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The One and Only...
Nov 9th, 2004, 12:52 AM
That Girl From the Bus: Jack i love u this is marissa
That Girl From the Bus: hey
That Girl From the Bus: aby
That Girl From the Bus: this is marissa
That Girl From the Bus: u talk to my boyfriend
That Girl From the Bus: JACK
That Girl From the Bus: I KNOW U WANNA TALK TO ME
OAO3405: I was away from the computer
OAO3405: Talk to your boyfriend?
That Girl From the Bus: did he talk to u
OAO3405: no...
That Girl From the Bus: yea this is his sn talk to him
That Girl From the Bus: That Angry Black Guy
OAO3405: oh wait he just IMed me
That Girl From the Bus: talk to him tell him we're dating
That Girl From the Bus: oh
OAO3405: tell him you and I are dating?
That Girl From the Bus: baby i love u
OAO3405: gimme a second, I'm confused, there are a ton of people talking to me at once
OAO3405: I love you too.
That Girl From the Bus: thats nice
That Girl From the Bus: my boyfriend wants to kill u
OAO3405: so I can see
That Girl From the Bus: he's big and buff
That Girl From the Bus: and he'll kill u
OAO3405: well that sucks
That Girl From the Bus: yea so u wanna have sex
That Girl From the Bus: sike i wouldnt' have sex with u
That Girl From the Bus: i only have sex with one man and thats my boo
OAO3405: well than just tell me why the hell you said all the crap in the first place
That Girl From the Bus: umm i never said anything
OAO3405: THE HELL YOU DIDN'T.
OAO3405: who is jane?
That Girl From the Bus: jane
OAO3405: I don't know any Jane.
That Girl From the Bus: u mean janell thats my friend
OAO3405: are you going to answer my question? Ever?
That Girl From the Bus: whats ur frickn question
OAO3405: I want to know what the fuck you did all that shit for. The letter, the CD, all the crap before it. I mean, asking for an explaination isn't much.
That Girl From the Bus: i dont lik eu lik ethat jack okay stop stalking m
That Girl From the Bus: leave me alone go get a nother girl okay
OAO3405: I KNOW THAT. That doesn't answer the damn question. Just tell me WHY.
That Girl From the Bus: i'll never tell..anyone
OAO3405: you aren't exactly helping your situation, you know.
That Girl From the Bus: wht situation do i have man i'm the one with the big buff boyfriend who will kill ur scrawny self
OAO3405: if you want me to leave you alone, then answer me. I promise I will never speak so much as a word to you again if that is what you want if you just answer me. I'm trying to make this as easy as possible for everyone involved.
That Girl From the Bus: whos frickn involved fool ur a stocker
OAO3405: Let me clarify something. A stalker would follow your to your house. I visit you by your locker which happens to be next to my last class.
OAO3405: I don't know why the hell you won't answer my damn question. I'm asking for one damn thing. One.
That Girl From the Bus: well stop "visiting" me i asked u to stop u didn't so let me clarify that for u that means ur a stalker i dontlike u i never did get a way from me
OAO3405: Ok. Now answer the damn question. JUST DO THAT MUCH.
That Girl From the Bus: nah thats cool i'll leave ya guessing
That Girl From the Bus: i dont owe u nothing fool
OAO3405: so, do you just enjoy being cruel?
That Girl From the Bus: yes i do
OAO3405: Well that great and all, but I really didn't mean to breathe down your throat that much. In all honesty, I skeptical you actually had a boyfriend for quite some time. So you might want to communicate that to him. Somehow, I don't think a fight would benefit anyone, and that sounded like what he wanted to me.
That Girl From the Bus: he'll kill ya
That Girl From the Bus: he knows where u live
OAO3405: Marissa, you don't even know where I lived. I moved.
OAO3405: er, I mean live
That Girl From the Bus: nah i really do know exactly where u live
That Girl From the Bus: two can play this stocker game
OAO3405: stalker

n 1: someone who walks with long stiff strides 2: someone who stalks game 3: someone who prowls or sneaks about; usually with unlawful intentions

OAO3405: Somehow, I don't think we fit the bill.
OAO3405: And if you think that getting you're phone number was stalker-ish, it wasn't too hard considering you're the only Louden in the phonebook.
That Girl From the Bus: well ur a stalker
That Girl From the Bus: and my boyfriend will kill u if u ever talk to me again
OAO3405: So what exactly is pissing him off, anyway? It's not as if I was a threat to your relationship. Hell, even if I were, it would have been your decision to make anyway.
OAO3405: Man, I am fucking up my grammar.
That Girl From the Bus: umm okay u were never a threat i never liked u i love my boyfriend ur a loser he's my boo
OAO3405: Once again, avoiding the question. Did I not just state that. What I'm saying is, considering those facts, why is he pissed?
That Girl From the Bus: he hates u
That Girl From the Bus: ur a loser
That Girl From the Bus: u stalked me
That Girl From the Bus: and now he hates u
OAO3405: This whole stalker bit needs to get out of... whatever the hell this is. It's really pissing me off now.
OAO3405: And good for him. I'm pretty sure I was the one who said not to make a big deal out of me the other damn day, but okay...
That Girl From the Bus: okay u pissed me off ages ago mabe u can go to stalkers anonymouse they can probally elp u out
OAO3405: So if I pissed you off so much and I'm a creepy stalker, why are you talking to me right now anyway?
That Girl From the Bus: cuz ur a loser i feel bad for u
OAO3405: The last thing I want is pity.
OAO3405: I hate pity.
OAO3405: Not to mention that I'm not in a bad enough shape to pity. I'm not cracking up, you know.
That Girl From the Bus: okay ur cool nho
That Girl From the Bus: no ur not
OAO3405: Cool is nothing but a social concept, Marissa. I don't aspire to be considered anything by anyone. I intend to live life by my own standards.
That Girl From the Bus: thats good.but dont stalk me i mean if you were nicer and not a stalker and creepy and calling me and stuff mabe i would be nice
That Girl From the Bus: but its nothing about u being weird
OAO3405: Well, that's great. I'm not sure what else to say in reponse to that.
That Girl From the Bus: yea cuz i'm right
That Girl From the Bus: i'm not a judgemental person jus u followed and stocked and embarassed me
OAO3405: Well, I said I was sorry for that. You didn't exactly communicate that was the way you felt effectively. That's not the sense that I got from everything that happened when viewed as a whole.
That Girl From the Bus: okay stop using big words
OAO3405: Do I need to reword that, or did you get the idea?
That Girl From the Bus: i got it
OAO3405: then why do I need to stop using big words?
That Girl From the Bus: whateve
That Girl From the Bus: u understand that
OAO3405: Well, anyway... my point is that you can't be too angry with me. You've got to think about it from my standpoint. If you're a guy and a girl gives you a CD with songs about sex on it and tells you that Splash Waterfalls represents her feelings for you, yeah, you're going to assume that person likes you. For all I knew, you were playing hard to get.
That Girl From the Bus: nah that was cortnmey
OAO3405: Wait, wait, wait, wait... that wasn't even you who made it?
OAO3405: So in other words, it was a joke?
That Girl From the Bus: yes it was
OAO3405: See. Now you've answered the question. Was that so hard to come out and say?
That Girl From the Bus: yes it was
OAO3405: Why? I'm not personally wounded or anything like that. But can you see how much easier it makes life if you're just direct?
That Girl From the Bus: i dont need a lesson
OAO3405: What do you need?
That Girl From the Bus: not u
OAO3405: Yeah, I got that much.
OAO3405: Oh yeah, by the way, how did you find out where I live? I'm assuming you made that up, right?
That Girl From the Bus: nope i know where u live
OAO3405: Ok, so how'd you find out. Better question: why'd you find out? Your boyfriend really want to kill me that bad?
OAO3405: Are you still on?
That Girl From the Bus is away at 10:32:19 PM.
That Girl From the Bus returned at 10:33:21 PM.
That Girl From the Bus is away at 10:34:15 PM.
That Girl From the Bus returned at 10:36:52 PM.
That Girl From the Bus is away at 10:49:21 PM.
That Girl From the Bus returned at 10:52:24 PM.
That Girl From the Bus is away at 10:58:46 PM.
That Girl From the Bus returned at 11:11:59 PM.
That Girl From the Bus is away at 11:12:32 PM.
OAO3405: You know, if you're waiting for me to go away, you could just say something like, oh, I don't know, go away.

Auto response from That Girl From the Bus: watching t.v
leave it

OAO3405: By the way, you don't have to keep up the angry "I'm gonna kill you" boyfriend thing. I went along with it for a while, but he didn't seem nearly that angry when I met him in person at the cafeteria. I respect you enough to leave you alone on your own wishes; you don't need to pretend a gigantic muscleman is gonna jack me up if I don't stop. Give me some credit for being a decent human being, at least.
OAO3405: I don't know whether you want to finish this up or if you're done talking with me, but if you want to continue it, I'll be on for most of day tomorrow. Don't worry about me IMing you; I won't. It's up to you. And don't be suprised if I'm still leaning on the trashcan Wednesday; now that I think about it, you may have thought that was me "stalking" you, but that's just where I always stand in the morning. Nothing better to do, and no one in particular that I want to talk to.

Auto response from That Girl From the Bus: watching t.v
leave it





Now for the conversation with her boyfriend…






That Angry Black Guy: ay i herd u were tryin to holla at my girl?!
That Angry Black Guy: ok i kno u were tryin to fool and she don't want u yea u kno marissa she aint want you
That Angry Black Guy: and i kno you betta answer me if you kno wutts good
That Angry Black Guy: ay yo i kon ya her
OAO3405: who are you?
That Angry Black Guy: im marissa boyfriend
OAO3405: ok...
That Angry Black Guy: yea so you best leave her alone fool
That Angry Black Guy: do you hera me
OAO3405: yes, I hear you, but there are six people talking to me at once
That Angry Black Guy: u act like your cool no ur not
OAO3405: i'm not trying to act like anything
That Angry Black Guy: ok your not
That Angry Black Guy: your fake
That Angry Black Guy: well marissa be tellin me that you be stockin her in the hall ways and you need to stop
OAO3405: yeah well I wanted to know was what the hell she was thinking when she said a couple of things
OAO3405: i'm no stalker
That Angry Black Guy: well wat did she say to you
That Angry Black Guy: yes you are
OAO3405: well that's not what I mean to be
That Angry Black Guy: ok well wutt did she say to you
OAO3405: don't worry about it
That Angry Black Guy: i kno u aint gettin smart wit me over here fool i will beat you
OAO3405: look, there are about six people I'm talking too at once, and I'm having a hard time keeping them all straight. I'm trying to cope over here.
That Angry Black Guy: shut the heck up i dont care how many ppl ur talkin to im talkin to bout 10....so you need to jus COPe wit it fool
OAO3405: What exactly do you want, anyway?
That Angry Black Guy: i want you to leave my girl marissa alone
That Angry Black Guy: for you gett somethin you dont want
That Angry Black Guy: ima knock dem glasses off ur face
That Angry Black Guy: i go to handley and i will get you wed. you betta watch ur back
That Angry Black Guy: im a jounior
That Angry Black Guy: so u betta stop sayin crap to my gitrl
That Angry Black Guy: gitrl
That Angry Black Guy: girl
OAO3405: Saying crap? Saying crap like what?
That Angry Black Guy: OAO3405: I want to know what the fuck you did all that shit for. The letter, the CD, all the crap before it. I mean, asking for an explaination isn't much.
That Angry Black Guy: she dont liek u she was messeni wit you
OAO3405: Well that
OAO3405: Sorry
OAO3405: Well that's great, is it too much to ask for it out of her own mouth?
That Angry Black Guy: she tells you ok
OAO3405: Nice to know you're reading my conversation.
That Angry Black Guy: you dont listen
That Angry Black Guy: yea i kno isnt it
OAO3405: No, listen to me. I know that she doesn't like me, okay? But that isn't answering the question, that's eliminating a possibility. I already know that answer isn't going to be what I want to hear; I just want to know the answer.
OAO3405: Does it make sense to you now?
That Angry Black Guy: no shut the heck up the possibliabley is that she DONT LIKE YOU NEVER WILL just leave her alonee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!does it make sense to you now?
That Angry Black Guy signed off at 9:39:26 PM.




See, now, here's the humorous part. I met this before, as already mentioned. He was actually incredibly friendly.

It will be interesting to see if she actually does continue the conversation.

The One and Only...
Nov 9th, 2004, 12:56 AM
Oh yeah, forgot the conversation with Janell:

Janell: hey baby
Janell: this is janell
Janell: i wnt u
Janell: Baby i'll blow ya mind
Janell: baby
Janell: come back

This being posted while I was away, mind you.

Looks like this thing might just start all over again with a new person. Or not. I dunno at this point.

There were also several other conversations which just weren't as important, so I won't bother to post them. This girl spread my AIM s/n around.

Schizophrenia
Nov 9th, 2004, 12:58 AM
One thing's for sure... She spells really bad. :(

GADZOOKS
Nov 9th, 2004, 12:59 AM
You're a real winner, OAO.

pjalne
Nov 9th, 2004, 01:03 AM
Just forget her already. She's a cunt.

She's right to tell you to stop using so many big words, though. It was hilarious enough when you were talking like a proofreader from Illustrated Science while she sounded like she was competing in the speed-SMS finales, but when her boyfriend came in with his hood tude it just was too much.

Helm
Nov 9th, 2004, 01:49 AM
Well yeah she's not even remotely interesting, and nor is her boyfriend thing. It was boring to read through, and the whole situation isn't really humourous or anything. I can't believe why anyone would discuss with these people and I can't believe you stand to take shit from this retarded asshole that she claims is her boyfriend. And if you think about it, that's your life. Good going, OAO.

Helm
Nov 9th, 2004, 01:50 AM
Oh, and 'I love you too'? What, did you ask her to hold hands over the internet after that?

sadie
Nov 9th, 2004, 01:54 AM
dear god,

please let helm ask me to hold hands over the internet. and i wanna touch his hair, too, digitally.

love, sadie

Anonymous
Nov 9th, 2004, 02:05 AM
There comes a point in time where OAO's pathetic love life isn't funny any more and just becomes an object of pity more than anything.

But not today... :lol

I didn't even read it, but I assume it ended in failure like everything else you attempt in your life, fucktard.

Anonymous
Nov 9th, 2004, 03:24 AM
Golden lines from this:

OAO3405: Cool is nothing but a social concept, Marissa. I don't aspire to be considered anything by anyone. I intend to live life by my own standards.

OAO3405: I don't know whether you want to finish this up or if you're done talking with me, but if you want to continue it, I'll be on for most of day tomorrow. Don't worry about me IMing you; I won't. It's up to you. And don't be suprised if I'm still leaning on the trashcan Wednesday; now that I think about it, you may have thought that was me "stalking" you, but that's just where I always stand in the morning. Nothing better to do, and no one in particular that I want to talk to.

Not gonna say much else, though, because I'd feel pretty bad doing it. And I made fun of some hispanic guy's dad getting shot to death by police, so that is all the more telling of how sad this is.

And OAO, in case you couldn't figure it out, that was the girl on another screenname pretending to be her boyfriend.

McMock
Nov 9th, 2004, 03:58 AM
Look, you can't keep doing this man. I get that you're a good guy probably a bit sensitive, but so are many people - don't feel like you're special.

You were treating these two people with no respect at all. If the girl doesn't want to tell you something, she doesn't have to, allright? Don't keep hammering on it. In case you hadn't gotten it through your skull yet, that's why she didn't want to talk to you anymore in the end. Because you still hadn't dropped that. If you want to make friends, be social, learn to respect other peoples wishes. Do you see what I'm telling you?

YOU are naive, my man. You want to talk about theories, you want to understand things with your brain - you want people to spell things out for you... you're missing a whole level of social interaction - all the meta-crap so to speak, and then you blame people that they're not clear?

They're clear. you're just not listening. Actively listening. Trying to understand them - putting effort into getting what they mean, and possibly learning something from them (which is how everybody learns this shit).

You're missing an entire chapter of stuff that's written between the lines. And yeah, obviously, that black guy is not real - he's probably how that girl thinks guys minds work... constantly obsessed with beating people up. Not really true, but god bless her anyway.

FS
Nov 9th, 2004, 05:39 AM
This is just disturbing, and made up.

Dole
Nov 9th, 2004, 07:00 AM
Has he made the WHOLE THING up? That would be seriously fucking creepy.

If not, just accept the fact OAO that some girls thought it would be funny to wind up that nerd at school. Thats it. No subtext, nothing else of any interest, thats IT.

That was kind of entertaining to read though.

Helm
Nov 9th, 2004, 07:04 AM
Yeah he didn't make it up. If he did it'd be more interesting. Because even OAO's more interesting than highschool life shit like this.

Schimid
Nov 9th, 2004, 07:25 AM
OAO, dude, seriously.

These girls are just fucking with you. Get away from them, there's nothing else behind it other then them wanting to mess around with your head. Funny thing is, you're taking it hook line and sinker.

And I always thought you were smart :rolleyes

FartinMowler
Nov 9th, 2004, 08:20 AM
: Cool is nothing but a social concept, Marissa. I don't aspire to be considered anything by anyone. I intend to live life by my own standards

[quote]


I can dig it.

FartinMowler
Nov 9th, 2004, 08:22 AM
I hope this site crashes soon, sO I can edit... >:

FS
Nov 9th, 2004, 08:56 AM
I didn't read the whole thing, but I'm thinking at the very least he rewrote large parts of it. I doubt he could still manage to be such a pompous windbag in the instant-messenger-face of the girl he undoubtedly amazes with his larger than life penis during sweaty midnight wrist excercise fantasies.

Or maybe he could, and I just want to pretend he isn't trying to justify his inept social life to a bunch of internet people that show no liking towards him, and at best a sort of disgusted pity.

brrr.

Terra
Nov 9th, 2004, 09:04 AM
OAO? I need to have a little chat with you. Please AIM me. :)

The One and Only...
Nov 9th, 2004, 10:02 AM
None of this thing is made up. I didn't think I was coming off as a pompous windbag, though, so...

Chojin, yeah, I knew it was her with another s/n. I just thought I'd go along with it for a while. Which is why I said:

OAO3405: By the way, you don't have to keep up the angry "I'm gonna kill you" boyfriend thing. I went along with it for a while, but he didn't seem nearly that angry when I met him in person at the cafeteria. I respect you enough to leave you alone on your own wishes; you don't need to pretend a gigantic muscleman is gonna jack me up if I don't stop. Give me some credit for being a decent human being, at least.

She has a boyfriend, but he acted like a pussy. He basically said that he dumped her that very morning and I had free reign.

Schmid, I already knew I had no chance with this girl, I just found the whole scenario entertaining.

Terra, I have to know what you're s/n is to AIM you. I'm guessing that it is in your profile?

AChimp
Nov 9th, 2004, 10:19 AM
I bet you've been crying yourself to sleep every night for three months.

The One and Only...
Nov 9th, 2004, 10:22 AM
Um, no. I didn't even cry when my grandmother died.

AChimp
Nov 9th, 2004, 10:31 AM
Big girls don't cry, eh? :lol

Dole
Nov 9th, 2004, 10:32 AM
I didn't think I was coming off as a pompous windbag

Thats how you come across on here, every single post.

MetalMilitia
Nov 9th, 2004, 11:58 AM
Ok OAO here is what you should do....
Thsi girl is obviously a complete bitch and not worth giveing a fuck about, so the next time you says anything to you on AIM, IRL or otherwise just say:

"Im sorry you seem to have mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck" [i/]

This could be followed by:

[i]"So you think im a looser ay? well guess what, i would rather be a looser than a fucking bitch queen from hell who gets kicks from trying to make people feel bad... you dumb fucking slag."

Also:

"yea, you tell your boyfirend, if he even exists, i will stab him through the eye with a rapier."

Snatchtastic
Nov 9th, 2004, 01:34 PM
Or just tell her you gave her boyfriend AIDS.

MetalMilitia
Nov 9th, 2004, 01:37 PM
That would be hilarious to watch. :lol :lol

MetalMilitia
Nov 9th, 2004, 01:38 PM
err... him telling her that not OAO actually giveing hte guy aids :puke

The One and Only...
Nov 9th, 2004, 02:21 PM
You know, I've actually been talking to this girl all day, plus one of her friends. There's an incredibly intriguing scenario, but it isn't funny anymore.

Seven Force
Nov 9th, 2004, 02:37 PM
Next time you see her, slap her in the face.

Seriously though, just forget the whole thing and put it behind you. That's too much shit from just one girl.

In fact, you could make her jealous by getting someone else. Next time you see her, bring a sock puppet with you. Then take your pants off, and start masturbating vigorously with it. Try yelling "I DON'T NEED YOU BITCH, I'VE FOUND SOMEONE BETTER!!!" Then when you cum in the puppets mouth, french kiss it. As soon as that's done, flash a big cum-stained smile. If that doesn't get her crying, nothing will.

And IM me the results.

MetalMilitia
Nov 9th, 2004, 02:42 PM
You know, I've actually been talking to this girl all day, plus one of her friends. There's an incredibly intriguing scenario, but it isn't funny anymore.

Post her AIM and we can all spam her with goatsiea dn tubgirl.

AChimp
Nov 9th, 2004, 02:54 PM
Yes. Post her AIM because I want to read conversations with her that are actually amusing. :)

Terra
Nov 9th, 2004, 03:06 PM
NO! Have her AIM me and I'll take care of her shitty little ass. AChimp can watch and I'll even have the soap ready for a little titty wank afterwards.

Nothing like a little fur and bubbles flying am I right fellas?

Jixby Phillips
Nov 9th, 2004, 03:07 PM
YOU MAKE ME WANNA PUKE

Perndog
Nov 9th, 2004, 08:06 PM
FUCK.

Why are you people trying to give advice to this little troglodyte?

Helm posted just about the only replies I liked in this thread.

The One and Only...
Nov 9th, 2004, 08:25 PM
Post her AIM so that you can all link to my penis thread and several threads featuring her.

No, I think not.

Anonymous
Nov 9th, 2004, 08:43 PM
This being the second time SevenForce and friends have tried to gay up a thread with bickering, I've moved the chaff to mock wars and banned SevenForce for a week.

Terra and Jixby don't get warnings because they were basically done before SevenForce had to ejaculate all over the argument.

ziggytrix
Nov 9th, 2004, 09:42 PM
I wonder if this thread will turn into another one of those "no posts" last page threads now?

Anonymous
Nov 9th, 2004, 09:55 PM
Na, splitting posts doesn't do it, just deleting. No idea why.

ziggytrix
Nov 9th, 2004, 10:01 PM
Prolly something to do with phpBB and very large databases.

Never seen it on the phpBB I help moderate, as the only thing that gets deleted is double posts. We've got a "deleted shit" forum as a sort of backup in case the owner ever got sued for content. Plus the euthanized threads forum is kinda fun to read and add commentary for the other mods. :D

Zhukov
Nov 10th, 2004, 06:39 AM
I can't believe you said "I love you" :lol

I feel so embarassed for you :lol

MetalMilitia
Nov 10th, 2004, 08:02 AM
:lol i like your signature Zhukov

Zhukov
Nov 10th, 2004, 10:08 AM
It's Enver Hoxa! :lol

Matt Harty
Nov 10th, 2004, 11:33 AM
OAO, you're a fucking retard. I told you she was just messing with you from the beginning.

kellychaos
Nov 10th, 2004, 05:16 PM
So I'm lying here
just staring at the ceiling tiles,
and I'm thinking about
oh what to think about.

Just listening and relistening
to Smiley Smile,

nothing4buddha
Nov 10th, 2004, 06:37 PM
this thread is sad.

kellychaos
Nov 10th, 2004, 07:16 PM
Yes.

Emu
Nov 10th, 2004, 11:40 PM
... banned SevenForce for a week.

YOU ARE MY SAVIOR

WhiteRat
Nov 11th, 2004, 05:09 AM
This whole torrid love affair situation is very very sad.
:(

AChimp
Nov 11th, 2004, 11:13 AM
I think you mean "turgid love affair." You just know that OAO had a raging hard-on for the last few weeks.

GADZOOKS
Nov 11th, 2004, 06:08 PM
My favorite part is when he has a heart to heart with her when her away message is one.

WhiteRat
Nov 12th, 2004, 05:41 AM
I think you mean "turgid love affair." You just know that OAO had a raging hard-on for the last few weeks.

:die

WhiteRat
Nov 12th, 2004, 05:41 AM
Shite. Wrong emoticon. I guess i'll use the more traditional method of "lol".

The One and Only...
Nov 12th, 2004, 04:39 PM
We still talk to each other online.

She was kinda pissed because she thought that I was trying to get her boyfriend to leave her, but I think I successfully explained myself. Well... she was also pissed cuz I insulted her several times online, too, calling her among other things an idiot, wigger, and bitch, but I apologized for all of that. She was a lot nicer at school today, at least.

Of course, this is the day after I showed up to let a bunch of black kids knock the shit out of me in order to prove that I'm not a rascist. None of those guys showed up, so I'm guessing she at least had enough pity to persuade these guys not to kill me. And trust me, I know for a fact that at least one of them who she originally put on me was real, and he's a big guy.

And That Angry Black Guy is definitely made up: she has a boyfriend, I think, but I've talked to him in person and he's a fairly understanding guy.

I think that about covers the situation. Don't worry, guys: I fully understand that she doesn't want me now, but I'm still having a lot of fun with this fiasco.

Anonymous
Nov 12th, 2004, 04:50 PM
Don't worry, guys: I fully understand that she doesn't want me now, but I'm still having a lot of fun with this fiasco.

Good save.

Anyway, didn't you say you were going on hiatus?

adept_ninja
Nov 12th, 2004, 04:53 PM
this is the day after I showed up to let a bunch of black kids knock the shit out of me in order to prove that I'm not a rascist
You would let kids beat you up to prove your not a rascist. Very dumb you are the superior race and gender why would you stoop down to there level?

Jixby Phillips
Nov 12th, 2004, 05:17 PM
OAO, this person IS an idiot. You might be a pompus, social retard, but you are way too smart to be associating with this person.

Please PM me this girl's aim please

The One and Only...
Nov 13th, 2004, 10:09 AM
What would you say to her?

glowbelly
Nov 13th, 2004, 10:21 AM
just give the name to jixby.

he'll take care of everything.

The One and Only...
Nov 13th, 2004, 10:59 AM
Anyway, didn't you say you were going on hiatus?

I was for a couple of days.

If some of you guys really want her s/n that bad, I might be able to hook you up, but there will have to be some ground rules established.

MetalMilitia
Nov 13th, 2004, 11:11 AM
Anyway, didn't you say you were going on hiatus?

I was for a couple of days.

If some of you guys really want her s/n that bad, I might be able to hook you up, but there will have to be some ground rules established.

:lol i dont think anyone would care about ground rules. er... I mean, agreed lets have it.

The One and Only...
Nov 13th, 2004, 10:02 PM
Seriously, who on here wants this girls s/n?

Jixby Phillips
Nov 13th, 2004, 10:13 PM
I would like it. I would not say anything about you or show her this thread or anything like that.

MLE
Nov 14th, 2004, 01:23 AM
i'd like her AIM name. she sounds like a very sane and grounded individual.

Helm
Nov 14th, 2004, 07:52 AM
Obviously, I'd like that girl's screen name so I could try my robot making sundresses angle on her, but I've stopped using AIM for a long time so I guess it's all up the little corean kids now.

The One and Only...
Nov 14th, 2004, 09:51 AM
I might give it to Jixby, but I need to talk to her some first. She's been gone all weekend... I think she went to her Dad's house.

Spectre X
Nov 14th, 2004, 10:17 AM
I'd like the s/n.

I wouldn't talk about you and just be a general nuisance.

I could start some kind of surreal scenario.

AChimp
Nov 14th, 2004, 12:14 PM
I might give it to Jixby, but I need to talk to her some first. She's been gone all weekend... I think she went to her Dad's house.
It's no fun if you warn her about us first. >:

The One and Only...
Nov 14th, 2004, 12:27 PM
What? I don't want you guys torturing her. The last thing I need to do is piss of this girl... again.

By the way, you know the boyfriend? Well, it's no wonder he was so friendly. They aren't really together. She's single.

Spectre X
Nov 14th, 2004, 12:35 PM
I won't torture her or even mention you.

I'll just make her day into something really odd.

AChimp
Nov 14th, 2004, 12:43 PM
OAO, you are still trying to rationalize away the fact that she was just messing with you (like I told you long ago, BTW). You're still thinking that you have a chance with her.

"OMG! She's single! How intriguing..." :rolleyes

Give us the s/n and forget that she ever existed. Yeah, it'll be hard at first, but you get better at it with time.

Terra
Nov 14th, 2004, 12:46 PM
OAO, just hand it over to me. PM me with all the details. I'll handle it.

:dirtydeedsdonedirtcheap

adept_ninja
Nov 14th, 2004, 03:07 PM
why do you want to protect this chick after what she has done to you? Strike back at her by giving us her S/N so we can throw mean and hurtful words at her

glowbelly
Nov 14th, 2004, 07:10 PM
don't give her screen name to anyone else besides jixby. he's seriously the only one who won't fuck anything up.

The One and Only...
Nov 14th, 2004, 08:44 PM
Alright, Jixby, I gave it to you. I expect a hook-up of the conversation.

She knows it coming, tho, but she let me give you the s/n.

MetalMilitia
Nov 14th, 2004, 09:36 PM
Gah! its not fun if you tell her about it or even worse ask her if you can do it. Youve just been struck off the cool list OAO.

Anonymous
Nov 14th, 2004, 10:23 PM
MetalMilitia you're a bigger fucktard than OAO, if you actually had him on your cool list.

:lol

MetalMilitia
Nov 14th, 2004, 10:31 PM
It wasn't my cool list... honestly i borrowed it from someone and then er.. they left it and.. there was a fire so i stll had it... then....
Leave me alone max, your like the meanest person ever. You name shoudl be Mean Max.

sadie
Nov 14th, 2004, 10:54 PM
lol. pussy.

AChimp
Nov 15th, 2004, 01:01 AM
You are such a wanker, OAO.