THE CUNT FILES: Imadjinn

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS IS THE CUNT FILES. PLEASE SUBMIT TO THIS THREAD ANY EVIDENCE OF IMADJINN'S CUNTINESS

This first item if from him geeking up my my CUNT FILE on thebiggameover (http://www.i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t=15651)

i liked mp1 too. i hate all FPS, and thought mp1 wasn't a FPS. and will contune to think so.

This is from the Gaming section. mp1 refers to Metroid Prime. How the FUCK is it not a First Person Shooter?!

What a fucktard...

VIDEO GAMES VIDEO GAMES SASSAFRASS SASSAFRASS :x

THANKS IMADJINN YOU REALLY ARE A CUNT

[WTF]

The best one for me was the following:

I am retarded.

I wondered why I got GCSE C and above in all my classes...

Cram your ass with napalm and light a match biatch!



BRAGGING ABOUT HIS INTELLECT ON I-MOCK AND THEN NOT KNOWING THAT YOU NEED EXPLOSIVES TO IGNITE NAPALM. WHAT A CUNT!

[Terra]

Jizz, you khunt.

It takes nerves of fucking steel to blow up a new person. I'll bet your proud of yourself, your ability to quote and your amazing CAP skills.

Shit, you began a thread to call me out and I'd be very surprised if your word count was more than 8 on that one. I mean, I was sitting around waiting for you to open fire so I could respond in kind but you just dribbled off and died like a wet match.

I wonder, do you even USE your own head when you come to the keyboard and click on the mouse and do you throw rocks at the computer when somebody gets one over on you?

I've looked high and low of your posts for a subtable tagline but to be honest, I would be mortified to quote any your moronic posts. If I were you, I would seriously be more careful with my posts in that one of the new people don't begin a "cunt file" on you. >:

Oh. PS: I hate you! I just thought it was important that you know where I stand with you. :)

[WTF]

And then this one:


Also, I hope that one day I am at least tolerated in this forum.


FOR FUCK-SAKES, AS IF IT IS IMPORTANT THAT YOU BE TOLERATED IN THIS FORUM OR WORRY ABOUT THE FUCKING OPINIONS OF ANYONE ABOUT YOU IN THIS FORUM. AS IF YOUR IMPORTANCE IN LIFE IS DEFINED BY BEING TOLERATED IN THIS FORUM. YOU CUNT!! (Sorry, I know all the Caps are actually Esu's invention and now I am looking at a sue factor that will go through the roof.)

[Imadjinn]

At what point did I say I was going to use the match to light the napalm?

Also, why shouldn't I care what other people think of me?

And finally...

TERRA! I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY!

But thanks anyway! :love

[WTF]

*weep*

[Jixby Phillips]

TERRA! I'M NOT WORTHY! I'M NOT WORTHY!

But thanks anyway! :love

[WTF]

:lol