The Death Burger

[Schimid]

I'd post this in the Food Forum, but this news is way too big.

Look at THIS. (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6498304/?GT1=5809)

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/041116/041116_monsterTB.hmedium.jpg

I'm going to go get one soon, probably this weekend. Reports later, if my heart doesn't jump out my throat and run away.

[thebiggameover]

Probably no nutritionist ever imagined that a product like this would be marketed.

damnit. there isnt a Hardee’s anywhere in phoenix...

[eggyolk]

god damn :meat

[Emu]

looking at that thing is making me feel a heart attack coming on right now :(

[GADZOOKS]

Too bad it's at a Hardee's.

[DamnthatDavid]

A mom and pop place at Long Beach Washington sells one bigger. But then again, it designed to feed a family of four.

[McMock]

The beef looks like poo

[Jixby Phillips]

uh how abotu a salad INSTEAD

[Imadjinn]

Mmm... Heart failure inducing burger...

So THAT'S what one of the Simpsons twins was saying!

Twin: "I'm so hungry, I could eat at Hardee's"

Nelson: "Wow, she really is hungry"

So, they aren't very good then?

[MetalMilitia]

That picture just made me really hungry. :(

[RedLeader01]

They are just begging for more lawsuits from truck drivers who claim those burgers made them fat!

[liquidstatik]

That'd be awesome with letuce, tomatoe, and some catsup! (plus the other things yeah)

[huond]

Mmm... Heart failure inducing burger...

So THAT'S what one of the Simpsons twins was saying!

Twin: "I'm so hungry, I could eat at Hardee's"

Nelson: "Wow, she really is hungry"

So, they aren't very good then?

she says i'm so hungy i could eat at ARBY'S :rolleyes

[MrAdventure]

what is this a heart attack contest!

[darkvare]

uh how abotu a salad INSTEAD
I saw super size me, and mcdonalds saladas have more fat than big macs.

[Esuohlim]

All the Hardeeses around here turned into Tim Hortenses :(

[Ihach]

and whats so wrong with tim hortons? >:

[Esuohlim]

There's no Death Burger on the menu. >:

[Mr. Vagiclean]

what is this a heart attack contest!

:lol

[MetalMilitia]

uh how abotu a salad INSTEAD
I saw super size me, and mcdonalds saladas have more fat than big macs.

I think thats bs. I mean how much fat can you cram into a piece of letuice. It probably has more 'B11-95 Fat' but they left the long facy name out to make it sound more intersting.

[EisigerBiskuit]

dressing can kill, thats why it's called a Ceasar Salad: you get stabbed in the heart via clogged arterry

[ArrowX]

lol its liek Day after tomorrow with Hamburgers. Its getting fattier so it will disrupt the bloodflow in you body and make you Lose weight at an exsponential rate

[Zomboid]

You can't wait to get your chubby mitts on one, can you?

[Anonymous]

Why stop at one?

[bigtimecow]

that looks awesome. minus the mayo.

[eggyolk]

id hit it! :rock

[Big McLargehuge]

that looks awesome. minus the mayo.

you mean minus the fun

[Burger Lord]

...that's the stuff dreams are made of.......
and cheese

[EisigerBiskuit]

http://gougoule.com/hamburger

[Boonie]

1420 calories.

[thebiggameover]

sorry to bump an old post but i saw this and had to post it...

http://www.azcentral.com/health/diet/articles/1206monster-burger06-ON.html

The Center for Science in the Public Interest, a Washington-based advocate for nutrition and health, dubbed the Thickburgers "food porn," the Monster "the fast-food equivalent of a snuff film."

:lol

[Fahrenheit 1337]

http://gougoule.com/hamburger
is that you eating the burger?

[the_dudefather]

http://gougoule.com/hamburger

now thats a real mans burger! like the kind I expect pirates and lumberjacks eat 3 times a day

[MetalMilitia]

http://gougoule.com/hamburger

Sweet merciful crap. That looks desgusing.

[Emu]

By the time he's finished he weighs 25 more pounds.

[Schimid]

Actually, thanks for the bump. Ironically, I just ate this today.

No mayo, but add mustard and ketchup. And...

It's not so big. I'm not much of a burger conoisseur ( :( ), because I'll pick up a Quarter-Pounder with Cheese from McDonalds, or a Double Cheeseburger from Burger King, and that's about it. I was intimidated by this at first, as it truly WEIGHED a lot and looked huge looking at the outside box. Then...I bit it. I realized, I hate bacon on a hamburger. It tastes weird.

So I take off the four peices of bacon, give them to a friend, and continue. But the burger still has that kinda-bacon-y taste even after it's gone, and I get sick of it quick. Eat half, give the other half to my friend. :(

Next time, I'll ask for no bacon. Might not be a Monster Thickburger anymore, but it's still pretty huge.

[MetalMilitia]

NO BACON ?!

You crazy fool.

[Jixby Phillips]

YOU CRAZY FOOL WHY CANT YOU LIKE WHAT I LIKE JEEZ DONT YOU KNOW THAT SOME OF MY TASTE BUDS ARE NI YOUR MOUTH I MEAN COME ON I ODNT WANT YOU TO BE PUTTING A HAMBURGER WITH NO BACON ON MY TASTEBUDS THAT ARE IN YOUR MOUTH WELL ACTUALLY THATS NOT TRUE IN FACT THERES NO REASON AT ALL FOR ME TO BE SAYING THIS THE THING IS I'M JUST NOT VERY SMART AND I LET WORDS FALL OUT OF MY MOUTH BECAUSE I'M NOT GOOD AT TALKING SO I SAY THINGS LIKE "I CANT BELEIVE YOU DONT LIKE THIS FOOD THAT I LIKE YOU MUST BE CRAZY" EVEN THOUGH I PROBABLY CAN UNDERSTAND THE IDEA OF SOMEBODY NOT LIKING WHAT I LIKE IF I GIVE IT 30 SECONDS THOUGHT BUT UNFORUNATELY IT ONLY TAKES ME 20 SECONDS TO REPLY TO A POST AND AS I SAID BEFORE I AM NOT GOOD AT TALKING AND I LET WORKDS JUST COME OUT MUCH LIKE WHATS HAPPENING NOW DUGHHHH DUHH DUDDDH HHH *KILLS SELF*

[The One and Only...]

I saw super size me, and mcdonalds saladas have more fat than big macs.

Go read the nutrition information, you tard.

If he said that, I'd have to ask him if he'd like a little salad with his dressing.

[EisigerBiskuit]

patty patty patty patty patty patty patty patty; xchez xchez xchez xchez xchez xchez xchez xchez

No that isn't me mr. manwich :(

GOOD LORD IT'S PRINTING TIME

[Command Prompt]

There's only one hardee's left in my city as far as I can tell and its in the airport. That burger was disturbingly good. It was my lunch at least twice a week when I worked as a HIGHLY SPECIAL TRAINED AIRPORT SECURITY GUARD :lol It was the closest I ever got to being fat. Which was seemingly a requirement of my job, based on my coworkers.

[Brandon]

If he said that, I'd have to ask him if he'd like a little salad with his dressing.
YOU SHOULD BE A STAND-UP COMEDIAN

[GADZOOKS]

The only funny part about his routine would be the irony of a fatass talking about salad.

[Jixby Phillips]

I think OAO would prefer to be a SIT DOWN commedian :lol

[Dr. V]

Hardies and Carl's Jr. are the same. Carl's Jr. has a double pastrami burger with 2 angus patties. MMMMM MMMMM, thats good dyen'!

[Guitar Woman]

I think OAO would prefer to be a SIT DOWN commedian :lol
:lol lol jixby you rule