SOMEONE MAKE MY CAT STOP THROWING UP >:(

[James]

Every fucking day, the little bitch upchucks all over the place. I can't deal with vomit. Someone make her stop right now. >:

[Rongi]

VOMIT :)

Whatever happened to him :(?

My dog eats his own vomit :(

[Jeanette X]

Take the poor animal to the vet then!

[Rongi]

Is that a samurai lady in your avatar :)?

Is it xena :)?

Do you like cats :)?

[James]

She's a medium-hair cat, so her fur gets stuck in her throat, and she hwarfs up hairballs and vomit all the time.

But for Christ's sake, I can't handle walking down the hall and stepping in something cold and wet every day. This is why I'll never have kids.

[Captain Robo]

Shave her.

[Jeanette X]

Is that a samurai lady in your avatar :)?

Is it xena :)?

Do you like cats :)?

It is from the final episode of Xena, which takes place in Asia. And yes, I do like cats.

[James]

RIP Kevin Smith. :(

[Jeanette X]

Go to these links for hairball advice:

http://petcareadvice.com/cat/ILLNESSES/hairballs.htm

http://www.thepetprofessor.com/cat-info/cat-hairballs.html

Also, if you just brush the cat more, there will be less loose hair, and thus, fewer hairballs.

[Rongi]

Sorry if I come off as annoying, Jeanette X, I just took three hits of exctacy :D

[Jeanette X]

Sorry if I come off as annoying, Jeanette X, I just took three hits of exctacy :D

S'okay.

[Rongi]

Actually I didn't :(

I'm lying :(

I like to pretend I take drugs :(

[CynicalDave]

But doesnt every pathetic loser???

ZoD will soon kill RoG for trying to impersonate him......MUAHAHAHA

[DonkeyMolester]

Well, as a veterinarian I can tell you that your cat suffers from
some sort of disease.

Send the cat to me and I will examine it, I don´t promise to send it back though.

[!!!!]

Maybe you should stop showing the cat your face.

[Rongi]

But doesnt every pathetic loser???

ZoD will soon kill RoG for trying to impersonate him......MUAHAHAHA

You are the worst newbie, ever >:

[kellychaos]

SOLUTION?!!

http://www.mycathatesyou.com/images/thumbs/t_babyjoseph_021303.jpg

[Jebus]

maybe you should accidently put it in the dryer and then accidently turn it on and then accidently bury your cat in the backyard :mad

[CynicalDave]

well another solution to helping your cat's problem is to buy it some speciallity cat food with stuff that breaks down furballs....I bought it for my cat when he was a wee kitten, and it worked pretty damn well!

[slavemason]

speciallity cat food = Drano

[kellychaos]

That's ridiculous! How do you get a cat to fit into a drain?! :)

[CynicalDave]

gee and i though i was dumb...


no jk dont go postal on me

[The Unseen]

my cat is morbidlly obese and falls over 3 times per cubic foot, youre better off than i am

[Captain Robo]

gee and i though i was dumb...

[Skulhedface]

OK so your cat won't stop puking, but try this: My dog has nightmares and he keeps whining when he sleeps.

[kellychaos]

gee and i though i was dumb...



Well, the bottle says to only use for it's intended purpose - i.e. pour it down the drain. Under those restrictions, how else do you expect to get it into the cat without the cat being in the drain, Mr. Smarty Pants? :rolleyes Unless you bum-rig your pipes to redirect down its throat. How are your plumbing skillz Jamesman? :)

P.S. This post exists due to my failure to think outside the box. I'm restricted by the instructions on the side of industrial-strength cleaning products.

[slavemason]

my cat is morbidlly obese and falls over 3 times per cubic foot, youre better off than i am
What does that mean? I just got home from work so I may be rattled from the decompression. Whatever the hell it means, how about posting a picture of the fat cat. I love them.

[Professor Cool]

i tried to teach my cat to couch up his puke in the toilet like humans but then

http://www.btinternet.com/~b3ta/cattoiletdanger/img/kitten_toilet_anim.gif

Goodbye Mr. Chips

[CynicalDave]

*flush

[Matt Harty]

What was the asterisk for? O_o

[CynicalDave]

well, for some people, it signifies an action.....i tend to use it. IE:

*slap
*punch

Ect Ect.....

[Matt Harty]

Your on the wrong board if you plan on using asterisks to make actions. :/

[CynicalDave]

I think I was on the wrong board from the beginning

[Matt Harty]

So why stay?

[Professor Cool]

didn't chojin give you your own, thread?
GO BACK TO YOUR CONTAINMENT FACILITY

[CynicalDave]

didn't chojin give you your own, thread?



Ya she did give me my own,(WTF IS WITH THE comma?) Thread......doesnt mean shit in my books

[Captain Robo]

I bet you learned about Uglypeople.com from Les, Protoklown, and Chojin :(

I also believe that people that do this "O_o" are not welcome here either.

(If you say Captain Robo is not welcome here either, I swear I will rearrange your DNA so that it says "Squirrel" and "Lover" on your children's foreheads. Bitches.)

[Pub Lover]

Indeed. O_o

[Skulhedface]

Wait, Chojy's a girl?

You said "she"
I do like Chojin's Opeth shirt though.