Diagnosis: "State of Crisis"

[CaptainBubba]

I am a "danger to myself and others" ya'll. And with how nut-burly I am this warrents immediate psychiatric assitance apparently.

Its funny how receptive the psycho services people became to me after I explained very calmly what my actual problem was. I think they are backed up with hordes of PMSing girls who just cant manage to get that C in finite mathematics.

Some of my friends say that I should avoid taking medication at all costs while others offer such adivce as,

"Friend: Mental placidity > straight edge nonsense
Friend: "don need no pills massa, just gon keep eatin` this here watermellon"
Friend: thats straightedge"

I still think taking meds would make me weak, even after trying to get hrough this shit for over 3 years. :(

[punkgrrrlie10]

umm...


what?

[CaptainBubba]

I AM CRAZY, MOTHERFUCKER

[punkgrrrlie10]

ok. I'm gonna go out on a limb here and believe you.

[Emu]

What he means is that he's clinically depressed and his friends are encouraging him to go on meds even though he's wary of it. I think.

[punkgrrrlie10]

Then what do math and women have to do with it?

[Emu]

His psychologists are too busy dealing with PMSing whores who can't pass their math classes to give him any real help. I had the same problem. :(

[punkgrrrlie10]

You could always try it to see effect and then stop if you don't like the effect.

[Jixby Phillips]

finally you passed the bar for this thread :eek

[Terra]

Bubba, you need to take some more of that cough syrup.

[Anonymous]

How unpredictable!

[CaptainBubba]

Actually Chojin, I think shes making a very sarcastic and astute observation of my irresponsible and unexceptable life choices, by suggesting I need dextromethorphan as a medication, while in fact the dissociation I acheive while taking it is probably something i desire as a by-product of the very mental-illness I wish to cure!

Her wit is truly razor sharp Chojin. Just because shes a smelly whore who should be fucked in the vagina with a rock and videotaped eating a horses shit doesn't mean her insults are any less powerful or vaild as someone who managed to graduate high school with higher than a 2.2 G.P.A and a notorious record of buggery in the boys locker room.

BTW I have some type of Personality Disorder (probably Borderline type), in case you were curious. Yunno... About me... Because I'm important and I want somone to care. :(

[Anonymous]

i thought you said tapes of personality disorders and I was gonna be all like 'awesome we should totally watch those together.'

[Anonymous]

HEY CHOJIN SUCK ANY DICKS LATELY YOU FUCKING BISEXUAL FUCKTARD? :lol

[Dole]

Jesus Max, struggling a bit these days aren't you?

So you're a mentalist now are you Bubba? Well, you seem quite erudite with it so it's not all bad, eh?

[CaptainBubba]

Understanding why I like the way choking people feels doesnt make me want to choke and hurt people less, so really thus far I haven't found knowledge of my disorder helpful. Except that I can be all like, "oh its ok, I dont really think you all hate me and are conspirating against me, I'm just B.P.D yo!".

[Sethomas]

Yay, another member of the crazy club. I'm schizoaffective. Let's hold hands with Kahl.

[glowbelly]

bi-polar disorder?

if so, welcome to the club.

and may i suggest you take the drugs, especially if you have a tinge of social anxiety disorder mixed in. it really helps and it's not the weak thing to do.

[sspadowsky]

No, just drink a lot.

[McClain]

HEY, LOOK AT ME! I AM CAPTAINBUBBA AND I'M USUALLY A FUCKING IDIOT BUT ON OCCASION I'LL USE BIG WORDS SO PEOPLE THINK THAT DEEP DOWN I'M REALLY SMART, WHEN IN REALITY I AM A FUCKING IDIOT AND MY ONLY DISEASE IS THESAURITIS!