THE CUNT FILES: Terra

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS IS THE CUNT FILES! IF YOU ARE A CUNT, YOU ARE ON FILE, AND THE EVIDENCE IS PLACED IN THOSE FILES. THIS IS TERRAS CUNT FILE. TERRA IS A CUNT FOR BEING A PRETENTIOUS DICKFACE THAT IS OBSESSED WITH SEXUALLY-RELATED INSULTS. SHE ALSO BELEIVES HERSELF TO BE THE SPOKESPERSON OF THIS BOARD

Jizz, you khunt.

It takes nerves of fucking steel to blow up a new person. I'll bet your proud of yourself, your ability to quote and your amazing CAP skills.

http://absolutegti337.vwmafia.net/images/funnies/capslock.jpg

Shit, you began a thread to call me out and I'd be very surprised if your word count was more than 8 on that one. I mean, I was sitting around waiting for you to open fire so I could respond in kind but you just dribbled off and died like a wet match.

http://www.xpress-gifts.co.uk/CandyPress/ProdImages/s3070.jpg

I wonder, do you even USE your own head when you come to the keyboard and click on the mouse and do you throw rocks at the computer when somebody gets one over on you?

http://www.stjohnsyeadon.org/images/caveman.jpg

I've looked high and low of your posts for a subtable tagline but to be honest, I would be mortified to quote any your moronic posts. If I were you, I would seriously be more careful with my posts in that one of the new people don't begin a "cunt file" on you. >:

http://users.wpi.edu/~codyrank/sa/owned.jpg

Oh. PS: I hate you! I just thought it was important that you know where I stand with you. :)

http://www.geocities.com/jixby_phillips/thisthreadisgay.txt

[Terra]

:lol

Duuuuude!

It only took you 36 hours to figure out *I* was supposed to be the FIRST cunt on file! I'm glad you made it, Jizz! All that shit I said in the other cunt file, I won't need to restate since some of it is here. Thank you for letting me not have to copy the damn thing and paste it!

Now, where is that death threat again you wily scoundrel? ;) I think it's on the "Terra" thread you began that failed miserably. Would you mind tossing that up too?

How's about a PM conversation that you can add here too? Just click on the "whittle" PM button and let the fur fly, you little dickens.

Hey! Lets AIM each other!!! You can post that too! Damn, Jizzlips!! Your the shit! Your the bomb! Your the MAN!

Love and kisses and a little bump and grind, cutie pie!!

:lol

[sadie]

fyi: you're = you are

[Mr. Vagiclean]

FUcKK terra one more "cum"and jizz and all that >: and i swear i will call your house and make love why dont you suck on the FUCKING dust i will call your MOTHER and MAKE LOVE TOO

[Terra]

Vagiclean? Are you all of 15 years of age? Your going to call my "house?!?" What are you going to say to my "house," you asinine fuckwit? You can go ahead and call my mom. She lives in Dallas. Once you drop your drawers and show her what your going to fuck her with she'll laugh your fat fucking ass out of the state. :lol

Now go sit down in the corner someplace and play with your rocks you stupid cro magnum, you are NOT helping Jizzlips Fellatio, you are being a hindrance.

Sadie? Yeah I caught that too but it was too late. :)

[Mr. Vagiclean]

oh terra you really didnt have to bring ANOTHER penis into this

[Terra]

:lol

Yes. I HAD to bring another penis into this.

Obviously YOU don't have one. Now shut the fuck up before you say something moronic.

Wait! Too late! You already have!


Damn.

[Schimid]

There's that fucking "YOU DON'T HAVE A DICK" trick again.

Can you do backflips too? :eek

[Jixby Phillips]

Awwww Jizz. Far be it from me to start a cunt file on you, dearheart. I love the attention. Please continue the good work and let me know if you need more fodder for my file.

AWWW I'M SO TOUCHED I LOVE THE ATTENTION YOU BOYS GIVE ME HOW ABOUT I LIE ON A COUCH AND YOU GET ME SOME GRAPES BOYS OH BOOOOYS

[Terra]

Unfortunately, the dick shtick stays. :lol

You retards have been calling each other "cunt, vagina's, pussies" long before I began posting. Derogatory female genitalia names. So now that the tables have turned, and as angst ridden as it must be for those of you that actually HAVE no dicks, the fact remains that it is going to be pointed out to you. Again. And again. And again. :lol

This goes particularly to you cluster fucks that need to gang up on one person in this continued ritual of "assisting" another poster in verbally beating somebody down. There's no fucking humanity in that and your pathetic to even try. I can see why Max has a hellaciously glorious time except that even it gets old for him as one ignoramus after another tries to step up and knock one out of the ballpark.

Now shut the fuck up. Deal with it. Move on. And for Christ sakes, send somebody in that can fuck like a man, you miserable wet, limp dickie poos.

:lol

[FS]

it's so great that we finally have a woman "telling it like it is" and "socking it to us." That's unprecedented on I-mockery, not to mention the internet.

Perhaps you should announce yourself everywhere as 'being a bitch' and not apologizing for it, accompanied by slews of ellipses, like so:

"im a bitch...... just thot u'd like to know......... dont bother me about it........"

[Terra]

I just said to send somebody in that can fuck like a man, not a weenie that can't pay attention.

:lol

[WTF]

it's so great that we finally have a woman "telling it like it is" and "socking it to us." That's unprecedented on I-mockery, not to mention the internet.

Perhaps you should announce yourself everywhere as 'being a bitch' and not apologizing for it, accompanied by slews of ellipses, like so:

"im a bitch...... just thot u'd like to know......... dont bother me about it........"

It's all very well having your name in the "Who's Who” on I-Mock, but it is not much of a use if it shows up that you don't have a fucking clue what's what.

I have only but to listen to you for a minute or two to realize why you have such a wide circle of fucking nodding acquaintances. Terra is right. I have followed this board for a long time. Now, when the tables turn you try an intelligent sounding but very fucking whining cop-out. Take it on the bloody chin and deal with the blows. Some you roll and others you can’t. It is life. But DON’T whine, even if you think is intelligent whining, is still stays whining.

[sadie]

you are an idiot.

[WTF]

Under 'grotesque' in the dictionary, there's a photo of your tits.

[sadie]

and that post only serves to further my point. gratze. idiot.

[WTF]

For a sitcom mom, you are really heavy into this, hmm? Makes you feel special, hmmm?? Amazing!!!

How are you Sadie? No, really, without the sharp-tounged wit (?). Just a simple reply on the simple question: "How are you, Sadie?"

[sadie]

(?)

[WTF]

Gratze!

Do all italians take it so serious?

Well, Sadie, between me and you and to hell with the board, I am going home after a tough day and relax. I am going to get myself some beers on the way home and just damn relax. Have to get into the office tomorrowto finish some work. But that, frankly, is tomorrow's problem. Buy for now....

[Jixby Phillips]

okay guys take it to mock wars :rolleyes

[WTF]

:lol

[GADZOOKS]

At first I thought this was going to be about The flies that live in Terra's Cunt :confused.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

After you realized you had a mild caes of dyslexia.

[GADZOOKS]

You're a Cunt, Jixby should have a file for you :rolleyes

[Anonymous]

WTF is the BorisSpyder to Terra's Daisyhead.