the capital from Thebes to Armana...a city he founded and peopled with citizens of like mind. Worshipped the one god...Aton-Ra, the god of the sun and turned people away from the traditional pantheon of Egyptian gods. Probably murdered by the traditional priesthood to stop the people from revolting against them. Quite possibly a sufferer (along with his queen) of Marfan's Disease (or Syndrome) characterised by the shape of the head and elongated fingers, all of which are shown quite clearly in his and Nefertiti's portraits...unheard of at the time for a Pharoah to have an accurate likeness made. All off the top of my head so please correct me if I made any mistakes.

I eagerly await your jokes regarding where he was 'digging'.

I assume he was digging at Armana...that would be the logical place. If the professor is still around, please let me know...I have always had a passion for Egyptology.

[mburbank]

Oh, pardon moi!


How do you walk around with such a large chip on your shoulder?

And while you may disparage Chojin, I think "Cardigan Mandatory Magnet School" is the best line in this thread so far. I include my own posts. No one here is moved or impressed by 'proof' dubiosu or otherwise. There are lots of differences between 'flaming' and 'mocking'.


Mr. Eman is still here. You may have even seen him before if you are an egyptology buff. He's interviewed in "The assasination of King Tut."

[sadie]

All off the top of my head
:rolleyes

p.s. max, you have one of the coolest jobs ever.

[mburbank]

Don't I know it. I'm very lucky. Under different bosses, my job could be purely secretarial.

[pissed off salesman]

I wish i had a better job than a fucking salesman. Shit, im nothing but a blank shell of a man who eats food from a gutter and playing rom games from the old days on a shitty low speed computer

[Max - guess who?]

Oh, pardon moi!

No, Max...you're a most ungracious host. There is NO excuse for that.


How do you walk around with such a large chip on your shoulder?

No chip here, sunshine...just being realistic. Are you saying that people haven't attacked me simply because of the BH connection?

And while you may disparage Chojin,

Chojin disparages himself by being a complete fucking moron with about as much to recommend him as amoebic dysentry.

I think "Cardigan Mandatory Magnet School" is the best line in this thread so far. I include my own posts. No one here is moved or impressed by 'proof' dubiosu or otherwise.

I don't care whether you're moved or not...attack me and I will attack back. It just so happens that attacking Chojin is like kicking a Spaniel puppy...cruel because it's so pathetic and helpless...but so much fun to hear it yelp.

There are lots of differences between 'flaming' and 'mocking'.

No there isn't. There is, however, a world of difference between mocking and faglaming...shame you seemed to gloss over that one, Max. But, then again, what else can one expect from a hypocrite such as you? I'd say that I was hurt...but I'd be lying...I had a pretty good idea of what to expect and, I must say...you people are predictable...and not particularly funny either.


Mr. Eman is still here. You may have even seen him before if you are an egyptology buff. He's interviewed in "The assasination of King Tut."

Nope...never heard of him. As for Tutankhamun having been assasinated, there is no proof, direct or otherwise and, seeing as how anybody that might have shed any light on the matter has been dead for thousands of years, it will probably remain pure conjecture.

[James]

No, Max...you're a most ungracious host. There is NO excuse for that.

Shut up.

No chip here, sunshine...just being realistic. Are you saying that people haven't attacked me simply because of the BH connection?

Shut up.

Chojin disparages himself by being a complete fucking moron with about as much to recommend him as amoebic dysentry.

Shut up.

I don't care whether you're moved or not...attack me and I will attack back. It just so happens that attacking Chojin is like kicking a Spaniel puppy...cruel because it's so pathetic and helpless...but so much fun to hear it yelp.

Shut up.

No there isn't. There is, however, a world of difference between mocking and faglaming...shame you seemed to gloss over that one, Max. But, then again, what else can one expect from a hypocrite such as you? I'd say that I was hurt...but I'd be lying...I had a pretty good idea of what to expect and, I must say...you people are predictable...and not particularly funny either.

Shut up.

Nope...never heard of him. As for Tutankhamun having been assasinated, there is no proof, direct or otherwise and, seeing as how anybody that might have shed any light on the matter has been dead for thousands of years, it will probably remain pure conjecture.

This is the COOLEST way to reply! Err... I mean, shut up.

[glowbelly]

why is the max burbank moose pooping out his wife's head? is that your definition of funny?

do you honestly expect the lovely people of i-mock, who have an insane amount of respect for max burbank, to not attack you when you show up with that silly picture attached to all of your posts? if only for the crude, childish nature of the photo itself?

[Anonymous]

What the fuck has the drivel you gibbered inanely above got to do with an edit button?
Do you talk like this in public?

Twelve "long greens" says the answer loosely lies around "The incommensurate state-of-affairs failing provision for such an endeavour."


Either that, or "Mur? Public?"

[FartinMowler]

Max - guess who? I have come to the reality that the only way to fit into this realm is to.

A. not pay attention to labels IE:Nooby

B. igore Jixby

C. Wait for something funny and hope that you can contribute.

D. Les Waste ,Chojin and Jamesman are edible. taste like chicken

E. NO one is Elite. Your special but also stupid

[Les Waste]

I don't think that eating me would help anyone fit in here >:

Although it couldn't hurt ;)

[mburbank]

Oh! I'm deeply injured! A rude host! That stings. I only wish I could in some way create the deeply welcoming atmosphere that is brawlhall. And please don't say I wasn't invited. That's what 'trolling' is.

I retract my statement about the chip n your shoulder. It's more like a pallet of cedar shingles large enough for a serious roofing job.

As for the attack, part of it is because everyone but regulars who've been funny get attacked here. It's practcially in the charter. But you should ask Amy about the reception she got. It was way more 'gracious'. I cannot for the life of me imagine why. Was some of it because you were from Blowhole? Why, yes. I imagine it was. If you're going to cry about it like a rying little crybaby crying, well, I'm sure I'm contrite. I'll tell you what, though. Ask Fartin about how he's been attacked here. He's not from Bunghole. There are plenty of reasosn for getting kicked.

If you don't find Chojin funny, it's your loss I guess. I think 'Cardigan mandatory' is a gem. But a Spaniel? That takes some serious suspension of disbelief, especilly from a man who thinks Doomsday is 'cool'.

Oh, laws. When you called me a hypocrite, I almost wept. I did. But ten I remembered how hard a time you have lightening up. And then it occured to me my desk needed straightening.

Humor is subjective. I think lots of folks here are hysterical. If it's not your cup of tea, the internet is a large place. My sorrow at your disapointment is of course, boundless. I know none of our styles measure up to a moose shitting someone, or the verbal panache of phrases like "Complete fucking Moron", but perhaps someday, we shall all attain greatness.

And I shield my eyes before the awesome glare of your Egyptology. The Assasination of King Tut is a theory, which is what the documentary was about.

[pissed off salesman]

big words make my head hurt

[mburbank]

WELL, OKAY!

[FartinMowler]

After a long day at work I sit down to my computer and find that life is good and I'm really not from Bunghole.



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[sadie]

i like chicken.

[mburbank]

I like liver.

[FS]

meow mix, meow mix

[davinxtk]

Please deliver.

[mburbank]

I KNOW you can hear what I'M thinking, boy!