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GADZOOKS
Nov 7th, 2004, 01:21 AM
How do we get anime fans out of their homes? :(
executioneer
Nov 7th, 2004, 01:23 AM
who says you need to, just drive into them :rolleyes
EisigerBiskuit
Nov 7th, 2004, 01:24 AM
You could post flyers (or post on the internet, depending on how closed off they are) about a parade on a closed highway.
Helm
Nov 7th, 2004, 01:27 AM
soft quasi-drugs composed primarily of caffeine.
Maverick Zero Unit
Nov 7th, 2004, 01:34 AM
How do we get anime fans out of their homes? :(
Wait untill they flock to the comic cons. Then just drive on in and aim for the colorful costumed nimrods. And try to hit some of the goth kids while your at it too. Boy I sure do hate them goth kids.
Anonymous
Nov 7th, 2004, 01:37 AM
11) Please don't start "wars" with other message boards in the name of I-Mockery. For one thing, it's pointless, not to mention we don't need a bunch of pissed off chumps from some other community trying to cause trouble on our forums just because you felt the need to be an ass.
I predict someone breaking this rule several times on various anime boards, resulting in hordes of fucktard anime fans swarming I-Mockery...
Emu
Nov 7th, 2004, 10:39 AM
since when have the rules ever come into effect mad max :rolleyes
GADZOOKS
Nov 7th, 2004, 11:52 AM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:w6DyYYcH38wJ:www.wgn.net/~elson/writing/conan.jpg
Or we could just hire billy joel to do the driving for us.
ArrowX
Nov 7th, 2004, 02:16 PM
We should all pool money to make some kind of GIANT death Buss with spikes and bigass monster truk tires and speed it through a Comicon Parkinglot.
racialslur
Nov 7th, 2004, 02:47 PM
LOL ARROW I LIKE YOUR BADGE :|
Neurotic monkey
Nov 7th, 2004, 03:31 PM
Filthy anime fans, taking over the comic-cons.
adept_ninja
Nov 7th, 2004, 06:34 PM
http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:w6DyYYcH38wJ:www.wgn.net/~elson/writing/conan.jpg
Or we could just hire billy joel to do the driving for us.
haha he would have to be singing uptown girl while driving into it though
MLE
Nov 7th, 2004, 06:36 PM
you do know that's not actually a picture of billy joel, and that's probably part of the joke he was trying to make, right?
Shoeless joe
Nov 7th, 2004, 06:53 PM
Holy crap, I think that's Conan O'Brian in that pic. I suggest that if some of the animnerds make it inside any conventions once said convention occurs, we need to equip the non-infected nerds (hopefully there's a horror convention there too) with chainsaws, crowbars and wiffle bats to dispatch the bastards. It works if there's a horror convention there since we can chuck the blood up to the costume bit, plus body disposal is a snap!
Man, I love being psychoticlly smart. :)
racialslur
Nov 7th, 2004, 07:03 PM
you "think"?
Shoeless joe
Nov 9th, 2004, 09:27 PM
My brain's acting up, so I'm glad I have SOME accuracy over my interpretations of those brainwaves.
Ftang Ftang Olay OLay
Nov 10th, 2004, 11:26 AM
can't we look in government files then cross
reference them 2 anime loving fags then
after finding where they live just drive a snowplough
thru their houses
horror_blood
Nov 10th, 2004, 06:34 PM
-87
Ninjavenom
Nov 10th, 2004, 11:38 PM
i cosplay u asshoel
Emu
Nov 11th, 2004, 12:25 AM
cosplays r coo
Shadowfire
Nov 11th, 2004, 08:36 PM
cosplays r coo
i cosplay u asshoel
Do we seem to have exceptions to the rule?
heh
Just run down those 30-year old guys that dress up like sailor moon and other such monstrosities.
bigtimecow
Nov 11th, 2004, 09:31 PM
How do we get anime fans out of their homes? :(
Wait untill they flock to the comic cons. Then just drive on in and aim for the colorful costumed nimrods. And try to hit some of the goth kids while your at it too. Boy I sure do hate them goth kids.
BUT DON'T KILL THE BIG YELLOW ALIEN. THAT'S ALIEN HOMINID.
ALIEN HOMINID = :pirate
horror_blood
Nov 12th, 2004, 03:26 PM
789789
Gerbilfury
Nov 14th, 2004, 08:11 PM
Anounce that inuyasha has come to life and he now lives in the middle of a safeway parking lot. I want all inuyasha fans destroyed cause that show corrupts amreicas youth >:
freezedriedfetus
Nov 14th, 2004, 10:35 PM
I like anime. I hate cosplayers.
StonerDave
Nov 14th, 2004, 11:00 PM
Congradulations.
sadie
Nov 14th, 2004, 11:25 PM
congrads!
horror_blood
Nov 15th, 2004, 02:57 PM
hhl
grodenbarg
Mar 24th, 2005, 06:33 PM
have a HUGE anime party in a remote location (the stix). Give them spiked liquor (ROOFIES in the liquor will do the trick). then when they are KO'd from those roofies, finish them off with whatever vehicles you want to run them over with. :bestthread
Rifleman
Aug 18th, 2005, 01:20 AM
If you are gonna use ruffies, why not just burn them when they are passed out? save some wear and tear on your vehicles....jesus, do you know what a full set of struts and shocks cost? have you seen the girth some of these pasty bastards have?
Xenogil
Aug 18th, 2005, 02:25 AM
Jesus, do you know what a full set of struts and shocks cost? have you seen the girth some of these pasty bastards have?
This is why tire chains were made.
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