MAD MAX AND TERRA FUCK :D

[Anonymous]

Terra slapped Mad Max across the face and ripped her shirt off exposing her DOUBLE D SIZED TITS.
“Take me, fucking NOW.” She said.

Mad Max grabbed Terra and put his big strong masculine arms around Terra’s waist and pulled her head back and looked down upon her like a warrior taking the spoils from the battle field. Terra’s heart beat faster and starred into his hypnotic eyes and allowed his snake like tongue to explore every inch of her oral cavity. With lust coursing through her body she couldn’t wait to feel that tongue inside her vaginal cavity as well.

Mad Max threw Terra onto the bed, ripped off her skirt, and went to fucking work. Terra could FEEL the heaven that was Mad Max’s tongue. And it was SOOOOOO good. It reached so far inside her that she could swear she was being fucking tentacle raped. Mad Max licked her into a state of sexual frenzy causing her to make inhuman noises. She tasted like chicken. Terra reached an orgasm resulting in her screaming louder than the THX Lucasfilm sound system.

“Oh my god I want IT! I want IT! I want IT inside me! Terra said breathing heavily and throwing Mad Max onto the bed.

Terra took out Mad Max’s 15 INCH COCK. And starred at it in loving amazement. She just HAD to taste it. Terra placed Mad Max’s LARGE, THROBBING, PULSATING MANHOOD into her mouth and proceeded to pleasure him. Mad Max ran his fingers through her long silky hair as her head moved back and forth in a rhythmatic motion. Terra used her luscious lips and tongue in an attempt to release his love juice; She looked up at him, and felt like a little girl looking up at her father for approvement. His “approvement” was heard verbally when her fancy oral work released his hot cum into her mouth, hitting her the back of her throat at 90mph. She swallowed every fucking drop.

Terra wasn’t done with Mad Max though, she still wanted to feel that fucking MONSTER DICK inside her.

Mad Max got behind Terra as she got down on ALL FUCKING FOURS to prepare herself for the GLORY that was MAD MAX. Terra felt as if she was being penetrated by the WASHINGTON MONUMENT and squealed in delight as Mad Max thrust inside of her. Mad Max thrust with the power of an F-16 and the speed of a FUCKING PILE DRIVER. She turned around wanting to see the face of her PENETRATOR, and wrapped her legs around him with a grip stronger than the JAWS OF A FUCKING PITBULL. Mad Max continued to please Terra with the ol’ in-out for 8 FUCKING HOURS until he EXPLODED LIKE A FUCKING SUPERNOVA and she could feel the his MANSEED fill inside of her PUSSY OF EVERLASTING UNGODLY PLEASURE.

Both sexually spent, they felt asleep in each others arms. Dreaming the dreams that only lovers can…

[center:6f753e198d]THE END[/center:6f753e198d]

[center:6f753e198d] :lol :party I FUCKING RULE FUCKTARDS! :party :lol [/center:6f753e198d]

[FartinMowler]

I want to hear Terra's version of events :/

[Schimid]

She tasted like chicken.

:lol

[Anonymous]

:lol

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

eh, too long didnt read

[ArrowX]

:lolROFL:lol

[Terra]

Oh my God. I just came from reading that, Max! :love

And I felt an egg being released.

SPAWNAGE!!

:love

[EisigerBiskuit]

15 INCH COCK

[Mad Melvin]

Terra slapped Mad Max across the face and ripped her shirt off exposing her DOUBLE D SIZED TITS.

I didnt know your a woman max.

[ThisIsWitty]

lol :(

[Guitar Woman]

Lol Max :lol

[Anonymous]

Cool shit, I made Terra cum. :love

Yes T'was a sad day for the adult film industry when I decided to use my skills for this forum instead of porn movies. :lol

:bestthread

[Terra]

Hopefully the little fucktards will be able to burn the image into their brains of me fingering myself while I read that.

Tough shit about the porn industry though. Oh well.

:)

[The One and Only...]

Have you even posted a picture of yourself, Terra?

And I'm the only one with massive man meat on this forum, thank you.

[MetalMilitia]

Ok guys, take it to loveline. This section if for telling people how much they suck not to be confused with how much they suck :blowme

[Terra]

Everybody needs to get off of my fuck thread EXCEPT Max. >:


Now go away, you miscreants! SHOO!! Or else I'M going to tell a raucous bedtime story that will burn your eyes. >:

[Anonymous]

OAO: Shut the fuck up and go whine like a pussy about another girl who'll treat you like the pathetic little shit you are, as you ponder what to do about it next while every fucktard on here has a good laugh. Your fucking pathetic little dick wouldn't be enough to satisfy MetalMilitia's fucktard faggot cravings.

MetalMilitia: Then you should be in the loveline forum too, because you're the biggest cock sucking fucktard faggot on here. Run along, I think I hear your new boyfriend Spaceylizard calling you!

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

GOOD ONE..........NOT

hahahahahahahahhahah, i crack myself up sometimes.

[Anonymous]

:rolleyes

Fucktard, you fucking OPEN your crack sometimes to random strangers, bitch boy.

:lol

[sadie]

i didn't read this thread. the name alone made me feel like puking.

[Anonymous]

Hey sadie's into the vomiting scene! :lol

Sadie you ever puke all over your sex partner's dick when you're blowing him? Does that get you fucking wet?

Or how about when he's eating out your snatch and he pukes right into your fuck hole, and you're still trying to clean out fucking hamburger bits from your public hair a week later? I bet that shit gets you fucking hot! :lol

[GADZOOKS]

Congratulations Mad Max, after over a year and a half of vile and rude badassity, you have now upgraded to the next level! Please visit www.brawl-hall.com for your next forum assignment. Good luck, we'll miss you!

[The Retro Kat]

Max, there was nothing close to a hint of "LOL" in what you just said. You're like the fat guy at a party who has been on a 3 day drinking streak and sucked 7 cocks in a row to score some dope, then tells some jokes and laughs at them as the cum regurgitates itself out of his mouth. I hate those people who laugh at their own jokes.

[Anonymous]

Max, there was nothing close to a hint of "LOL" in what you just said. You're like the fat guy at a party who has been on a 3 day drinking streak and sucked 7 cocks in a row to score some dope, then tells some jokes and laughs at them as the cum regurgitates itself out of his mouth. I hate those people who laugh at their own jokes.

Hey the Homo Kat's back! And he's amusingly using my name in a story which obviously describes his own exploits while he was gone! :lol

Take your trendy faggot ass else where bitchboy. Being a complete faggot isn't "cool" anymore. Your fucking lame ass isn't even gay, you're just too fucking lazy to go out and put in the time it takes to get a woman. Fucking Fag Poseur.

[center:76ce820988]LOL[/center:76ce820988]

:lol

[FS]

I was wondering how long it would take for the thin film of attempted gross-out comedy was going to give way to full-fledged public masturbation.

[Terra]

So when are you going to take your weenie out to the playground rather than sit on the sidelines and beat off while you read? >:

[Jixby Phillips]

BLAH BLAH BLAH weenie BLAH BLAH BLAH playground BLAH BLAH BLAH beat off BLAH BLAH

[Anonymous]

I was wondering how long it would take for the thin film of attempted gross-out comedy was going to give way to full-fledged public masturbation.

[center:7a012b8369]From the offices of EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES[/center:7a012b8369]

Hello FS, We're so glad you found our latest movie "The Erotic Adventures of Mad Max and Terra" to be to your liking! We are trying much harder to appeal to the mastubatory needs of our perverts...er customers, so we have decided to push the envelop as it were. This last movie has been critically acclaimed and jerked off to by many, so we think we're heading in the right direction, and it seems you do too!

We here at EVIL EMPIRE ENTERPRISES have more products to come in the future, so stay tuned! And thanks for your support fucktard!

:lol

[EisigerBiskuit]

Why does the story get hotter the more I read it over?

[Terra]

BLAH BLAH BLAH weenie BLAH BLAH BLAH playground BLAH BLAH BLAH beat off BLAH BLAH

Oh Jizzlips Fellatio, get used to it because as long as it annoys the shit out of you assholes, it's going to be used. Either shut the fuck up, you dickless wonder, or START LIKING IT. >:

I can use that on the same grounds that you can use "bitch, cunt" and "whore."

You bitch, cunt and whore.

[Guitar Woman]

her DOUBLE D SIZED TITS.
The fuck? I thought Terra got a breast reduction.

[Terra]

They were reduced. To THAT size. :lol

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[Big Papa Goat]

haha breasts

[Anonymous]

And now as per Terra’s request…TITI FUCKING! :party

Terra pulled Mad Max towards her as she lay down on the bed. She wanted a little something different tonight.
She placed her finger in her mouth and then rubbed her nipples with her finger tips getting them nice and hard enough to DRIVE NAILS with. She then touched her breasts erotically and said “I want YOU to worship these tonight! Do it! NOW!”

Mad Max first paid tribute to her AREOLA ALTAR by licking and kissing on them in a spiral like motion, then got into position and then placed his BLOOD ENGORGED ORGAN in between her GIGANTIC MEAT BAGS OF FUN, while she pressed them together. As Mad Max’s IMPALING DEVICE began to thrust back and forth Terra would playfully lick at its head. God it was in rare form tonight, she thought. It was large and extended enough for a FUCKING MIDGET TO DO PULL UPS ON. She couldn’t wait to be bathed in WHITENESS.

They looked at each other in passion and felt that special connection with each other, not unlike that of a brother and sister. Then that magical moment happened. Mad Max shot his load ALL OVER Terra’s tits and face like FUCKING NIAGARA FALLS. He didn’t just give her a PEARL NECKLESS; he gave her a FUCKING IVORY TURTLENECK SHIRT. Her face looked like she was trying out for FUCKING KUBUKI THEATER. Terra was so turned on by this event that she had 15 simultaneous CUNTASTIC orgasms, causing her entire body to twitch and shake like an epileptic junkie who hadn’t had a fix in a fucking month.

After Terra calmed down, Mad Max did the gentlemanly thing and wiped his DECIMATED POTENTIAL SPAWN off of her with a towel. He was always so sweet and thoughtful like that to her.

That night as they lay asleep in each others arms, they would dream of sexual adventures still to come...

[center:ff5a6488be]THE END[/center:ff5a6488be]

[center:ff5a6488be] :lol :party OKAY FUCKTARDS START YOUR JERKING! :party :lol [/center:ff5a6488be]

[Guitar Woman]

That was great. :lol
Oh and some noob named PHUN is challenging your position as i-mockery's underworld lord, in case you didn't know.

[Guitar Woman]

Oh wait, it's "phunman."

[Phunman]

Oh spaz i see how it is! You cant handle the all mighty power of the Phunman so you get your greasey man gueard to help a poor little animae fag out! Why I ought to fuck your eye socket while listening to the greatest hits of Iron madien while i watch my jizz seep out of you ears and nose!


I am having phun!!!

[Terra]

SSHHHHhhhhhh.

I'm basking in the afterglow. No posting for ONE hour in this thread. I need to wipe up. :love

[Anonymous]

I'm not helping any of you fucktards out, and Phunman you're pretty much beneath my notice at this point. I primarily concentrate on fucktard vets (And REALLY annoying fucktard noobs) If you really want to get your faggot ass decimated so fucking bad, then go post in the appropriate thread. I'm sure you'll be able to find if your crack whore mommy helps you read the big words. I'd advise against it though since you can't even beat that anime bitch Spaz yet.

This is the Mad Max and Terra FUCK thread, get the fuck out fucktard. >:

[Anonymous]

Whoops, sorry Terra! :love

[Guitar Woman]

Oh spaz i see how it is! You cant handle the all mighty power of the Phunman so you get your greasey man gueard to help a poor little animae fag out! Why I ought to fuck your eye socket while listening to the greatest hits of Iron madien while i watch my jizz seep out of you ears and nose!


I am having phun!!!
Um, no. I just want to see him verbally disembowel you with stories about you being skullfucked by a rainbow-brite butt plug and then being called a massive fucktard. It'll be funny.

[nothing4buddha]

terra, will you spare some boob-age for us poor contemptible gals :(

[Phunman]

Why would I waste my time on father spaz. He seems so hated in this board it would be like beating a retarded baby.

[nothing4buddha]

pssst... you're wasting your time on him right now. :)

[Phunman]

Hello Budda A/s/L

[Terra]

Okay Punt Stick. I let you blather on a couple of times here and now it's time for you to leave. If you don't, I shall have to summon my band of merry gumbas to hose you down with their sticky boy jelly and roll you in used tampon hair. Somehow I think you'll feel right at home when it's done but I'd like to save the best of it for other, more worthy ignoramuses who'll probably be arriving shortly due to the stench of rotting prostrates you emit. >:

Budda, there's plenty of titty meat here to share, sweetie. :)

[Phunman]

I dont hear it when stupid girls hoo ramble on about stuff that is nbot phun or about iron madien. SO i willnot listen to you because you are bnoyt whirty to have my phun stick into the gaping abbyss that is your vagina!

[Anonymous]

Budda, there's plenty of titty meat here to share, sweetie. :)

HEY! That would be a great idea, for the next movie!

[DeadKennedys]

Terra reached an orgasm resulting in her screaming louder than the THX Lucasfilm sound system.


:lol

Oh shit...

[Terra]

Yes. This really happened. :)

[nothing4buddha]

Budda, there's plenty of titty meat here to share, sweetie. :)

HEY! That would be a great idea, for the next movie!

:X

[Phunman]

I am going to make a movie where i take the souls of people and turn them in to my Phun WARRIORS AND I SHALL rule the earth with iron maiden and phun!

[Anonymous]

Bumped, because the first thing that people should see when they enter this forum are the words:

[center:1346861020]MAD MAX AND TERRA FUCK[/center:1346861020]

:lol

[sadie]

Budda, there's plenty of titty meat here to share, sweetie.
grilled or fried?

[Terra]

One never cooks sushi.

Bumped. I agree with my 15 inch dicked Lord. This thread needs to stay on top.

[Anonymous]

It had been an ugly night. They had fought long and hard over sexual positions and what to whisper to each other when they came and it was just no good anymore. Something had to be done and quickly. Terra decided to take the bull by the horns and establish a new hierarchy in the relationship.

Max was tired from all the yelling and hitting that Terra lavished on him and laid back on the bed to smoke the last cigarette of the night. Terra walked over to him with nothing but a leather thong on her and slowly slipped it off. He had seen all this before and it meant nothing to him, he was growing bored with his bitch. He just closed his eyes and let the smoke waft out of his nostrils.

Feeling his hand being pulled back to the the bedpost, he opened his eyes. That little cunt was tying him up with one of the straps of her thong. His cigarette fell out of his mouth in amazement at her boldness and rolled onto the floor. It quietly died out. She leaned over him, her ample breasts brushing against his mouth as she did so and tied his other hand to the far post. Now he was hers and already erect as possible. His cock was straining towards her, as if under it's own power. What on earth was that fucking bitch going to do?

Straddling his waist, Terra smiled her cunty little smile, the one that she used when she wanted him to smack her across the mouth and slowly let her tits caress his face. He could feel her erect nipples, hard on his cheeks and as he moved to bite them, they went just out of reach. This went on until he began to writhe.

She then moved herself down to his huge 15 fucking inch pile driving missile and toyed with it with her bigass pink nipples, flicking at his cock and making it move on his own. His moans of pleasure filled the room and she took his cock between her breasts and began to gently massage it. Feeling that he was already close to cumming she backed off and sat back up. It was time for what she had wanted to do all along. She knew this would save their relationship and bond him to her forever.

Bending over and kissing him deeply, she carefully slid on top of him but not all the way down on his throbbing shaft. She wanted to rim him and tease him just before the final act. Max moaned again and writhed in anticipation. He wanted that skank, that old familiar glove like feeling that she had always given him, even though it was the same old shit on a different day, he couldn't help it. It was HIS skank and by Christ he demanded it.

Terra slowly slid her hands up to his throat and began to curtail his air flow, just a bit, not too much. Max was amazed!! How dare this bitch, this cunt, this whore do this to him! He was Mad Max! He had always dreamed of a virgin doing this, in defense but not his bitchassed woman. She had fucking nerve!

As the air decreased, Terra slide deliciously onto his massive man meat and did her nasty dance. Max couldn't understand how that skank was able to tighten her pussy like that and feel...almost virginal. And at the same time manipulate his consciousness this way! Oh, when the straps came off there was going to be HELL TO PAY!!!

She moved in and out of him deftly, controlling his air flow: sometimes he had very little to where there was a pinpoint of light and at the last minute, she would bring him back. The only thing his world recognized was her huge fucking bags of pleasure and his cock being caressed.

Finally Max exploded with the force of a fucking hydrogen bomb that knocked Terra across the room, unconscious. It was stupendous! That was the best fuck he ever had and he guessed they were soul mates after all.

He picked up his cigarette, relit it, laid back and began to ponder the next days chores. The loving that Terra had given him gave him new meaning to the decimation that he needed to do to the fucktards the next day.

Terra eventually regained consciousness and crawled back into bed with Max, who cradled her and whispered abusive endearments to lull her to sleep.

The End.


This needs to be here, as it is an IMPORTANT chapter in this ongoing saga. :)

[Anonymous]

Okay it’s official, I'm a fucking degenerate asshole. :lol

It was yet another night in the bedroom; empty bottles of WILD TURKEY lay strewn about the bed. Terra twisted Mad Max’s nipple with a hot clamp, and kissed him passionately while squeezing his TITANIC ORB SACK.

Terra suddenly felt a slap to her hand, knocking the clamp away, this was followed by a quick tug at her hair, pulling her head forward.
“What the FUCK do you think you’re doing Asshole?!” Terra shouted, squeezing his balls even tighter, her nails drawing blood.
“You think you know about inflicting fucking pain?”
“Know more about it than you do.”
“Do you want me to tell you?”
“How about you shut the fuck up and SHOW ME!” Terra taunted.

Mad Max pulled her off the fucking bed by her hair and threw her on the floor and on all fours like a fucking FARM ANIMAL. Mad Max’s 15 INCH DESTROYER OF PUSSIES was eager for a hole… and this time it would be Terra’s TIGHT SUPPLE ASS WITH NO FUCKING LUBE. The glass liquor bottles broke underneath them, cutting their bodies, but that pain was nothing, compared to what was to come.

Terra felt it SLAM inside her. The PAIN! It felt like she was shitting TWENTY POUNDS OF BARB FUCKING WIRE. Yet she wanted more. Nobody had ever anally degraded her in such a way before. It hurt SO FUCKING GOOD. And she wouldn’t give him the satisfaction of not living up to his claims.
“Is that all you UGH! got motherfucker? UGH!” Terra breathed heavily.
He pulled her hair tight and whispered
“Don’t scream bitch.” into her ear.

As Mad Max did bodily fucking harm to her asshole, his BLOODY BALLS from her nail inflicted wounds from earlier slapped up against her in an almost musical way. His massive dick FUCKING RAW from sliding in and out. He licked the side of her face and squeezed her fucking MAMMOTH TITS like he was holding on to life itself. Terra was unleashing ORGASMS LIKE A FUCKING PEZ DISPENSER, and was creating a PUDDLE OF GIRL BLISS THE SIZE OF LAKE FUCKING SUPERIOR.

“FUCKING STRANGLE ME!” Terra shouted. She wanted to feel like she was minutes away from the sweet kiss of death its fucking self. Mad Max obliged his Lady Love and took one hand off her tits and used it to grasp tightly on Terra’s throat. Terra faded in and out of consciousness with only pain and pleasure keeping her awake. And just when she thought saw a white light; Mad Max had given her a SPERM ENEMA OF EPIC PROPORTIONS. As he pulled out he continued to cum all over her fucking ass and back, some of it even hitting the back of her head. The scene made a Bukkake video look like a faggot Walt Disney production by comparison.

After wiping down with some nearby towels, the two crawled back to bed still breathing hard, but smiling at each other. Passion and connection could never be denied. It would always be there.

Falling asleep sore, bloody, covered in bodily fluids, but each knowing that they had found their Soulmate. And any pain was worth that.

[center:0017b7bed0]THE END[/center:0017b7bed0]

[center:0017b7bed0] :lol :party SOMEBODY CALL THE ADULT FILM AWARDS BECAUSE I JUST WROTE A WINNER, FUCKTARDS! :party :lol [/center:0017b7bed0]

[Terra]

:love :love :love

Aw Max, you really know how to show me you love me. :love

[Anonymous]

:love :love :love

Of course I do my dear sweet sadistic Terra. :love

[Imadjinn]

:bestthread

[Bionic Sheep]

I step into the room, wearing a long, red dress. Zekey lies on the bed, dressed in his silky green banana costume.

I step closer. I fall over. I get back up again, uncreasing my dress.

I tear off my dress, revealing a spandex supersheep costume underneath. I tear that off too. Underneath that I am wearing a layer of wrapping paper.

Zekey is now trying to get up to come towards me, but he's leant on something sticky on the bedside table and his hand is stuck. Bugger.

I tear open the wrapping paper. Underneath is another layer of wrapping paper. Zekey hits the music with his spare hand and a gaggle of children come in. We play pass the parcel for a while until they hit clothes again. They leave and the music stops.

Under all the paper I am really really thin, and wearing nothing more than a sausage costume. Suddenly, Godzilla tears the roof off our intimate venue and eats me alive. Heartbroken, Zekey falls over and hides under the bed. Godzilla then goes onto a children's party where he performs his famous 'Balancing postcards' act which goes down a storm. Then he spontaneously combusts and everyone laughs.

And everyone was blissfully, blissfully happy. For ever and ever and ever.

The End

[Terra]

Max?

We have rodents in our bed. :(

[Dr. Fu]

Max?

We have rodents in our bed. :(

I believe they also took the video camera with them.

[Imadjinn]

I believe you have maggots crawling in the bed (or rather what's left of it).

Suggested course of action: Get Bionic Sheep to eat them all, provided he hasn't already, then fry him in sulphuric acid.

COME BACK MAD MAX! I NEED TO BE REFERRED TO AS A FUCKTARD!!!