Drunk behaviours

[Sethomas]

When I get drunk, I tend to change languages mid-sentence (because I can't think in only one for very long) and then I chew on people's heads trying to get to their brains. What do you guys do?

[Zomboid]

I'm either really mean or really nice. It's different every time :/

Oh, and friends is funnier the more I drink.

[carey]

I had a roomate piss in his wall locker...

another one pissed on his tv...

another one went for the sink but pissed in front of it...

I don't let roomates drink anymore.

[Dole]

I laugh a lot.

[Dr. V]

I act normal, cuz I've never been drunk.

[the_dudefather]

I act normal, cuz I've never been drunk.

me too, in my entire life to date i have probobly have had an entire mouth full of alcohol (total)

[Dr. V]

Me neither. I have maybe had 1 sip of an alcoholic drink in my entire life. It's just a nasty tasting thing.

[Helm]

When I used to get drunk, I'd gradually lose motor function, throw up, pass out. The usual deal.

[Dr. V]

sounds good.

[FartinMowler]

I'm happy and somewhat creative for a while and then it tapers off and I become a blob of mass.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I usually lose balance when I walk, and I'll eat all the toquitos if any are made. Is there a thing as drunken craving?

[MetalMilitia]

I usually talk about complete crap for hours on end. And sometimes i attempt to 'mod' my PC. :/

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I laugh a lot.

Ditto.......everything is funnier with alcohol :)

[Supafly345]

I insult everyone around me based on traits they don't even have.

[Bass]

I keep trying to get people to ask me to take my clothes off. I also become philosophical on the way my life is going.

[AChimp]

I swear like there's no tomorrow. My vocabulary impresses the ladies. ;)

[slavemason]

I also laugh a lot, and I'll get top heavy from time to time.
Occasionally, I'll get my bugle and take it in the local metal bar and heckle bands with the nasty sounds. Last week I let a beligerent buddy hold on to it for a while. At the end of the night, the bugle had a big dent and the mouthpiece was all bloody. What fun! I love that Danny Paul, and Jager shots.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I swear like there's no tomorrow. My vocabulary impresses the ladies. ;)

I had a woman tell me I had a massive vocabulary..... :|

[Crimson Ghost]

Evil Robot once passed out drunk in the woods with no shoes (he had socks) after drinking some grain alcohol. I looked for him for hours and in the wee hours of the morning found him sleeping against a tree.

[soundtest]

i'm on day 3 of no caffeine, alcohol, cigarettes, or other drugs :)

[Matt Harty]

I ramble about how i'm not that drunk.

[GADZOOKS]

I read from the Bible.

[Zomboid]

I usually lose balance when I walk, and I'll eat all the toquitos if any are made. Is there a thing as drunken craving?

Yeah, I always get pretty hungry when I'm drunk too.

[Boonie]

I usually vomit and pass out.

[thebiggameover]

I swear like there's no tomorrow.

so do i. i call everybody "fucker"...

[Sicktodeathmx]

I try to get people to give me back my keys so I can drive... But it never works. So I just usually ramble about conspiracies involving Bush, 9/11 attacks, so on and what not.

[Comrade Rocket]

i get super horny and hit on girls and usually wind up grabbing boobs and i (try to) dance

the bowling alley i work at has a bar in it and people do crazy shit. The other night i had a guy slide down the lane on his stomach and stop short from getting crushed. Had another guy cut off his finger, there were three fights in the bar and at the end of the night there was a riot.

[MLE]

i usually try to get Chojin in bed so i can jump him. sometimes i skip the going upstairs part. :/

[GADZOOKS]

I post at I-mockery.net

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I sit in a corner and mutter to myself.

[Burger Lord]

I get completely philosophical and create answers to all of the world's problems and have no trouble sharing these answers with any random stranger I might encounter. The only problem is, I forget these great and wonderful plans for humanity by the time i sober up.

[mischief]

pee a lot and sometimes get into arguments

i've also been known to cry a lot about my life even though it's not that bad :o

[WhiteRat]

Bust out one liners untill excessive booze causes my speech to slur real bad. Then I get really hungry and piss 30 dollars away at Perkins.