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Anonymouse
Nov 19th, 2004, 04:44 PM
"I think we may have a communication problem". :/
StonerDave
Nov 19th, 2004, 04:51 PM
I think it would tell you to shut the hell up after its lips developed.
Carnivore
Nov 19th, 2004, 04:55 PM
If there's any chance I'm going to grow up to be like Anonymouse, please stab me with a coat hangar now!
Anonymouse
Nov 19th, 2004, 04:56 PM
Really? :eek
Drev
Nov 19th, 2004, 08:40 PM
"You're a dead man, Snitsky."
the_dudefather
Nov 19th, 2004, 08:40 PM
"oh noes im a talking fetus"
HickMan
Nov 19th, 2004, 09:08 PM
"PARTIAL BIRTH ABORTION RULES"
ZekeySpaceyLizard
Nov 20th, 2004, 01:09 AM
A Fetus would say this:


Zugriff auf das Wörterbuch über Google (Oktober)
Neue Wörterbuchversion (Oktober)
PDA-optimierte Version der Wörterbücher (Oktober)
Perspektive-Deutschland 2004 (September)
Wörterbuch erreicht erstmals über 4 Millionen Wortabfragen (September)
Über 400.000 Einträge im Wörterbuch (Juli)
Das kuschelige LEO-Design ist nun doch etwas in die Jahre gekommen, und die Übersichtlichkeit hat mit den Angebotserweiterungen um Französisch, die Vokabeltrainer und die Foren auch nicht zugenommen. Wir hoffen, dass das neue Design nach den obligaten Eingewöhnungsproblemen eine Verbesserung in jeder Hinsicht bedeutet.
Auch wenn die Festlegung der Schrift, sowie der Hyperlinkdarstellung ohne schwerfällige Unterstreichungen, am meisten ins Auge fallen dürften – neben Design und Navigation weist die neue Version auch inhaltliche Erweiterungen auf:


Groß-Kleinschreibung ignorieren
Lotida
Nov 20th, 2004, 08:45 AM
If there's any chance I'm going to grow up to be like Anonymouse, please stab me with a coat hangar now!

http://home.att.net/~toyletbowlbbs/mutilate.jpg
Boonie
Nov 22nd, 2004, 04:08 PM
"Its warm in here"
Emu
Nov 22nd, 2004, 05:07 PM
a fetus would say this thread is horrible please ban anonymouse thx
Bionic Sheep
Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:39 AM
I'd like to forward the following opinion:

Fuck you all.

Thank you.
kellychaos
Nov 23rd, 2004, 04:31 PM
"Oh yes, we all float - and when you're down here with us, you'll float too!"
Anonymouse
Nov 25th, 2004, 01:42 AM
"I'm kellychaos. I am a fetus. Please kill me" :(
bigtimecow
Nov 27th, 2004, 02:05 PM
"GTFO DOCTOR"
kellychaos
Nov 27th, 2004, 02:13 PM
I wonder which way I should position myself so that the sonogram will pick up my inordinately large penis.
sadie
Nov 27th, 2004, 03:04 PM
stephen king references make me hot.
kellychaos
Nov 27th, 2004, 03:15 PM
So whaddaya think about clowns with big, red, bulbous noses?
Helm
Nov 27th, 2004, 05:38 PM
hhrhgttfhhhhlllkkk
Anonymous
Nov 27th, 2004, 05:48 PM
I think it would tell you to shut the hell up after its lips developed.

You don't need lips to talk.
FS
Nov 27th, 2004, 06:00 PM
but you need them to form a P. At best, it could tell you "Shut uh!"
sadie
Nov 28th, 2004, 10:34 PM
lol.
kellychaos
Nov 29th, 2004, 03:46 PM
LUAO! :lol :nolips
Dr. Fu
Nov 29th, 2004, 04:01 PM
Luao? :lol
DarkTemper
Dec 5th, 2004, 05:53 PM
A fetus would tell you to piss off.
MLE
Dec 6th, 2004, 04:23 AM
OH
WINO
Dec 7th, 2004, 11:30 PM
A fetus wouldn't be saying anything, however it might have a concern (especially a masculine child) about the vision accuracy of the attending physician, and will they cut the correct cord.
WINO
Dec 7th, 2004, 11:33 PM
But i guess we will suspend disbelief for this one.....
GADZOOKS
Dec 8th, 2004, 02:12 AM
yeah, I guess
Dr. V
Dec 11th, 2004, 01:20 AM
"Oh shit!! Put me back in!"
kellychaos
Dec 11th, 2004, 12:38 PM
A day and a wake-up and I'll have you people wiping my ass for free!