MARTIAL LAW DECLARED IN MOCK WARS

[Anonymous]

So keep all the stupid in this thread because somehow the lot of you are gaying up even mock wars.

Zekey, WTF, Fu, and the character are hereby confined to this thread until further notice :picklehat

[WTF]

Zekey,

You talk too much. Shut up.

Look what all your agressive blabbering got us into.

Are you happy now??

:/

[Dr. Fu]

Wow.

I am confined.

I think the words appropriate for this action is "boo frickity hoo."

[Dr. Fu]

I do apoligize for double posting, but...
So keep all the stupid in this thread because somehow the lot of you are gaying up even mock wars.

Zekey, WTF, Fu, and the character are hereby confined to this thread until further notice :picklehat
I thought this was the "Mock Wars," not the "Dick waving" section.

Unless you're a mod or something, or a mod tells me to stop, I'm not going to stop posting in other threads.

[Mad Melvin]

OH YOU´VE DONE IT NOW, BOY!

[Dr. Fu]

OH YOU´VE DONE IT NOW, BOY!

Mmk.

[WTF]

:/ @ Fu,

If you say one word more and that leads to my ass being chewed by Chojin, I will make you eat that "l33t" word you are so throwing around here or make you trace route Zeckey's behind. O no, you have already accomplished that :/

[MetalMilitia]

I do apoligize for double posting, but...
So keep all the stupid in this thread because somehow the lot of you are gaying up even mock wars.

Zekey, WTF, Fu, and the character are hereby confined to this thread until further notice :picklehat
:rolleyes
Unless you're a mod or something, or a mod tells me to stop, I'm not going to stop posting in other threads.

Yea come back when you find a moderator Chojin :rolleyes

[Dr. Fu]

WTF, do you actually CARE whether or not you get chewed out by Chojin?

"Arguing over the internet is like special olympics, even if you win you're retarded."

I don't give two pips whether or not I get sliced or not. You shouldn't either.

[WTF]

Thanks for the wonderful and brilliant advise. :/

Why don't you just change your name to WTFU and we will be friends forever. :/

Nice sig. there. Please tell me how l33t you really are. :)

[BlueOatmeal]

RUN to that hills! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIFIEFIEFIFFE!

[Bionic Sheep]

Can I take my teddy?

[Dr. Fu]

Thanks for the wonderful and brilliant advise. :/

Why don't you just change your name to WTFU and we will be friends forever. :/

Nice sig. there. Please tell me how l33t you really are. :)

Hey, don't tell me how 1337 I am when you're the one with the name WTF.




wait, Chojin's an ADMIN? oh, ffs.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Oh my.

This puts a layer of roffle on my waffle!

[WTF]

Chojin,

When you deal out punishment you really really do so in a very very painful manner. Confining me in this thread with Fu was mean man, MEAN!! :(

Hi Metal :)

Hi Blue Oatmeal :)

Hi Bionic Sheep :)

Ok, now where were we, Fu? :/

[Dr. Fu]

Chojin,

When you deal out punishment you really really do so in a very very painful manner. Confining me in this thread with Fu was mean man, MEAN!! :(

Hi Metal :)

Hi Blue Oatmeal :)

Hi Bionic Sheep :)

Ok, now where were we, Fu? :/

You don't want me to get out the scalpel.

[WTF]

And in slids the Lizard! :/

Something wacky going your way, Spacey? :)

I vote this thread now as fruitful for back-up! :rolleyes

[WTF]

Fu,

Yes, I don't want you to get out the scalpel as yet, otherwise we will be transferred to the Mock Wars Forum by the mod. If I were you I would stay a little bit longer in this General Blabber Forum, before you pull out all the stops. Let us first practice here and sharpen our skills and scalpels for a while, otherwise we won't survive the mocks on the other side. However, after some months we will be fine and then we take the good battle to those guys on the Mock War Forum. You ok with this good buddy. :rolleyes

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

You are an odd fellow, WTF and Fu.



But I am sorry to say I have slain your turkeys, burned your crops, pillaged your town, taken your wives, and am now riding into the sunset upon your horses whilst I wave my sword in the air like Baron Munchausen.

[WTF]

But I am sorry to say I have slain your turkeys, burned your crops, pillaged your town, taken your wives, and am now riding into the sunset upon your horses whilst I wave my sword in the air like Baron Munchausen.


Baron Munchausen, full name was Karl Friedrich Hieronymous von Munchausen. Munchhausen's name became associated with the amusingly preposterous story or the lie winningly told. The baron also left his mark in medical circles. The Munchausen syndrome, named after him, is defined as a condition characterized by the feigning of the symptoms of a disease or injury in order to undergo diagnostic tests, hospitalization, or medical or surgical treatment.


Thus making you not only a lair and a cheat, but also a mental little fucker that most propably will feign his death to finally get some attention from his crack-addicted mother when she can find the key to the basement in which he was locked away, o well, since birth I would say. Your name becomes you, Karl Friedrich Anus von Munchausen, it really becomes you. :)

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

But I am sorry to say I have slain your turkeys, burned your crops, pillaged your town, taken your wives, and am now riding into the sunset upon your horses whilst I wave my sword in the air like Baron Munchausen.


Baron Munchausen, full name was Karl Friedrich Hieronymous von Munchausen. Munchhausen's name became associated with the amusingly preposterous story or the lie winningly told. The baron also left his mark in medical circles. The Munchausen syndrome, named after him, is defined as a condition characterized by the feigning of the symptoms of a disease or injury in order to undergo diagnostic tests, hospitalization, or medical or surgical treatment.


Thus making you not only a lair and a cheat, but also a mental little fucker that most propably will feign his death to finally get some attention from his crack-addicted mother when she can find the key to the basement in which he was locked away, o well, since birth I would say. Your name becomes you, Karl Friedrich Anus von Munchausen, it really becomes you. :)






Is that your sad atrempt to try and flame me?
Be careful there, junior! Leave the long words to the fascist dictators and dicktaters.


Lets ride with the family down the street.
Throught the courtesy of Fred's two feet.
Exit, stage left.

[WTF]

No, actually it was a way to get you to post again. Your post are always so.... spacey, really wacky. But please continue, because I really don't mind that you thinking is so slow, it is just that you usually post faster than you think. Luckily in Mock Wars that is immediately forgiven. :/

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

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[WTF]

My prayer was a very short one: Oh Lord, please make my enemies ridiculous. God has granted my wish. :)

[Emu]

this is the worst fucking thread ever :(

[FS]

shut up, it's working.

[WTF]

Yes, I agree. :/

But I am doomed to stay here until Chojin decides otherwise. So most propably it will become the LONGEST worst fucking thread ever in Mock history. Can YOU live with that? :)

[Dr. Fu]

omgwtflollorpops.

You mean that WE were the ones that dragged you into this thread?

Not so, bucko.

[WTF]

Bucko?? :eek

Your not a doctor, you are a vet impersonating a doctor. How sad! :(

I am now convinced that your character was actually created right in the beginning to ensure that people like me that are confined to a thread on Mock Wars are ensured utmost boredom up to the point that they just finish themselves off. They just provide you with a new post count each time.

FU, Shut up please please PLEASE >:

[Dr. Fu]

Bucko?? :eek

Your not a doctor, you are a vet impersonating a doctor. How sad! :(

I am now convinced that your character was actually created right in the beginning to ensure that people like me that are confined to a thread on Mock Wars are ensured utmost boredom up to the point that they just finish themselves off. They just provide you with a new post count each time.

FU, Shut up please please PLEASE >:

What the hell are you talking about?

The name "Dr. Fu" was created because i felt like it.

I can't have my character created at the beginning, because I HAD JUST REGISTERED TWO DAYS AGO. NYAH, beyotch.

In fact I'm beginning to start to believe the same for you.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

WTF hates everyone.


He secretly likes to hump trashcans and his one main goal in life is to destroy Jixby, Mad Max, and Chojin in a horrific fiery holocaust of shit and brimstone.



KEEP HIM HERE WITH US.
ONE OF US, WTF.

one of us
one of us



turkey turkey turkey hamster.

[Anonymous]

this is like watching a cock-fight wherein all the roosters' beaks are removed

[Dr. Fu]

Are you calling us cocks?


:P

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

The chicken is Buddha's noblest creature.


Use it.
Dont abuse it.

[Anonymous]

so the birds are just like, beating each other with their faces.

[Terra]

Are you calling us cocks?


:P

You have no cock. Sit down and shut the fuck up and watch the CHICKENS fight. >:

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Chickens are peaceful creatures......


Unlike their cousins to the north.


The north Gods.

(baconus-buttfukyus)

Oh where is the carton of empty.

http://www.smoovek.com/blood.jpg

[Terra]

Oh shit.

This has been brought to us by another fat fuck.

[Dr. Fu]

This has been brought to us by another fat fuck.

Which one?

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Oh shit.

This has been brought to us by another fat fuck.


I post a picture and you assume its me?

And you call me the dumbass.

Pardonst me whilst I larf loudly.

Ohhhhhhh........



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[Mr. Vagiclean]

aha i bet your face goes all crazy while you force yourself to write such wakky (lOL) shit with your chihuaua in one hand and a sponger in another ahah what a wow i am going LO iwth the FLO man CRackin

[Dr. Fu]

aha i bet your face goes all crazy while you force yourself to write such wakky (lOL) shit with your chihuaua in one hand and a sponger in another ahah what a wow i am going LO iwth the FLO man CRackin

Crack kills.

[Mad man]

Who ja ja wha wha!

[Phunman]

This is the phunest thread in All of I-mockery! I can full the dark pawer of phun!

[MetalMilitia]

ITS FUN. THERE IS NO PH IN FUN.

[Dr. Fu]

ITS FUN. THERE IS NO PH IN FUN.

Yes, but there is an Fu in fun.

[ArrowX]

I find it humorous because their "Flame war" has yet to produce anything remotely funny. And I'm pretty sure they think its hysterical.

[Dr. Fu]

Oh, it's not hysterical. It's pure hilarity. It's so hilarious I'm splitting my spleens from the laughter.

It makes me pickle my bananas and roffl my waffles.

Ahem.

[ArrowX]

I want to kill you

[GADZOOKS]

http://www.mcphee.com/pixlarge/10500.jpg

[Dr. Fu]

I want to kill you

Go right ahead.

[WTF]

Chickens are peaceful creatures......


Unlike their cousins to the north.


The north Gods.

(baconus-buttfukyus)

Oh where is the carton of empty.

http://www.smoovek.com/blood.jpg


Mubart, you fat fucktard, it doesn't help very much when you read "Sex for Dummies" and then skip the section that informs you about periods and "that time of the month". You idiot!!!! :rolleyes

[WTF]

You are as utterly non-eventful as Helen Keller performing a one-woman version of "Westside Story." :rolleyes

[WTF]

YES, you would! :/

[WTF]

ItalianWhatever,

Kid, accept it, there is no reason why you do all of the above other than you are gayer than Richard Simmons in a bonny Easter bonnet. Now, beat it, Bumboy. >:

[McMock]

I'm quoting the forum :)

[GADZOOKS]

BREAK THE INTERNET

[McMock]

I can do this in every thread I want. It's a special trick I discovered in another forum.

[Dr. Fu]

I'm quoting the forum :)

Wow. I'm astonished.

Really, I am.

[Anonymous]

Okay! The next person to post something really gay and long and destructive to the thread gets a temporary ban! Yeah!

[Anonymous]

More great news!

Fu, I thought we agreed that you wouldn't go idiotically traipsing around General Blabber! Fags, if you break this thread, then the idiots will post elsewhere, so cut it out! Yeah, all right!

[WTF]

O, this is just great, bloody great. I am left on an island with:

Fu (in essense a retarded doctor that consoles himself for the stupid things he says by the praise he gives himself afterwards for saying them), and FU if you don't know it by now, CHOJIN IS THE MODERATOR, OK. :rolleyes


Spacey (in essence a spacey guy that I don't mind thinking so slowly; but that I do mind posting faster than he thinks) :rolleyes


ArrowX (in essence the inventor of stupidty or more factual the FAT inventor of stupidy by threathing to kill someone over the internet), :rolleyes


Phun (in essence not too clever by half, but definately too stupid by three-quarters), :rolleyes


and cocks with no beaks. :rolleyes



There is just no breaks, no breaks at all! :/ :tear

[Dr. Fu]

WTF, I recommend you to stop your fucking whining right now.

[WTF]

It will take me a few seconds to speak to you about this. But sadly it will take me a few hours to describe it to you, idiot. I hate you. Shut up. >:

[Dr. Fu]

It will take me a few seconds to speak to you about this. But sadly it will take me a few hours to describe it to you, idiot. I hate you. Shut up. >:

Did I just not tell you to stop whining?

This is great.

The more you whine the more I'll talk in this thread.




There is a saying. "Don't Feed the Troll."

You are feeding him five-star hotel food right now.

[WTF]

Good God Fu, did you say "Troll"? :eek

Is there absolutely no shame in you? No dignity at all? :(

You just claim titles left, right and centre! First it was Dr. and "l33t" and now TROLL!

If I were to say to you that I'm neither fat nor a teenager , would you claim that title too? :/

What is this world coming too?!

[Dr. Fu]

Good God Fu, did you say "Troll"? :eek

Is there absolutely no shame in you? No dignity at all? :(

You just claim titles left, right and centre! First it was Dr. and "l33t" and now TROLL!

If I were to say to you that I'm neither fat nor a teenager , would you claim that title too? :/

What is this world coming too?!

well, you have to be able to laugh at yourself you know.

Let's be honest here. I AM TROLLING ON THESE FORUMS. I AM TROLLING. TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLL TROLLY FUCKING TROLL.

Mmk?

Wait, are you calling me a fat teenager?

Also, Chojin, I'll stay out of Blabber, mmk?

[Emu]

for someone with a ph.d. you're pretty fucking stupid

[WTF]

Well, now that we have all the hostility out of the way, we can talk.

Well are you?

I mean...... a fat teenager trolling on the internet? and why not?

[Dr. Fu]

for someone with a ph.d. you're pretty fucking stupid

Heh. I thought somewhere back yonder pages WTF said I was a vet imposter.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

WTF, you remind me of a pickled pepper I knew once who went by the name of Quimspack Mctwat.


Oh those were sad times.
:boot

Also, wtf, your insults suck ballz.
But so do ballsuckers.
What is a ballsucker, you vomit?


Why its a hideous animal. And it sucks balls.


(suckus ballus) a member of the mammal family.

[Dr. Fu]

WTF, I have to agree with Zekey.

Your insults suck to the point of where I take them non-insultingly.

But isn't that new.

[WTF]

for someone with a ph.d. you're pretty fucking stupid

Heh. I thought somewhere back yonder pages WTF said I was a vet imposter.

Yes double heh, heh, Fu your idiot. Go back and read the post again and the "vet" I was referring to was a "veterinarian" (You know the person that works with dogs and stuff??). You should study the lost art of finding the definition of words in dictionaries. :/


WTF, you remind me of a pickled pepper I knew once who went by the name of Quimspack Mctwat.


Oh those were sad times.

Also, wtf, your insults suck ballz.
But so do ballsuckers.
What is a ballsucker, you vomit?


Why its a hideous animal. And it sucks balls.


(suckus ballus) a member of the mammal family.

For God's sake, ZekeySpaceyLizard, a mock in your mouth is no mocking matter! :eek :lol


There once was a lizard and a doctor alone on an island and given that the lizards nickname was Baron Munchausen (a name he himself so deftly choose) the lizard was tempted to spindle yarns so soothingly filled with bullshit and stupidity that it really really became a bore. So the doctor thought about using the gentle art of deception when he saw the lizard again. But the lizard was not as stupid as the doctor originally thought. The lizard saw this coming and when the doctor ask him to please tell one more of his "adventurous" stories the lizard slipped in quickly with something that he was working on for nights at an end.


So the lizard responded with: "Hi Doctor, I am somewhat of an idiot and bullshitter myself, but occasionally I like to listen to an expert like you. Please continue!" The doctor unfortunately did: :/


Zekey, I have to agree with you.

WTF, your insults suck to the point of where I take them non-insultingly.

But isn't that new.


Now sit together and plan something interesting as a comeback, idiots. :chatter :lol

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

:aok


Take THAT, Wtf, you pretzel sturgeon!

[Dr. Fu]

WTF.

Shut up.

There is a brain inside that walnut head of yours. Use it.

For fucks sake, you yourself are instigating the trouble while you blame it on us for keeping you here.

If you would have just shut your mouth, you would probably be out of here now.

The story you made was basically a way of saying, "Oh em jees u 2 used t3h same ting 2 insult mi". Which, also, is just denoting a point.

Stop being such a disgruntled, selfish noob and stop pissing around with us.

Because it's obvious that you're just masking your stupidity by insulting us when you clearly don't know what to do.

[WTF]

Now how the hell am I going to speak to anyone if I shut-up? THAT does not make sense. So your advise is if I stop posting, then I will be unbanned? You must be jocking me???

:/

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Chewbacca is a wookie!


And so is my spleen.
Its nasty and its yellow with small sopts of green
I should not have drunk the oil
That dripped out a machine

[WTF]

Spacey,

You suffer from a disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when the others wish to talk.

If you cant make sense, shut up and let me speak to Fu.

[Dr. Fu]

You're out of things to say.

That was one of the lamest comebacks ever.

Fact: Whenever you try a comeback, don't try to fuck around with the technicalities, because that just shows what a paranoid shiteater you are.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Spacey,

You suffer from a disorder which renders the sufferer unable to curb his tongue when the others wish to talk.

If you cant make sense, shut up and let me speak to Fu.


Now you listen to me you fascist sausage.
I never had relations with that trash can. And no matter how many times you try to skull-fuck with me, you wont make me admit a single potato sponge. So I suggest you wiggle woggle winky wooky wacky woohoo your sweet patoot onto the 3rd moon of Jupiter.
Or else I am gonna open up a can of broccoli and okra.
And I swear by the NECRONOMICON, That it shall vanquish the dangling vaginal excretion known as gingivitis.

[WTF]

Illuminating! Now that sounds much better and at least we can get a mock war going here. :)

Come on Spacey, now try at least and make fucking sense.


:)

[WTF]

Now Spacey, that was the gayest mock that ever had the privilidge to grace this forum. Well done :/

[Dr. Fu]

Now Spacey, I am the gayest mock forum user that ever had the privilidge to grace this forum. Well done for me!

I sort of made your quote make more sense.

[WTF]

Now I have to AFK for a while. But continue you idiots and I will deal with you later. >:

[liquidstatik]

BATTLE OF THE NOOBS

PT.1

Location - ARENA OF JUSTICE!!

TODAYS CONTENDERS -
WTF
ZekeySpaceyLizard
Dr. Fu

[Dr. Fu]

Place bets.

[liquidstatik]

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[Dr. Fu]

So, that's 66 avatars for me, eh?

MMhm.

Next?

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

http://www.planetquake.com/speedy/shite/elek.jpg




Do you?

[WTF]

Blah @ Fu,

You have lost the first one idiot right about......now!

Only losers in a mock war use a changed quote against their opponents. Don't please don't loose it as yet. I still want some fun in here, ok. :/

WTF @ Spacey,

No wonder you have chives! The only thing you have really said in your post, albeit wackey spacey something, is that you will not, no sirree I will not, not like in a hundrends years will I not, no fucking way, not ever ever ever till the day I die, respond to WTF.

Is that like a "secret" strategy no-one knows about. So you Would you step into the arena and then go: "You can hit me as much as you want, and WILL proof the strongest by not hitting back at you. No sir, I am more NOBLEST!" Then the guy hit your sorry ass to the ground and then you complain to the WBA that that was most unfair, and all? Press Enter-key now and Return to the General Blabber Forum please, thank you. :/

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Has anyone seen my marmoset?

[WTF]

Has anyone seen my marmoset?

http://www.themanwhofellasleep.com/marmoset.jpg

I found it. Can we be friends now?

[WTF]

So, that's 66 avatars for me, eh?

MMhm.

Next?

Fu, whilst you are waiting for more bets. The war has ended. Please get your sorry ass into the peace negotiations and lets get started, loser.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

I am a friend to the world.


But barb-b-q-ing little old ladies just makes me say "Bratwurst"

[WTF]

Good God. What is it like to be ZekeySpaceyLizard? :eek

Is it like being a lizard?

I imagine lizards and ZekeySpacey have
a dim perception that nature has played
a cruel trick on them, but they lack
the intelligence to really comprehend
the magnitude of it. :/

[Bionic Sheep]

Look, you all suck.

But I lie.

I always lie.

WTF, you are sexy. Sexy like lamposts. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. I'm, too sexy for my ears, so sexy that I fall over and die.

:(

Spread the love. And the butter.

[Dr. Fu]

WTF, this is pure utter BULLSHIT.


Who told you the war was over? You instigated it, and with a magical poof, it's over?

When did you say it was over?

What the hell are you saying?

Who said I lost?

You like shoes?

Anyway, WTF, you are the most idiotic person I've met on the internet, constantly wiping away your footprints, insulting people, and when they come up with something you can't rebuke, you say that the war is over.

That's the beauty and also the achilles heel of the internet.

You clearly suck copious amounts of shit.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Heres a llama
Theres a llama
And another little llama
Fuzzy llama funny llama
Llama llama llama DUCK!

If you ever see a llama
Kiss a llama
On the llama
Half a llama
Twice a llama
Llama llama llama DUCK!

[WTF]

Fu, is still staring at his 66 avatars and waiting for more bets!?

It makes me think of this guy ones that would reply
on a post, hahaha, but then return to his own post
first to glance admiringly at his handiwork for 5 minutes and
that ended-up losing everything.

Like narcisscus you know. Fu, that is greek, ok? Nothing to do
with l33t-speak or anything. use Google to help you
dictionary the word. But do come back please and don't get hooked. :)

[Dr. Fu]

Fu, is still staring at his 66 avatars and waiting for more bets!?

It makes me think of this guy ones that would reply
on a post, hahaha, but then return to his own post
first to glance admiringly at his handiwork for 5 minutes and
that ended-up losing everything.

Like narcisscus you know. Fu, that is greek, ok? Nothing to do
with l33t-speak or anything. use Google to help you
dictionary the word. But do come back please and don't get hooked. :)

I'm not waiting for more bets. I'm not narcisscant, and I know what that means.

You are clearly trying to find the weak point in all my posts, and attacking them as if they stuck out like a sore thumb.

I'd rather you not reply than leave a half-assed comeback, because that was one of the worst I've seen.

Is this a 12 year old trying to be tough? Yes it is.

Slow down there tiger. Easy there, champ. Yessir, don't hurt yourself.

[Bionic Sheep]

My children, you have all sinned.

Now die.

But dance with me first. Dance the dance of Helga's undergarments.

Arf. I said pants, but I didn't say pants.

That's funny, right?

Right?

Somebody?

Anybody?

:(

[WTF]

Lookee, lookee here,

Zekey and Dr. Fu having an intelligent conversation at last.

You both look so well HAPPY! :)

http://shogun.shafted.com.au/temp/llama.jpg

[WTF]

My children, you have all sinned.

Now die.

But dance with me first. Dance the dance of Helga's undergarments.

Arf. I said pants, but I didn't say pants.

That's funny, right?

Right?

Somebody?

Anybody?

:(

I know the feeling :/

No, it is funny :(

[Bionic Sheep]

See? We're getting somewhere.

Well, not literally. I'm sitting in my chair. But the chair has wheels, so if I wanted to I could go somewhere.

I can hear band aid in the other room. It's actually quite good this year. Well, I think so.

Thoughts?

[Dr. Fu]

Lookee, lookee here,

Zekey and Dr. Fu having an intelligent conversation at last.

You both look so well HAPPY! :)

So you decide to comeback with a stupid picture? And question our intelligence?

Lookee here, Lookee here.

You are a fucking moron to have started this and not even know a way to end it. You are a fucking moron because you dont even know how to rebuke any of my replies, and instead you twat around with a fucking picture to try to insult me.

Well, Boo Frickin Hoo.

It's morons like you who weigh this board down with stupidity.

You clearly suck at life. Please exit it.

[Dr. Fu]

I will also ignore your replies now, because you aren't worth my time. Go ahead and say anything. I don't fucking care anymore.

[WTF]

Well, Bionic, I think Fu and Zeckey are to bloody useless for a mock war, anyway. Looks at the response. So typical of the loser. Can you see it?

Rules on I-Mock for winning the Mock War:

- If the opponent gets angry,
- If the opponent uses the words "moron"
- If the opponet uses words like "Boo Frickin Hoo" or some similar tripe.
- If the opponent use some lame "please commit suicide" or "exit Life" as a sort of punh-out mock.

Please Fu, leave your panties inside. You are walking home naked. :/

Hi Bionic, How are you? At least you make some sense. :)

[WTF]

I will also ignore your replies now, because you aren't worth my time. Go ahead and say anything. I don't fucking care anymore.

Dr. Fu says: "I've just been grossly insulted. I overheard WTF saying that he would offer me $20.00 to ignore his replies in the Mock War Forum on I-Mockery.
Zekey: " Dr. Fu , that's fucking outrageous man, you stick firm at $25.00 and you'll get it" :/

Relax, Fu. Mock wars is never really serious ok. :)

Ok, This is not a mock, ok. Are your from the US? :)

[Terra]

Wow, all this brings a single tear to my eye. I can remember the days of my first eviscerations and fumbling attempts.

Ah. Good memories.

[Bionic Sheep]

I make sense?

Buggery!

What have I been doing with my life? :(

I'm good, thanks. Yourself?

[Dr. Fu]

- If the opponent gets angry,
- If the opponent uses the words "moron"
- If the opponet uses words like "Boo Frickin Hoo" or some similar tripe.
- If the opponent use some lame "please commit suicide" or "exit Life" as a sort of punh-out mock.

I said the post above was my final post, but it looks like I'm going to have to scratch that post and burn it.

I'm not doing a fucking mock war. Mock wars are stupid.

Also, note that NONE of the mock war losers actually said the above? I think someone died and gave you permission to edit the mock war rules above, eh?

Seriously.

If you have nothing to say, don't say it.

If I wanted to hear from a fucking asshole from you, I'd fart.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Four score and seven beers ago I vomited.




Good day. :/

[WTF]

[quote="Dr. FuI said the post above was my final post, but it looks like I'm going to have to scratch that post and burn it.[/quote]

:lol :lol

This one I will let you slip by, FU >:

I fucking serious ok! Are you from the US?

[Dr. Fu]

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I'd fart.

Did you say something?

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

Masturbation.
No breathing.
Dont give a fuck if I cut my dick bleeding.


(guitar solo)


THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!
THIS IS PALM SPRINGS RESORT!
THIS PLACE HAS POOLS AND SPORTS!
AND THIS IS NOT A RETORT!
WOOGLE WOOGLE BLORT BLORT!

[Bionic Sheep]

Children.

Mock war is now over.

Fu, he's being friendly.

I'm in the UK. :o omh limey scumsucker :p

And yourself?

[WTF]

Well Bionic, I am trying at least.

I am from South Africa right at the bottom of Africa and my first language is actually "Afrikaans". It is like a sort of "Flemish". Google it and you will get more info. :)

My english is thus not that good and I must admit that I need to post with the dictionary next to me. :/

It is like that word Terra used "eviscerate" in her post. I had no coocking clue what it means and man, was I scrambling for the dictionary for that one, hey. :lol

[Dr. Fu]

I liiiiike to eat pieeee
I got 68 pieee

Want pie now.

[Bionic Sheep]

Heh.

Soooo, I can cause a mad scramble in your humble abode simply by vocalizing a desire to utilise protracted and, indeed, extended passages which may appear obstreperous to someone whose native tongue is not English?

Arf. :p

[WTF]

Well Bionic, I am trying at least.

I am from South Africa right at the bottom of Africa and my first language is actually "Afrikaans". It is like a sort of "Flemish". Google it and you will get more info. :)

My english is thus not that good and I must admit that I need to post with the dictionary next to me. :/

It is like that word Terra used "eviscerate" in her post. I had no coocking clue what it means and man, was I scrambling for the dictionary for that one, hey. :lol

[WTF]

Heh.

Soooo, I can cause a mad scramble in your humble abode simply by vocalizing a desire to utilise protracted and, indeed, extended passages which may appear obstreperous to someone whose native tongue is not English?

Arf. :p

Dictionary, dictionary and more dictionary!!! :lol

[Dr. Fu]

But the Nazi Crabs are coming!


Get onto the zeppelin!

[Guitar Woman]

Shut up, all of you.

[WTF]

Spaz, english is your first language! What is your excuse??

:lol

[Guitar Woman]

.............What?

[WTF]

For jumping straight into our thread and not understanding what Cohjin has said right in the beginning. hat raises serious question for your understanding of the english language although it is your native tongue :/

[WTF]

And o yes, Spaz, for not getting the trick I just played on you, because you are now wasting time scrolling to page 1 to read Cohjin's posts and thus wasting time on flaming me. :/

Hi Bionic :)

Hi Fu :)

Hi Spacey :)

Buy-buy Spaz :/

[Guitar Woman]

.............What?

[WTF]

Ouch :/

I should have waited a little longer with the second reply.

:lol

[Bionic Sheep]

Arf indeed. :D

/me gets married to everyone

. . . . oh wait, martial law. I thought it said marital.

On that note, I hereby declare that we need a new Mockery Only thread from which we can shout at each other and post inanely.

[ZekeySpaceyLizard]

:lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :squigly :suicide :bestthread :wah :rave




If those dont express my opinions on the subject, then frankly I dont know what does.

[WTF]

Jip Bionic!

.............What?

Welcome Spaz, don't be rude now. All this being yourself bullshit is for anime lovers :/

[WTF]

:lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :squigly :suicide :bestthread :wah :rave




If those dont express my opinions on the subject, then frankly I dont know what does.

Why am I missing the :chatter emoticon, hmmm? :rolleyes

[Phunman]

ACES HIGH!
There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.

Jump in the cockpit and start up the engines
Remove all the wheelblocks there's no time to waste
Gathering speed as we head down the runway
Gotta get airborne before it's too late.

Running, scrambling, flying
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live. Aces high.

Move in to fire at the mainstream of bombers
Let off a sharp burst and then turn away
Roll over, spin round and come in behind them
Move to their blindsides and firing again.

Bandits at 8 O'clock move in behind us
Ten ME-109's out of the sun
Ascending and turning our spitfires to face them
Heading straight for them I press down my guns

Rolling, turning, diving
Rolling, turning, diving, going in again
Run, live to fly, fly to live, do or die
Run, live to fly, fly to live, Aces high.

[WTF]

O my God, you CAN spell! :eek

What phun :rolleyes