NEW SHORT: "HOLLYWOOD DISASTERS: GARFIELD!"

[Mockery]

In this first Shorts piece of the Hollywood Disaster series, Pjalne takes a look at the steaming pile of shit known as "Garfield the Movie" and what could've been done to save it from doom. I still say nothing could save it, because it's... well... it's Garfield. Still, I definitely like the direction he's moving it in...

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/hollywood-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/hollywood)
NEW SHORT: "Hollywood Disasters: Garfield the Movie" -by Pjalne
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/hollywood

Enjoy!

[FS]

brrrilliant.

[Helm]

Pjalne has written better stuff, but the photoshops make it worth it. I'd pay to see a 2 hour drawn-out garfield skit if it had that cast and in the suits.

[ziggytrix]

I kinda wanna see this movie now. :(

[Emu]

The only thing interesting about this movie would be watching Bill Murray's career sink lower into the depths of shilldom. It's one of those spectacles that's disgusting, but interesting to watch, like a train wreck or a sewer flood.

[FartinMowler]

That was the smartest and sadest thing you have ever written Emu :/

[Spooky]

http://img76.exs.cx/img76/5599/garfmill.gif

[FS]

Some six to eight years ago, I LOLed at just about any Garfield. Now if I read a Garfield comic it seems vaguely funny because of nostalgia, and new ones don't seem funny at all anymore.

[mburbank]

Know what's really funny? Marmaduke. He's just so big and he doesn't even know it.

"Howard Huge" in parade magazine is a fuking rip off of Marmaduke and the guy who does "Howard Huge" should get his balls kicked by the guy who does Marmaduke till the swell up to the size of watermellons. the balls, not the cartoonists.

By which I mean to say, well done, Pjalne, well done.

[Guitar Woman]

That ad at the bottom should've been "Shoot the PS2 and get a free zombie!" That would be better than a PS2, because PS2 sucks, and because you could make the zombie eat peoples brains, unlike the shitty PS2. >:

[Emu]

Jesus Christ you suck father spaz

[CLICK9]

PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN :love

[pjalne]

I just saw Owning Mahoney and it was :meat !

[Jamesic]

A very enjoyable little short, but I disagree with you with the thing about putting someone in a catsuit instead of a CGI Garfield, and replacing Oddie with a stuffed animal!

With the case of Oddie, yes, it would have been better not to have a real dog playing him, but a CGI one would have been more like the comic strip!

The film itself is definitely worth seeing, especially if you like Garfield!

[Jamesic]

A very enjoyable little short, but I disagree with you with the thing about putting someone in a catsuit instead of a CGI Garfield, and replacing Oddie with a stuffed animal!

With the case of Oddie, yes, it would have been better not to have a real dog playing him, but a CGI one would have been more like the comic strip!

The film itself is definitely worth seeing, especially if you like Garfield!

When I said 'you', I meant to say the creator of the short!

Unfortunitely, I cannot edit my posts for some reason. Never mind...

[GADZOOKS]

HAHA, i just chocked on a bone, thanks Jamesic!

[pjalne]

A very enjoyable little short, but I disagree with you with the thing about putting someone in a catsuit instead of a CGI Garfield, and replacing Oddie with a stuffed animal!

Okay!