OAO Sexual Adventure Game

[kellychaos]

Someone needs to start an OAO game, much like Dungeons & Dragons, to parody the life of OAO. Hilarity ensues. I'd do it but I I really don't have the time, energy or ... well ... the interest, really. Giving him negative hit points to begin with is a no-no. We don't want the game to be too realistic. Roll the dice.

[The One and Only...]

Hey, as long as I get in a cut on the profit.

[MLE]

fag.

[The One and Only...]

Wow, you just wasted your 666th post on that.

[Big McLargehuge]

You know, for a game to be fun there has to be some chance of winning.

[pjalne]

Wow, you just wasted your 666th post on that.

One man's shit is another man's gold.

[Anonymous]

*seven*

I asked for advice in the love line forum on whether this girl liked me or not and got called a bunch of names and ridiculed for putting up with it.

I lost 287 Dignity points.

Here, someone else play, this is fucking depressing the hell out of me.

[Helm]

I rolled a perfect twenty on my charisma + charm skill but when I asked the girl of my dreams out, she told me to fuck off and diea :tear I guess I need more situational modifiers :( I am constructing a pheromone emitter, which I will fit onto the plastic flower that I wear on my fencing suit. She will not be able to resist my chemically aided charm.


On other news, this morning in front of the mirror I realized I might have lost another appearace point. Damn hives :(

[adept_ninja]

I got a new fencing suit and new shows
cool points:
-20 for fencing suit
+ 5 Got da G-unti shoes
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-15
http://home.comcast.net/~dbejgraham/jackquest.jpg

[The One and Only...]

WOW!!! THAT IS AWESOME!!!

I love the picture, man!!! That is freakin' sweet!!! Even though it is a crappy pictue of me and I've gotten new frames, that is definitely awesome.

Seriously, I am willing to let that be made into an I-Mockery shirt. Just give me a slice of the profit and a free copy, and make sure it's on a black background.

Oh, and somebody downsize it so I can make it my avatar/put it in my sig.

[Perndog]

WHAT?

When did OAO post a picture???

[Anonymous]

http://www.popnko.com/mockpic/imafencermanAV.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/mockpic/imafencermanAV.jpg

[The One and Only...]

Chojin, you are the man!!!

It even keeps with my black-and-white motif!!!

Pern, I posted a picture of myself a while ago in a somewhat futile attempt to prove I'm not a fatass. It's been a while; I hope to get a digital camera over Christmas so that I can take more pics. Not necessarily of myself, either.

[Sethomas]

Dude, your penis is considered part of yourself, generally.

[Helm]

“The environmental movement I helped found has lost its objectivity, morality and humanity. The pain and suffering it is inflicting on families in developing countries must no longer be tolerated." - – Patrick Moore, Greenpeace co-founder

[kellychaos]

-5 language points for use of the word "motif". :fag

[Brandon]

You know, for a game to be fun there has to be some chance of winning.
:lol

I really enjoyed that one.

[The Damp Moose]

Thats not really a picture of OAO, is it?

Either way, :lol

[MetalMilitia]

Thats not really a picture of OAO, is it?

yes.

[The One and Only...]

It is, but the "young gestapo officer" image that it puts off is starting to annoy me.

I need another pic.

[The Damp Moose]

So you're an avid fencer with a crush on David Hasslehoff?

Oh man... I'm so sorry.

[The One and Only...]

No, you see, there is this wonderful invention called Photoshop.

A guy who goes by the name Metal Militia added in the image of David Hasselhoff.

In fact, I wasn't even aware that's who he was until you posted that...

[kellychaos]

Haircut inspired by Mo of the Three Stooges. Give me a bowl and I'll give you a "do".

[The Damp Moose]

So you don't deny your crush on David Hasslehoff, then?

[The One and Only...]

So you don't deny your crush on David Hasslehoff, then?

Obviously my denial was implied.

Idgit.

[Lotida]

In fact, I wasn't even aware that's who he was until you posted that...

Okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk.....sure!! :/

[MetalMilitia]

Jesus OAO, have you been living under a rock?
Hasslehof was only responsible for bringing down the berlin wall. Not to mention his lucrative television and music career.

[kellychaos]

Thanks for putting the Baywatch image of OAQ running down the beach with his man-boobs jiggling in my mind, bitches.

[ThisIsWitty]

Jesus OAO, have you been living under a rock?
Hasslehof was only responsible for bringing down the berlin wall. Not to mention his lucrative television and music career.

NO! He was the person who found the cure for Polio.

Idgit.

:OAO