CynicalDave [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Anonymous

Mar 12th, 2003, 11:54 AM

This is your thread. If you plan to post, do not leave it or this forum.

I'm warning you.

However, if you'd like a place where you can post wherever and whatever you want, try this link (http://www.brawl-hall.com).

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 11:57 AM

why? what will you do if i dont/do????

HUH?

Les Waste

Mar 12th, 2003, 11:58 AM

Then nobody will like you.

Oh wait. Too late.

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 11:59 AM

Ya I know

Anonymous

Mar 12th, 2003, 11:59 AM

Dave, I've met "RoG" in person. Twice. And have known him online since the late nineties. Shouldn't you be kissing my ass and asking far less questions?

glowbelly

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:01 PM

i met rog too so you can kiss my butt also, please and thanks.

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:02 PM

Ok well do me the favor of reading the subtitle to this forum...well in case you cant read:

Discuss, rant, argue, babble... do whatever the hell ya want here!

So why is it that im being silenced? im am not the only retard in here! What about Les Waste? He monopolized every thred that came out today. Why not silence him?

Frankly id just like to say that i can do as i damn well please

Anonymous

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:02 PM

Glow?

He's -RoG-.

:rolleyes

Anonymous

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:03 PM

Dave? That's great. Just keep it in the thread and we'll get along famously.

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:06 PM

well, like everyone else here, i can vent wherever i damn well please......give Les Shit(Waste, whatever) his own thred too....and while your at it, give everyone there own thred......

I am gonna post in places where i wanna, and i dont think you should try using blackmail to stop me "Oh, i know RoG" I dont care, ok? Let him deal with me. I have seen way worse people in these forums then me, so give it up. I do promise, however, to keep my posts at a respectful level

noob3

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:07 PM

i can do cartwheels

Les Waste

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:07 PM

So why is it that im being silenced? im am not the only retard in here! What about Les Waste? He monopolized every thred that came out today. Why not silence him?
Yeah, but I'm not an idiot who is not funny at all yet assumes I'm the funniest thing M*A*S*H*, and every single one of my posts was not followed by several different posts by several different people saying how much I suck and how much I should shut up.

You are a retard, and I hope to god that you're someone's character. However, if you're not, I hope your parents get AIDS from sharing needles with strangers and die within the next year.

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:09 PM

see what i mean? he responds to everything I say....god he must be more of a loser than I am!

He just proves my point about people everytime he utters a message.......

Anonymous

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:11 PM

I am gonna post in places where i wanna, and i dont think you should try using blackmail to stop me "Oh, i know RoG" I dont care, ok? Let him deal with me.
That wasn't the point. Judging by the amount you were licking his bits up and down in the other thread, I should be in a close second for having actually seen him before, right?

So, by the power of ~.,'*RoG*',.~, I tell you to stay in this thread.

noob3

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:13 PM

yeh, dave! les shit is a fucking dildo eatin' queer fuck.... i bet his mom rapes babies!

thes guys are just big cunt flaps, dude.. they hassl everyone cuz they got beat up in school for being pansys........

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:14 PM

and by the power of "I dont give a flying fuck" Im gonna do whatever the hell i want to because i can. And do you know what? You are a hypocrit for telling me not to express my thoughts, whilest you are expressing yours and trying to silence me. It simply doesnt work

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:14 PM

and i dont hassle anyone unless they hassle me

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:15 PM

lol thats so true

noob3

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:15 PM

fuck yea man fight the power!

Anonymous

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:18 PM

See? You can post all you want in your own thread.

He's happy in here, guys. :)

And like a goldfish, his container will never fail to entertain him on account of his memory being a fraction as extended as his weenster is for Roger.

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:18 PM

Ok you are a complete dumbfuck

Anonymous

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:19 PM

But at least you think this is the best site ever.

At least you've got that.

At least.

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:20 PM

Let's bolt Captain Robo down in this thread so Cynical Dave can enjoy his company.

And install buttons with which to feed him.

starz

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:24 PM

what was the purpose of this thread?

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:25 PM

to "contain" me

Protoclown

Mar 12th, 2003, 12:29 PM

If "containing you" involves tying you up and beating you in the face with hammers, consider me to be very happy indeed. :)

You're not so much cynical as you are whiney and annoying. Maybe you could just be "Whiney and Annoying Dave" instead.

Anonymous

Mar 12th, 2003, 01:01 PM

Let's bolt Captain Robo down in this thread so Cynical Dave can enjoy his company.

And install buttons with which to feed him.
http://www.popndeth.com/imock/cynicaldave.jpg

Anonymous

Mar 12th, 2003, 01:05 PM

I doubt cynicaldave is that cute

Jixby Phillips

Mar 12th, 2003, 01:25 PM

Thanks to this thread, I'll be able to laugh very hard whenever CynicalDave claims that he's over our heads :)

sadie

Mar 12th, 2003, 01:36 PM

dave, what kind of ice cream do you like best?

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 01:58 PM

Thanks for immortalizing me in picture.

and i love strawberry ice creame

Anonymous

Mar 12th, 2003, 01:58 PM

From: CynicalDave
To: Chojin
Posted: Wed Mar 12, 2003 1:54 pm
Subject: STOP
Ok, listen. FUCK OFF YOU RETARD! Please for the sake of OUR embarrasment, stfu and mind your own buisness. Seriously, get a life dumbass

sadie

Mar 12th, 2003, 02:02 PM

dave, dave. calm down, there. anyone who likes strawberry ice cream can't be all bad.

whenever you get all riled up and defensive, just picture yourself indulging in a heaping bowl of real strawberry ice cream. moan a little even, if it helps.

maybe then, you'll end up saving yourself from looking like a pure retard all the fucking time. okay?

YOU CAN DO IT. :)

Spectre X

Mar 12th, 2003, 02:05 PM

I'm sad, because nobody makes threads for me, but I'm happy because of that, because it means I'm not as hated as CynicalDave, who can be pretty funny sometimes, but it could also mean that you guys care so little about me that you won't even take the difficulties to make a thread for me, because I am so pathetic.

if anybody quotes this, I suggest for them not to fall asleep, unless they want to find out that they have been brutally murdered by a giant, baby-eating, laser eyed robot when they wake up.

Captain Robo

Mar 12th, 2003, 02:32 PM

Les Shit(Waste, whatever)

COMEDY GOLD :lol

Mar 12th, 2003, 02:37 PM

Sorry Robo. You can't leave this thread anymore. We need to keep you here to prevent Cynical Dave from breeding.

Chojin: :rock

sadie

Mar 12th, 2003, 02:38 PM

robo, that's like a microcosm of your overall suckitude.

mburbank

Mar 12th, 2003, 02:51 PM

Hey, Dave? Who silenced you, man? 'Cause they did a really bad job and I want to talk to them about the quality of their workmanship.

Oh, and just FYI, if you want anybody to believe you've been silenced, for like, pity or righteosuness or whatever, you need to shut the fuck up.

'Cause right now? You're not very believeably silenced. See, that would be quieter. I n the you posting department.

Rongi

Mar 12th, 2003, 03:57 PM

:worship Chojin for making this thread :)

Esuohlim

Mar 12th, 2003, 04:07 PM

"Les Shit(Waste, whatever)"

>:
This is exactly why everyone hates you. Well, not exactly, but one of the dominant qualities that you are so full of. Exceedingly clever comments like these = Everyone hates you not because you made fun of them, but because you failed miserably at it.

You give newbies a bad name. >:

Rongi

Mar 12th, 2003, 04:10 PM

Esuohlim, shut the fuck up, you're no worse then him.

The Unseen

Mar 12th, 2003, 04:15 PM

How did Dave get so many people to hate him in so little time? And also, can people get banned/frozen off of the messageboards....*hint**hint* to RoG.....

Les Waste

Mar 12th, 2003, 04:15 PM

Down boy. Milhouse backwards isn't bad.

And he's a hell of a lot better when compared with CynicalDave

Rongi

Mar 12th, 2003, 04:17 PM

he's a hell of a lot better when compared with CynicalDave

I'll give him that

But that's all :(

wreckreation

Mar 12th, 2003, 05:10 PM

rongi, shut the fuck up, you're no worse then him.

Rongi

Mar 12th, 2003, 05:11 PM

Hello wreck :)

Esuohlim

Mar 12th, 2003, 05:13 PM

Esuohlim, shut the fuck up, you're no worse then him.

No one will say that when I get 800 more posts. :/

Rongi

Mar 12th, 2003, 05:14 PM

What?

Esuohlim

Mar 12th, 2003, 05:17 PM

No one likes me because I'm new.

For the record though, I've never created a topic, let alone a retarded one. At least give me that.

Helm

Mar 12th, 2003, 05:23 PM

And install buttons with which to feed him.

And then like, not press them! :lol

As to Esuohlim, he's okay. And he's right, when some time passes, even retarded fucks like you, Rongi, will be going all likey likey and omg that's funny.

Jebus

Mar 12th, 2003, 05:24 PM

I do promise, however, to keep my posts at a respectful level

Broken promises... :tear

Jebus

Mar 12th, 2003, 05:31 PM

Esuohlim, shut the fuck up, you're no worse then him.

Do you mean....no better? :pointsoutretardedstatementsnazi

The Unseen

Mar 12th, 2003, 05:53 PM

I like wrong and eusoholism a lot, i think Rongi is usually funny and eusoholism is not awful at all

MaskedMonk

Mar 12th, 2003, 06:01 PM

I would agree, just because the keyboard is capable of typing insults doesn't mean you have to use them in every post.

Les Waste

Mar 12th, 2003, 07:39 PM

I HAVE DECIDED TO MAKE A COMIC ABOUT THE LIFE AND TIMES OF CYNICAL DAVE, IT STARS HIM AND IT IS NARRATED BY HIM PLEASE ENJOY IT ;) ;)

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista55/CynicalDave1.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista55/CynicalDave2.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista55/CynicalDave3.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista55/CynicalDave4.txt

http://www.geocities.com/sandinista55/CynicalDave5.txt

sadie

Mar 12th, 2003, 07:42 PM

:lol :love :lol

Captain Robo

Mar 12th, 2003, 07:42 PM

I'm not worthy! :(

Psycho Squid

Mar 12th, 2003, 07:51 PM

I doubt Cynical Dave has ever seen Fletch.

Ninjavenom

Mar 12th, 2003, 07:53 PM

Once again bobo has struck gold. :kissass

:)

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 07:53 PM

shit thats the funniest!!!!!!!!

CynicalDave

Mar 12th, 2003, 07:55 PM

now i got some pics from both you AND Chojin!

Anyone else care to make up humors pics about me? If so, i started a new thread for that!

Les Waste

Mar 12th, 2003, 08:03 PM

YOU'RE JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU WERE BORN PREMATURELY :rolleyes

YEAH WELL AT LEAST I WASN'T A PREMATURE BABY, FAG :rolleyes

FartinMowler

Mar 12th, 2003, 08:11 PM

How come this guy gets better comics than me Les Waste? There actually funny and they have sodomy and cow jokes. that just sucks.

Les Waste

Mar 12th, 2003, 08:15 PM

YEAH BUT THE STORIES DEPICTED IN THE TALES ABOUT YOU WEREN'T JOKES >:

SHAME ON YOU >:

Mar 13th, 2003, 02:50 AM

Best damn comic EVER. :lol

ItalianStereotype

Mar 13th, 2003, 03:09 AM

meh. it was okay. :/

LegoLars

Mar 13th, 2003, 04:15 AM

in my opinion, you're annoying as fuck sometimes rongi.
more newbie bashing, i think it was milhouse backwards this time.
you need to calm down! take newbs for what they are, not what you want them to be.

Thanks :)

/lars

Professor Cool

Mar 13th, 2003, 05:08 AM

I thought he would have a tail, that hellbeast! >:

No wonder why he is an idiot, he hasnt evolved :(