Is it wrong?

[CaptainBubba]

Is having sex with a girl just to teach her a lesson wrong?

For example, would I be morally remis if I were to use my college status to seduce a high school junior, have sex with her, then declare I don't ever want to see her again?

Not that I can't see the obvious ethical implications there, but also in one simple physical act I would save her years of searching for answers to the male majority psyche. Imagine how wise you would have been had you become jaded that early in life.

[Emu]

Of course it's not wrong. But you have to videotape it and make her watch it again.

[BlueOatmeal]

I wish I could be taught a lesson! With a paddle, and one of those strapons witht the head that has all those steels balls on it.

[Bass]

And one of those rubber ball gags with the leather strap.

[BlueOatmeal]

Your the fucking man Bass. You know how I likes it!

[FartinMowler]

I'm sure there is some psychotic killer dude that wrote something similar to Captain Bubba's babble :/

[Schimid]

Bubba babble :lol

[GADZOOKS]

bubble bobble?

[Guitar Woman]

YES, gadzooks, they were making a play on the words "Bubble Bobble." Good job! I didn't think you would get that! :lol

[Terra]

Is having sex with a girl just to teach her a lesson wrong?



Only if she gets to have your wallet and all of it's contents AND if you had ingested several servings of that "special" cough syrup like you did at the end of October.

Yes, I'm pretty sure you can teach her a lesson this way. >:

[CaptainBubba]

AW MAN WHY YOU GOTTA PLAY LIKE THAT TERRA?? WHY YOU GOTTA HATE ON ME LIKE THAT??

:x

[nothing4buddha]

pig >:

[CaptainBubba]

Oh come on. think of the future torment you would've avoided in say, your college years if some guy had fucked you in his trashy pickup and then when you gace him his number only called you back when he was feeling raunchy.

You'd hate him yes, but youd never date an asshole again. The smell of them, the look, and sleezy charms are all uncanny and experiencing one will let you understand and avoid them.

Also I just want to see how many naive and sexually inexperienced 16 year old girls will think my nut-burly body and coffee shop goatee is sexy. Cuz man nothing feels better than pussy thats too tight to put my genitals in. Yunno. So that the sensation is more intense.

Yunno.

[Terra]

So if I have this right, you would throw yourself on the asshole grenade to save some young girl heartache later on?

So what does she do about the revulsion of being with you in the meantime? >:

[Anonymous]

Cuz man nothing feels better than pussy thats too tight to put my genitals in. Yunno. So that the sensation is more intense.

Pehaps that's because your dick's the size of a vianna sausage and you gotta fuck little girls in order to get any kind of friction. :lol

You're making assumptions anyway fucktard, there's tons of 16 year old girls with pussy the size of fucking houses.

[CaptainBubba]

Evidently you misread or overlooked the conditional "naive and sexually inexperienced" max. Generally this equates to at the very least a tighter vagina.

And its not my fucking problem what the girl does in the fucking meantime. I'm just there to get some and make her feel temporarily wanted until she realizes im using her for her permissive and submissive sexual attitude because i am, as aformentioned, Nut-burly.

[CaptainBubba]

In repsonse to the claim that my penis is small I would just like to explain that my penis is so massive that it defies description. When I acheive an erection whole galaxies are annihalated by the sheer mass and volume of my penis. The gravitational constants of the known universe bend and are manipulated by my penis. My penis breaks mathematics and creates wormholes when I ejaculate. My penis has its own penis and that penis is still bigger than your penis and your girlfriend's penis COMBINED.

[nothing4buddha]

lol if you have make a defensive reply about how big your penis is.... need i continue?

[CaptainBubba]

You dont understand.

Gravitational wells woman. Gravitational fucking wells.

[CaptainBubba]

I mean cmon. If shes a slut she kind of fucking deserves it yunno?

[nothing4buddha]

naive and sexually inexperienced 16 year old girls
Yunno.

i wouldn't call her a slut if she's a virgin

[CaptainBubba]

Shutup you fucking slut

[Anonymous]

I mean cmon. If shes a slut she kind of fucking deserves it yunno?

If she's a fuck slut then she probably wouldn't have a tighter pussy, dipshit.

Congrats on contradicting yourself fucktard. :lol

[CaptainBubba]

MAN I KNOW A THING OR TWO ABOUT VAGINAS LET ME TELL YOU ONE OR TWO THINGS MAX ARE YOU A VIRGIN MAN I HAVE HAD SO MUCH SEXING I CANT BELEIVE YOU ARE NOT KNOWING ALL ABOUT THE VAGINA LIKE I AM BECAUSE I AM A BADASS MAN I AM CRAZY MOTHERFUCK I WILL HIT YOU IN THE FACE WITH A PAN I LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC MAN I AM CRAZYI WILL PUNCH YOU SO HARD AND THEN HAVE SEX BECAUSE I DO THAT ALOT WITH VAGINAS ITS GREAT TO PUT MY PENIS INSIDE OF THEM OH WAIT WHUT IF SHE IS A SLUT AND HER VAGINA IS LARGER BECAUSE THERES NO WAY VAGINAS RETURN TO THEIR NORMAL SIZE AFTER FUCKING THEM AND ITS MOSTLY AN ISSUE OF THE VAGINAL WALLS STRECTHING AND GETTING ACCUSTUMED TO CERTAIN SIZES FROM A PAIN PERSPECTIVE YUNNO AND STUFF LIKE THAT.

[CaptainBubba]

RAP MUSIC

[Anonymous]

:lol

You were the fucktard asking for sex advice on I-Mockery because you're too much of brain dead fucker to make up your own decisions. It shouldn't be a big surprise when people start fucking with you for the hell of it.

Perhaps though you want to fuck a virgin due to your own insecuritites. She can't compare you to anyone else at that time and you can feel like you accomplished something "great" when all you'll really do is give her a memory of how horribly bad her first partner was. Assuming this so called 16 year old girl you're talking about EVEN exists...

:lol

[CaptainBubba]

Are you retarded?

[Anonymous]

Please transfer this thread to the mock wars. :lol

[nothing4buddha]

Perhaps though you want to fuck a virgin due to your own insecuritites. She can't compare you to anyone else at that time and you can feel like you accomplished something "great" when all you'll really do is give her a memory of how horribly bad her first partner was.


BEAUTIFUL

high five to mad max

[Schimid]

Hey, Alex.

Sorry about your thread!

- Zach

[sadie]

i thought bubba was gay?

[Perndog]

No, that's Esuohlim.

[Anonymous]

haha :(

[Helm]

This thread is very nice.

[Supafly345]

Wow, stupid girls (most girls) hate the real Bubba.

[FartinMowler]

No, that's Esuohlim. :lol2

[Terra]

This thread needs to go to that secret place where all the sweet meat is devoured. That place where idiotic posts are elevated to the highest order and then crushed and pureed to extract only the sweetest of juices.

Naturally it'll take quite a bit of pummeling to get any of the sweet from Bubba. Mayhaps we should begin with his ass, Lord Max? :love

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[MEN AND WOMEN]

YOU RANG

[Jixby Phillips]

WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN

[MEN AND WOMEN]

AND WHUT

[Jixby Phillips]

YOU SON OF A B*TCH

[Big McLargehuge]

what's the difference between jixby phillips and women?

[FS]

what's the difference between jixby phillips :lol

[CaptainBubba]

DUDE HAVE YA'LL READ THIS CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER, JONATHAN SWIFT'S ESSAY AND STUFF. HES ALL "LETS EAT BABIES"!! WTF IS WITH THE IRISH YO?! TERRA AND MAX YOUD BEST EXPLAIN THAT EATING BABIES IS WRONG BEFORE THEY DO SOMETHING JUST AWFUL. MAYBE GENERICALLY INSULT THEM. YUNNO. THE USUAL.

BTW AS AN UPDATE I MASTURBATED THIS MORNING AND THE RESULTING DIMENSIONAL RIFT SERVED AS A GATEWAY FOR MY DEAD ANSCESTORS TO COME BACK TO THIS PLANE OF EXISTENCE. THEY SAID THIS THREAD WAS GAY.

[Terra]

You masturbated this morning?

Finding your dick must have been a bitch.

And yes, eating babies is waaaay wrong.

[Anonymous]

hahahahaha right on terra!!! :love

have you heard this one?? why did captainbubba pee his pants?? cause he couldn't go to the bathroom cause in order to do that he needs to find his tweezers because his penis is too small to adequately operate with his hands and he couldn't find the tweezers cause i guess he misplaced them or something they weren't in the medicine cabinet like usual at least i assume that's where he'd keep those things that's what i do anyway i dunno but it made him piss his pants! i think i got it right that joke's funnier in person but you know what i'm trying to say here! :lol

[CaptainBubba]

DISSED! :x

[kellychaos]

Yo mama is sooooo fat! hahahahahahaha!

[Helm]

Only kellychaos could make this thread any more wrong after the last few posts by terra.

[kellychaos]

Kill! Kill! Kill!

[Helm]

You haven't made a good record since '89, you're too old to be angry. You have a group coach that made your drummer realize he's sexually attracted to Dave Mustane and you've sat there on MTV Icon and watched retards like Fred Durst, Avril Lavigne and Snoop Dogg mutilate some of your most memorable songs. Shut the fuck up.

[ziggytrix]

This is a funny joke Bubba! :)

[kellychaos]

Love me ... :( ... :rock

[CaptainBubba]

fuck you i hate you. >:

[kellychaos]

Somebody's been using the wrong end of the turkey baster again! >: