Apoligies

[CynicalDave]

Im sorry for monopolizing the board here with my Zod bs....i was off on a rant and I popped too many pills....sorry guys

[Zomboid]

Just a tip...starting a whole new thread to say that you're gonna stop being annoying isn't a good idea.

[DonkeyMolester]

No, I would say that it is a bad idea

[Jixby Phillips]

I FORGIVE YOU FOR GOING TOO CRAZY THERE, I CAN SEE YOU WERE ON SOME KIND OF MEDICATION!!!

Unfunny peice of shit. >:

[CynicalDave]

You people at i-mockery.com are a very depraved and vicious bunch, arent you? I am glad that all noobs get treated this way....but iv'e seen worse.

[Jixby Phillips]

No, not all the "noobs" are treated this way. all the idiots are treated this way. Unfortunately, all the "noobs" happen to be idiots, so A=B=C

[Les Waste]

IT'S MATH-TASTIC >: >: >:

WHY DON'T YOU GO POP SOME MORE PILLS, PILL HEAD CUNT? WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU CAN GET A GOOD BUZZ FROM ABOUT 20 ASPIRINS ;) ;)

[CynicalDave]

IT'S MATH-TASTIC >: >: >:

WHY DON'T YOU GO POP SOME MORE PILLS, PILL HEAD CUNT? WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU CAN GET A GOOD BUZZ FROM ABOUT 20 ASPIRINS ;) ;)


Pill head cunt? What are you, 10?

Les Waste is an absolute mockery of the Engrish Language

[Les Waste]

WHOA HOLD ON THERE DAVE, LOL, I THINK YOUR MEDICATION IS MAKING YOU A LITTLE TOO FUNNY :lol :lol

TRY HOLDING OFF OF IT A LITTLE BIT, LEST YOU KILL US WITH LAUGHTER!! :lol :lol :lol

LOL YOU SO CRAZY! :lol ;)

[CastroMotorOil]

I think Cynical is the funniest guy since err0r. only cynical has a smaller fanclub, but it is growing by the post.

[starz]

:lol, the first thing I learned when I joined this forum..

1) Don't say your new to the forum..

2) Don't try to be funny...

3) Dont apolgize for being an idiot..

[CaptainBubba]

IT'S MATH-TASTIC >: >: >:

WHY DON'T YOU GO POP SOME MORE PILLS, PILL HEAD CUNT? WORD ON THE STREET IS YOU CAN GET A GOOD BUZZ FROM ABOUT 20 ASPIRINS ;) ;)


Pill head cunt? What are you, 10?

Les Waste is an absolute mockery of the Engrish Language

OMG!! It happened again in this post!!!! I AM PSYCHIC!!! I'm gonna go call the Amazing Randy. This is unbelievable.

Thank you Dave for unlocking my latent abilities to read the minds of internet posters. :)

Les Waste, he was thinking mean things about your name, in case you wanted to know!

[CynicalDave]

WOW hes right!!! Damn your good

[Les Waste]

OMG CYNICAL DAVE WOULDN'T IT BE A FUNNY JOKE IF YOU SAID "LES WASTE?! MORE LIKE MORE WASTE!!!!! LOLOLOOLOLOOLLOOOOOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLO LOLOLOOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

YOU SHOULD SAY THAT YOU'LL BE SO CLEVER :) :) :) ;)

[CastroMotorOil]

I'd LOL forever if he said that, would be the funniest joke EVER

[CynicalDave]

No, sorry buddy, thats just fucking gay

[sadie]

perhaps if you'd spelled your thread title correctly, i'd accept your apology for being nothing more than a bloated sac of protoplasm. as it stands, fuck you, imbeciledave.

[CaptainBubba]

bloated sac of protoplasm.

http://pic1.picturetrail.com/VOL114/957665/1770360/21520952.jpg

:)

[sadie]

:) :) I DON'T THINK YOU'RE HAPPY ENOUGH. :) :)

[Captain Robo]

http://www.sarcastic-robot.com/BUNNAY

DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY LOL J/K

[sadie]

roboboy, what are you the captain of, you fucktard?

[starz]

roboboy, what are you the captain of, you fucktard?

captain of t3h bunny!

[glowbelly]

St4r|z|

[Esuohlim]

No, sorry buddy, thats just fucking gay

sar-casm (särkzm) n.
1. A cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
2. A form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
3. The use of sarcasm. See Synonyms.

>:

[kellychaos]

Haven't you learned that apologies only serve as high-octane fuel for them? Without you for nourishment, they will ultimately shrivel up and die. Pffft ... newbie. :rolleyes Remember that!! :)

[CynicalDave]

thanks for the tip!

[Esuohlim]

I hope you're at least being sarcastic yourself.

[CynicalDave]

Yes, I do try to be, esuohlim.

[GnrySgtHartman]

LOL MAYBE LES WASTE AND JIXBY PHILLIPS CAN START AN AIM CONVERSATION TO SPAM ME VIA PRIVATE MESSAGES AGAIN!! :lol THAT WAS CLASSIC.

[Rongi]

I hate this thread >:

[CynicalDave]

Me too....RoG, i compell you to delete it...or, you know, we could just not use it. It might be interesting!

[Rongi]

While you're at it, ban cynical dave too.

[CynicalDave]

might as well.....then i guess we also must ban a few other users, like yourself, who like to thrown in their personal comments....this is a forum of conformity, not disorder.......of love, not hate......after all this isn't www.i-mock......

oh ya. I guess you forgot where you were!

wake up, dumbass. Everyone here has or will insult someone! It is enevitable

[Rongi]

Actually cynical dave, you have no use here. There are enough idiots here.

[CynicalDave]

well this is the idiot gathering place right? Shouldnt every idiot have their 15 mins?

[Rongi]

I'm not wasting anymore time on you kid. Go do your homework.

[CynicalDave]

sorry, no can do boss. Its already done. Wanna proofread for me? I need some help with my timestables

[The Unseen]

Dave, if you were truly sorry youd start a new screen name without the your piss-soaked background, you fucked up start over dont try to fix it.....

Les Waste has been absolutely hillarious on this thread

[Skulhedface]

Even if it was a joke, asking Rongi to proofread your homework is like asking a quadraphlegic to drive an 18 wheeler.

[Professor Cool]

cynical dave
cynical dave
you should go to a cynical grave

because you like what rabbis are to ham
Because...reallly......we just dont give a damn

[sadie]

reallly. :(

[Professor Cool]

just tellin the kids out there about cynical dave, with the gift of song

:explode