View Full Version : **!!MAD MAX MEMORIAL THREAD!!**
Imadjinn
Nov 23rd, 2004, 09:41 AM
Let us remember the recently departed Mad Max for one thing and one thing only.
[center:78215b76e3]FUCKTARD[/center:78215b76e3]
It was his word. Any other person using it turned it into a pale imitation of the master of Mock Wars.
It was his sword, it was his shield, it was a part of him.
We won't miss you, but we won't forget you.
You fucktard!
[center:78215b76e3]:party :party :party[/center:78215b76e3]
Bionic Sheep
Nov 23rd, 2004, 11:37 AM
However, one must ask oneself in the course of one's grieving; does one really care?
Forsooth, I do not find myself in the box marked 'care'. I may be but a young chap, but I am not lacking sufficient intelligence to work out that perhaps this 'Mad Max' was less than a chappy personality.
In fact I'd go as far as to say he was an arrogant, self centred, pretensious fool. Anytime someone attempted to tell him to shut up and stop spamming he claimed he was 'parodying' the 'fucktards', which is both pretensious and really rather sad.
I hope he has gone on to something better.
MetalMilitia
Nov 23rd, 2004, 12:04 PM
I hope he has gone on to something better.
Like death.
Bionic Sheep
Nov 23rd, 2004, 12:09 PM
I think MetalMilitia has pefectly summed up my thoughts on the matter.
It's better for everyone this way.
FS
Nov 23rd, 2004, 01:29 PM
Is this part of your campaign to become the most hated person in I-Mockery?
Jixby Phillips
Nov 23rd, 2004, 04:19 PM
MAX MAX 2002-2004
SON OF MAX 2004-????
Emu
Nov 23rd, 2004, 04:30 PM
:eek
Imadjinn
Nov 24th, 2004, 04:33 AM
By leaving a memeorial to the most evil forum goer ever?
Damn, I've been figured out...
FartinMowler
Nov 24th, 2004, 03:00 PM
Mad Max once wrote
I never liked any of you I like to spread cream cheese between my toes and I once like a used sex toy :/
good ridance :)
GADZOOKS
Nov 24th, 2004, 03:10 PM
mad max wasn't evil he was just mad.
DeadKennedys
Nov 24th, 2004, 07:25 PM
It was his word. Any other person using it turned it into a pale imitation of the master of Mock Wars.
You fucktard!
You don't say...
DeadKennedys
Nov 24th, 2004, 07:27 PM
and he wasn't mad, just misunderstood :(
Imadjinn
Nov 25th, 2004, 04:18 AM
Mizundastud.
Yeah, that was him alright...
Big McLargehuge
Nov 26th, 2004, 08:13 PM
i don't get why everyone kept throwing fits over him, all he was was boring.
Seven Force
Nov 29th, 2004, 10:21 AM
MAX MAX 2002-2004
SON OF MAX 2004-????
That body you destroyed was only temporary.
I still live on.
I will have my revenge.
Fucktard. :lol
Guitar Woman
Nov 29th, 2004, 07:18 PM
I leave for a week and THIS happens! Mad Max, we knew ye well. May you find your way to eHeaven, and rest in peace. :tear
Guitar Woman
Nov 29th, 2004, 07:20 PM
And fuck you 7force, the real max would have said "fucktard" at least 3 times in that post.
mischief
Nov 29th, 2004, 07:38 PM
does this really deserve all the attention it's been getting?
King Hadas
Nov 29th, 2004, 07:42 PM
MODERATORS!!!! I don't like being a tattletale but I was searching through the forums looking for father spaz posts so i coud create my very own CUNT FILES when I came across this.
******
YOU MUST BAN THIS MENACE FOR THE SAKE OF THE I-MOCKERY COMMUNITY!!!
Guitar Woman
Nov 29th, 2004, 08:37 PM
When did I say that?
Guitar Woman
Nov 29th, 2004, 08:39 PM
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE! THE FIND ALL POSTS BY SOMEONE THINGIE IS BROKEN! YOU LYING BASTARD >:
Guitar Woman
Nov 29th, 2004, 08:49 PM
Unless, of course, you went back into the old posts on every forum searching for stuff that I said, in which case you are a loser with nothing better to do than browse old forum posts to try and make fun of someone. You loser.
Seven Force
Nov 29th, 2004, 09:08 PM
MODERATORS!!!! I don't like being a tattletale but I was searching through the forums looking for father spaz posts so i coud create my very own CUNT FILES when I came across this.
******
YOU MUST BAN THIS MENACE FOR THE SAKE OF THE I-MOCKERY COMMUNITY!!!
:lol
That's what you get you fucking fag. Next time you tell someone off, wipe the jizz from your lips, and know where you stand before me, once you get off your knees!
Fucktard Fucktard Fucktard!
:lol
King Hadas
Nov 29th, 2004, 09:27 PM
MODERATORS!!! DOING SOME MORE SEARCING I FOUND THIS DISGUSTING POST BY FATHER SPAZ
I was in my middle school sex-e... I mean college sex-ed class and i saw this picture.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/foxamess/male_genitals.gif
Then my pants tightened and and i was so confused :( whats happening to me.
Not only is poronography outlawed on this forums but he didn't get permession from his mommy to post her, PLEASE BAN HIM FOR THE FORUMS SAKE!!!
sadie
Nov 30th, 2004, 12:32 AM
i sang "the wind beneath my wings" at this guy's funeral one time. it was out at the cemetery. under a tent. and i sang it a capella. and when i got to the first chorus, the sun broke through the cloudy sky in streams. the guy had died of aids and asked his mom to get me to sing at his funeral. but i never even met him.
Imadjinn
Nov 30th, 2004, 04:37 AM
King Hadas, why don't you fuck the fuck off you dirty little maggoty fucktard bastard!
This is a memorial for the best/worst person of I-Mockery, not somewhere for you to tell us how you jerk off to pictures of the male anatomy.
FS
Nov 30th, 2004, 05:46 AM
why dont you go suck mad maxs dick
Imadjinn
Nov 30th, 2004, 08:17 AM
Why don't you go suck Mad Max's dick?
King Hadas
Nov 30th, 2004, 10:13 AM
Hey Imadjinn, remember when you were al like, "YOU GUYS WANTA BE MY FRIEND?" now your all like, "I HATE ALL YOU FTARDS I hope my new emotional sheild works because i have no real social skills"
mischief
Nov 30th, 2004, 12:26 PM
what an old routine :(
MetalMilitia
Nov 30th, 2004, 12:41 PM
Why don't you go suck Mad Max's dick?
Why don't you correct FS's grammer?
Oh, you did... :rolleyes
Dr. Fu
Nov 30th, 2004, 12:48 PM
Why don't you go suck Mad Max's dick?
I don't like inhaling secondhand smoke.
Imadjinn
Dec 2nd, 2004, 05:40 AM
What the fuck are you talking about Fu? The question was directed at FS not you, so butt out!
*waits for someone to make an amazingly unfunny comment about the "butt out" part of my last sentence*
Dr. Fu
Dec 2nd, 2004, 03:01 PM
Imadjinn, why don't you stop following Mad Max around like mother duckling and develop your own posting?
you're being such a psychophant even I find it tiring.
Seven Force
Dec 2nd, 2004, 03:19 PM
Dr. Fu, why don't you stop following the vets around like a creepy stalker and develop a brain?
You're being such a fucking fucktard but I find it amusing.
:lol
Dr. Fu
Dec 2nd, 2004, 05:12 PM
Dr. Fu, why don't you stop following the vets around like a creepy stalker and develop a brain?
You're being such a fucking fucktard but I find it amusing.
:lolI'm stalking the vets?
Example, please.
Seven Force
Dec 2nd, 2004, 05:20 PM
Well, I just happened to be in the neighborhood one day, and I saw you hiding in the bushes, in front of sadie's house. You didn't see me, but I unfortunately saw you sneaking over to her window. Then, you pulled your pants down, and started jerkin' away. I wanted to call and warn her, but I didn't have a phone, so I just walked back the way I came.
Now i'm not a heavy drinker, but it took a shitload of liquor and a little "punch therapy" to erase that scene from my memory.
It was only then that I found out you had access to a computer that my deepest fears were realized; you were a stalker, and you were going after sadie. Watching the forums, looking for her replies, going back dozens and dozens of pages, getting off on her soft, supple text. :/
WATCH OUT! HIS PANTS MIGHT BE DOWN AS WE SPEAK!!!!! :chatter
Seven Force
Dec 2nd, 2004, 05:21 PM
Oh, and you're a fucktard.
:lol
ThisIsWitty
Dec 2nd, 2004, 05:46 PM
In honor of Mad Max leaving can we ban Seven?
MetalMilitia
Dec 2nd, 2004, 06:52 PM
In honor of Mad Max leaving can we ban Seven?
Yes please.
Dr. Fu
Dec 3rd, 2004, 07:46 AM
Well, I just happened to be in the neighborhood one day, and I saw you hiding in the bushes, in front of sadie's house. You didn't see me, but I unfortunately saw you sneaking over to her window. Then, you pulled your pants down, and started jerkin' away. I wanted to call and warn her, but I didn't have a phone, so I just walked back the way I came.
Now i'm not a heavy drinker, but it took a shitload of liquor and a little "punch therapy" to erase that scene from my memory.
It was only then that I found out you had access to a computer that my deepest fears were realized; you were a stalker, and you were going after sadie. Watching the forums, looking for her replies, going back dozens and dozens of pages, getting off on her soft, supple text. :/
WATCH OUT! HIS PANTS MIGHT BE DOWN AS WE SPEAK!!!!! :chatterI think that was one of the funniest insults I've read in a long time :lol
Seven Force
Dec 3rd, 2004, 07:59 AM
Thanks. :) :lol
sadie
Dec 3rd, 2004, 03:28 PM
always consider from whom your compliments come before placing too much stake in them.
kellychaos
Dec 3rd, 2004, 04:11 PM
That's like when my mom accidentally walked in on me naked in the shower once and complimented me on my penis. Scary.
Imadjinn
Dec 4th, 2004, 04:39 PM
Then she showed you her penis and you sucked it all night long!
w00t! N0w j00 noe h0w !t f33lz!
Anonymous
Dec 4th, 2004, 05:21 PM
I'd say this is about 'done.'
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