LOOL OMG WTF

[The Damp Moose]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

'Nuff said.

[FartinMowler]

:lol HI MAH NME IS FARTIN MOWLAR

[Johnyy Darko]

That Smegging good.

MISFITS- WH3RE EAGLAS DAER
WA WOK DA STRETS AT NIGHT WE GO WHAR3 3AGLES R TH3Y PIK UP EV3RY MOV3MANT THEY PIK UP EVERY LOSAR WIT JAEDD EY3S AND FEATURAS U THINK THEY RILLY R I ANET NO GODMN SON OF A BITCH U BT3R THINK ABOUT IT BABY I ANET NO GODMN SON OF A BITCH U BT3R THINK ABOUT IT BABY BAEB AN OMALET OF DIESAES AWATES UR NONTIEM MEAL H3R MOUTH OF GERMICIED S3DUCNG AL UR GLANDS I ANET NO GODMN SON OF A BITCH U BT3R THINK ABOUT IT BABY I ANET NO GODMN SON OF A BITCH U BTER THINK ABOUT IT BABY BAEB LATS T3ST UR THR3SHOLD OF PANE LATS SE HOW LONG U LAST TAHT HATPIN IN UR RETINA UNBOSOMS AL UR PAST WIT JAEDD 3YES AND FAATURAS U THINK THEY RILLY R LETS GO WHER3 3AGLES R WAL GO WHAR3 AAGLES R I ANET NO GODMN SON OF A BITCH U BTER THINK ABOUT IT BABY I ANET NO GODMN SON OF A BITCH U BTER THINK ABOUT IT BABY I ANET NO GODMN SON OF A BITCH U BT3R THINK ABOUT IT BABY I ANET NO GODMN SON OF A BITCH U BTER THINK ABOUT IT BABY HEY

[thebiggameover]

TEH DMP MOSE SUKS AS11!1! OMG WTF LOL BY DA WAY THIS HAS B3N AROUND S3NCE 201.!11!!!1!!!!!1!!!!1!1!1 WTF LOL

[The Damp Moose]

Its so old its new!

[Snatchtastic]

I WANT 2 KIL U DMP MOS3

[The Damp Moose]

I CANT QUITE HEAR YOU

[Raziel]

FUK U DMP MOSE!!

[Strapping Young Lad]

this is supposed to be funny?

[bigtimecow]

IN DA MOUNTANES OF NORWAY WHERE TEH W3ATHER IS THEYRE NOTHNG 2 DO BUT KIL EACH OTHAR AND PLAY GUITAR
IN DA SNOW

- ninjavenom, age 12

[Jixby Phillips]

Hi, I'd like to suck your dick and then maybe kill you.

TRANSLATES TO

Hi my name is Damp Moose

[liquidstatik]

IM A WINTER CHILD.

[Dr. V]

I-MOK3RYCOM111! WTF LOL IS A FANTASTIC W3B SIET!!!1 OMG ITS SHARP AND SOPHISTICAETD HUMOR MAEKS M3 CHUKLE ON A DALEY BASIS11!1! OMG WTF LOL GOD BL3S U I-MOKARYCOM!!!! WTF

[Matt Harty]

TAHT WAS LOL JIXBY PHILIPS

[MEATMAN]

If you keep clicking the 'Translate' button, the translation changes.

[Jixby Phillips]

goddamnit fuck

why did you have to come back?

[Dr. V]

MEATY!!!

[GADZOOKS]

We already have a Beef Jerky Jerkoff, MeatMAggot, please move on.

[Guitar Woman]

GOMBA HURTNG GODN3S!1!!1! OMG LOL

[Krythor]

http://www.bobanddavid.com/david.asp?artId=139

[RedLeader01]

DOES THIS THNG RILLY WORK?!!??!?! OMG LOL

That's too funny! I wonder if it works in other languages too?

HOLA!!!1!1 COMO ESTAS???!??!!? OMG

Well maybe, but still funny as all get out!

[Jixby Phillips]

Its not funny, and if you think it is you are a stupid idiot

you hear that? a STUPID IDIOT.

[Emu]

LX
LIEK AS DA WAEVS MAEK 2WARDS TEH PEBLAD SHORE
SO DO OUR MINUTES HAST3N 2 THERE 3ND
EACH CHANGNG PLAEC WIT TAHT WHICH GOES BFORE
IN SEQU3NT 2IL AL FORWARDS DO CONTEND
NATIVITY11!1! LOL ONC3 IN TEH MANE OF LIGHT
CRAWLS 2 MATURITY WHAR3WITH BNG CROWNAD
CROK3D ECLIPS3S GANEST HIS GLORY FIGHT
AND TIEM TAHT GAEV DOTH NOW HIS GIFT CONFOUND
TIEM11!! WTF LOL DOTH TRANSFIX DA FLOURISH SET ON U DALV3S TEH PARAL3LS IN BAUTYS BROW
FEDS ON DA RARITEIS OF NATURES TRUTH
AND NOTHNG STANDS BUT FOR HIS TEH 2 MOW
AND YAT 2 TIEMS IN HOPA MAH V3RS3 SHAL STAND
PRASENG THY WORTH D3SPIET HIS CRUEL HAND1111 WTF

[RedLeader01]

Its not funny, and if you think it is you are a stupid idiot

you hear that? a STUPID IDIOT.

What's your fucking problem? I see you do nothing but complain in almost every thread you post in. Do you must have a dick stuck up your ass or something?

[glowbelly]

Do you must have a dick stuck up your ass or something?

[Spooky]

this is a high-quality thread full of hillarious posts

[Anonymous]

TIEM FOR MA 2 MOVE THIS 2 MOK WARS

[WTF]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

'Nuff said.

Hi Moose, I met you one before, did'nt I? You left your pasture again? Sheesh, you make me walk miles and miles each day and the next time you're uo for steaks, ok. So let me do this ritual with you JUST one more time:

"Moose, I fear you remiss. I am WTF, the son of Kish, looking for my fathers assess; and I have just found one of them."

BACK to pasture Moose. >:

[MetalMilitia]

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

'Nuff said.

Hi Moose, I met you one before, did'nt I? You left your pasture again? Sheesh, you make me walk miles and miles each day and the next time you're uo for steaks, ok. So let me do this ritual with you JUST one more time:

"Moose, I fear you remiss. I am WTF, the son of Kish, looking for my fathers assess; and I have just found one of them."

BACK to pasture Moose. >:

Seriously.. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK WAS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN. I swear your are retarded WTF.

[WTF]

It will take me a few seconds to speak to you about this. But damn, it will take me a few hours to describe it to you, idiot, and I need to get home. Moose tried the same stupid mock on me in another thread and .... (your seconds are up)

[MetalMilitia]

Its not a mock, i actually have no fucking idea what any of your posts are about.

[WTF]

This is the thread Damp Moose made to berate WTF. Then he gets called stupid and that he sucks. On top of that, the link he posted was called OLD and he defended it by saying “It is so old it is NEW” and then someone replies than he is going to kill Damp Moose. Then someone tells Damp Moose to fuck-off and he gave a dimwit reply to that. Then two receivers of the Golden Cunt Trophies enter the thread. And well, that is that. You can lock this thread now please. I already won before I replied. Thank you.
:/

[WTF]

Don't lock it yet. I have something to add.

This is the thread Damp Moose made to berate WTF. Then he gets called stupid and that he sucks. On top of that, the link he posted was called OLD and he defended it by saying “It is so old it is NEW” and then someone replies than he is going to kill Damp Moose. Then someone tells Damp Moose to fuck-off and he gave a dimwit reply to that. Then two receivers of the Golden Cunt Trophies enter the thread. THEN, MetalMilitia did not make a mock but stated his confusion. And well, that is that. You can lock this thread now please. I already won before I replied. Thank you.

[MetalMilitia]

is english your first language?

[WTF]

Nope, actually "Afrikaans" is my first language. Google the damn word if you don't understand. English is a second.

[MetalMilitia]

So atleast you have a good excuse why your posts are so incoherent and unfunny.

[WTF]

:rolleyes

[WTF]

Then what is your excuse then? English is your first language!! >:

[MetalMilitia]

You know its not against the rules to put all of your inane ramblings into a single post.

[WTF]

Does that mean the Cunt Files? Yes, yes, yes... Do it!!! :)

[MetalMilitia]

nope i was refering to the fact you nearly always post about twice rather than once. I am too lazy to make a cunt files thread about you. well actually i might later after i have had some breakfast.

[WTF]

O, ok i see what you mean. Well, whilst you are having breakfast, i will do some dinner after this. ha, ha, ha... would like to see what comes out in the cunt files about me :chatter :lol