Braking all you skanks in

[Phunman]

Hello prepare to be beating up internet style by the on and only PHUNMAN! I have big internet muscles!

[Guitar Woman]

Why don't you just call it a "Hi I'm new" thread so we can start hating you before we even click on it?

[Phunman]

You are a fool Spaz. No mere "hi I'm new theread can sate my unquenchable thirst for PHUN!! I must start my forum life with a burning pound of mighty rage to show all you fags that I am the new messiah of this forum. I am the black light that will lead to a eutopia of fantastic voyage of PHUN!

[Guitar Woman]

I'd like you to meet our current underworld lord, Mad Max.

[Phunman]

This "mad Max" can stand the might blow that a fistful of my mighty phun-blow!

And I don't mean blow by blow job godammit! Im a big fucking man who will kill everyone who thinks he is a fag!

[Guitar Woman]

I think you are a fag. OH WHAT NOW :lol

[Bass]

Aren't there enough idiotic characters on these boards? Are we in such a shortage that people feel the need to make more?

[Phunman]

I don't think you are aware of how dangerous a game you are playing, spaz, to mess with me IS TO MESS WITH PHUN!!!


And don't call me a fag or I swear to Eddie I'll jizz all over your back and recreate WW2 with all my plastic army men in the sticky black goo of PHUN!

[Bass]

So you're not a fag, but you want to jizz all over a dude's back? Sounds pretty faggy to me.

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys, let's provoke him! phunman is a fag! A BIG FAGGY FAGGING FAGGOT WHO'S FAGGIER THAN A BIG FAGGY FAGFEST! WHAT A FAGGY FAG!

PHUNMAN YOU ARE A FAG!

[Jixby Phillips]

you and zekey and dr. fu are all friends

i can fucking smell it

[Guitar Woman]

Hey guys, let's provoke him! phunman is a fag! A BIG FAGGY FAGGING FAGGOT WHO'S FAGGIER THAN A BIG FAGGY FAGFEST! WHAT A FAGGY FAG!

PHUNMAN YOU ARE A FAG!

And he watches Sailor Moon! :lol

[Phunman]

Bring your frined max on lets see his quoate altering skillz try to bring down the almighty power of the dark force of eddie Iron Madien and most of all PHUN!!

[Bass]

I don't think any quote altering skills are needed. You're illiterate enough as is.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

Captain Goodtimes vs. Phunman. By the way, stop saying "Phun."

[Phunman]

Me and captin goodtimes shouod join up and start a dark force of PHUN!!

We could be the PHUN warriors

[Phunman]

GET IT ? GOODtimes PHUNman!! It is a good thung to make. you pvt me or aim me goodtimes and it will be phun to do

[Bass]

This is seriously one of the most unfunny characters I've seen. That may not say much since I've only been here for a short time, but this guy has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

[Phunman]

this guy? THIS GUY? Godammit I AM PHUNMAN!!! Dark ruler of all that is phun and iron madieny. You cannto handle all the power i have inside me!

[Guitar Woman]

God, shut up already. You suck more than me!

[Phunman]

Im sorry but that is impposible. WHEN THE PRIST COMES TO READ ME MY LAST RITES!