I-MOCKERY JEWS, SHOW YOUR DIVERSITY!!

[mburbank]

Max Burbank, I-mockery Jew.

Who else?

[Anonymous]

I thought I was a Jew, but it turns out I am just Inbred Irish.

[CaptainBubba]

My Grandpa and Great Aunt were in concentration camps.

They actually escaped by hopping off of a truck that was taking them somewhere.

People say I look like a Jew when my hair gets all curly. :)

[El Blanco]

My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell out the tower.

[Jeanette X]

Jeanette X, half Jewish on my Dad's side! My ancestors left the various eastern European countries long before the Nazis came to power, thank God for that.

I was raised as Reform, but I don't go to synagauge. I prefer to be spirtual alone.

[GAsux]

My friend asked me to pick him up a 12 pack of beer once but I didn't want to spend a lot of money so I got him a 40 of Shclitz instead and he called me a dirty Jew. I feel like that ought to qualify me for something.

[DonkeyMolester]

I once dreamt that I was a jew.
But I am not, I have my roots in the merrily land of porn mixed with some German and a tad of french blood.

[george]

black, lithuainian, and tennesee mountain rednecks.

the klan has no idea what to think of me :(

[sspadowsky]

I am the very definition of Hitler's master race. Good old-fashioned, blond-haired, blue-eyed German.

*resists urge to burst into "Deutschland uber Alles"*
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[Protoclown]

Blue-eyed, orange haired half-German, half-Irish, non-Jew reporting for duty!

[mburbank]

Can I just say you Goys can't understand a simple thread.

[sspadowsky]

Well, but I like Jews. Unlike that dirty, Jew-hating bastard Kevin. Doesn't that count for something?
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[AChimp]

I'm circumsized.

That makes me a halfway, non-practicing Jew, right? :/

[mburbank]

Look, I'm sorry and you guys are swell, but this thread is strictly for GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE and I wanted to show how mdiverse and tolerant WE, GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE can be, so get OUT!!!

[Anonymous]

After checking my bank balances this morning, I would like to be a Jew. Where do I sign up?

[mburbank]

I only wish it worked that way. Every time my bills come due I say to myself "Where's MY hunk of the International Banking Conspiracy?"

NOW GET OUT OF THIS THREAD GOYISCHE PIG!

[Protoclown]

But Max, I'm such a diverse Jew that I'm NOT one! Don't you think you're kind of ignoring the FULL spectrum of Jewy Jewness here if you kick me and Sspadowsky out?

[Zero Signal]

http://68.57.93.105/max-derjuden.jpg

[ItalianStereotype]

well...im italian and italians and jews are so similar that they can play each other on tv and in movies, does that count for anything?

[sadie]

i'm so mixed-up i have no heritage. :(

[mburbank]

Eye tie, when I was growing up in rural Massachusetts they'd never heard of Jews outside of the Old Testament. Folks were just relieved to find out that although we had dark hair and eyes, we were not Italian.

I'm sorry to tell you though, the Lord God Almighty excludes you from his covenant, no matter what you look like. Same for you, Proto. So sorry.

And Zero, as hysterical as that picture was the first time, repetition just makes it funnier. I'm so serious. It's laugh riot. Now get the hell out of the Jew Thread.

[Hobo Renee]

I'm a 1/4 NYC Russian Jew, but I look at least half Jewish. I've been told that I have a Jew nose, which like totally warms my heart. Along with my crazy curly hair. Any ways, besides that I'm mainly Irish. My Grandma is a 1/4 Native American which allows me to get a tan and feel special.

[mburbank]

Hobo, I'm very open minded, so as long as you have some Jew blood it's fine for you to post in this thread and show your diversity.

[The_Rorschach]

Fuck Jews.

It's all about the Irish
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[Jeanette X]

I only wish it worked that way. Every time my bills come due I say to myself "Where's MY hunk of the International Banking Conspiracy?"

NOW GET OUT OF THIS THREAD GOYISCHE PIG!

I know. I even went to my Rabbi and demanded my cut of the action. He played dumb so I smacked him around and screamed, "WHERE'S MY MONEY BITCH?!"

He still didn't give it to me. You can never trust a stinking kike.

[El Blanco]

I wonder why no one ever protests the way Irish people are portrayed by the media.


Then again, I do watch the St Patrick's Day parade.

[KevinTheOmnivore]

What are you talking about, Blanco????

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3909/irish-americans.jpg

[mburbank]

What do I have to do to get you Goys out of this thread, crush you with a Bulldozer?

[The_Rorschach]

Look buddy. People don't fill stadiums to see Jews. Conversly, they do fill stadiums to see shanty Irish micks. Due to the popularity of the Irish, we're going to have to take over this thread and relagate the posting Jews elsewhere. Kind of like what we did to Americans in Boston.

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[mburbank]

This Thread was given to the I-mockery Jews by God, and we will defend it by any means necessary as is our divine right.

[The_Rorschach]

You picked a bad day to blaspheme. Today is St Patricks day. If there is proof positve that the Irish's Holy Father was better than your God, it will be abundant today. Do you see Jewish parades during the Simchat Torah? How many Jewish parties are thrown on the Shabbat? How many Rabbi go drink themselves silly during Yom Kippur?

Jewish holidays? Crap.

Irish holidays? Kick ass.

http://home.insightbb.com/~skinnerbuttons/novelty/irish.jpg

[FS]

Shouldn't that be "Life's too short [u]to not[/b] be Irish"?

[The_Rorschach]

Look, I'm sorry Satan you're a swell guy, but this thread is strictly for GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE and I wanted to show how multidiverse and tolerant WE, GODS CHOSEN PEOPLE can be, so get OUT unless your IRISH!!!

[ItalianStereotype]

im going to fuck up your mick holiday irish jew thread because my race isnt good enough to have its own :(

[The_Rorschach]

Your race isn't good enough for this? :/

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3909/irish-americans.jpg

[FS]

No fair! I don't have a race :(

[ItalianStereotype]

my race isnt good enough for its own holiday so i am going to hijack yours.

[Jeanette X]

You picked a bad day to blaspheme. Today is St Patricks day. If there is proof positve that the Irish's Holy Father was better than your God, it will be abundant today. Do you see Jewish parades during the Simchat Torah? How many Jewish parties are thrown on the Shabbat? How many Rabbi go drink themselves silly during Yom Kippur?

Jewish holidays? Crap.

Irish holidays? Kick ass.

http://home.insightbb.com/~skinnerbuttons/novelty/irish.jpg

Hey, Jews can cut loose too. Ever hear of Purim? Lots of fun.

Go here and learn about Jews drinking themselves silly on Purim:

http://www.aish.com/holidays/purim/drink_til_you.asp

And of course you don't see Jews having fun on Yom Kippour. Yom Kippour isn't a day of festivites, it is a day of fasting in atonement for your sins. One day of no food (or anything else pleasurable), and your good for the rest of the year. No 40 days of Lent, no regular confessions to a priest. Beat that!

[The_Rorschach]

I was purposely being a jackass. Look into the word "irony," of course Yom Kippur isn't a hedonistic celebration, its supposed to be the most solemn of all Jewish holidays. Point of fact, I know a great deal about Jewish holidays, their historical roots and current observations. Furthermore, I'm a Protestant, not some fucking Papist, therefore Lent, like the rest of your post, isn't applicable.

Word of advice, know your audience before you speak or you will continue to come off as some witless tit monkey.

[Jeanette X]

I was purposely being a jackass. Look into the word "irony," of course Yom Kippur isn't a hedonistic celebration, its supposed to be the most solemn of all Jewish holidays. Point of fact, I know a great deal about Jewish holidays, their historical roots and current observations. Furthermore, I'm a Protestant, not some fucking Papist, therefore Lent, like the rest of your post, isn't applicable.

Word of advice, know your audience before you speak or you will continue to come off as some witless tit monkey.


Well how the fuck was I supposed to know you were purposely being a jackass? I've heard people say stupider shit than what you wrote in all seriousness. (usually on religious forums)

[mburbank]

This is a Jews only thread and if you don't respectfully recognize it's right to exist as a Jewish thread I'm sorry, but I'll have to preemptively kill you. In self defense.

[Miss Modular]

You know, I'm Irish Catholic, but because my olive skin, dark hair, and strangely spelled last name (that's Austrian), a lot of people at school seem to think I'm Jewish. Does that count?

[The_Rorschach]

Burbank: "This is a Jews only thread and if you don't respectfully recognize it's right to exist as a Jewish thread I'm sorry, but I'll have to preemptively kill you. In self defense."

Hey buddy, when the Romans tried to bring their 'civilization' to the Emerald Isle, you know we did? We moved into the swamps, braved hypothermia inducing conditions, and ate tree bark. In the end outlived the tiny bastards. When those tory bastard Poms from across the way tried to wipe us out by genetically engineering a virus to kill off our potato crops. We ate grass and grinned, and when the grass was gone, we came to America, doing our best to breed them out of preeminence. I say bring your worst.

We're too broke for your Banking Conspiracy to notice. Too drunk for your Media Conspiracy to confuse, and too lazy, idle and shiftless for your Corporate Conspiracy to indoctrinate.

Since history has proven we have the survival capabilities of the cockroach, and you Jews are sort of like the Dodo, I have a feeling this is a fight you really don't want to start.

[Anonymous]

I could be a jew, I just can't confirm that. So I think I can post in here

[El Blanco]

Rorshach, I've never been so proud to be Irish.

Did anyone ever see that bit Jhn Stewart did on Yom Kippur?

"We have one day of atonement to forgive our sins. Thats compared to what? 40 days of Lent? Even in sin you people pay retail!"

[KevinTheOmnivore]

ditto.

http://graphics.theonion.com/pics_3909/irish-americans.jpg

[mburbank]

That's it. This thread is officially abandoning it's committent to the anti proliferation pact and declaring it's nuclear capacity. The Jews have a right to their own thread and we will defend it!

[Protoclown]

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[The_Rorschach]

BRING IT BURBIE!

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[The Unseen]

Im 25% jewish, or in laymans terms 1/4

[glowbelly]

lisa, the jewish lady who makes my glasses, decided to adopt me yesterday, so i'm kinda jewish too.