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Matt Harty
Nov 24th, 2004, 02:00 PM
Right above my jaw. It's BENIGN :( [/i]

GADZOOKS
Nov 24th, 2004, 02:04 PM
I-mockery gives you cancer, it's obvious now.

Boonie
Nov 24th, 2004, 02:55 PM
My brother thought he had a tumor behind his ear, but it was a swollen limph node.

FartinMowler
Nov 24th, 2004, 03:02 PM
are you sure it's just not a pussy cyst ?

FartinMowler
Nov 24th, 2004, 03:03 PM
I meant puss

MetalMilitia
Nov 24th, 2004, 03:06 PM
I-mockery gives you cancer, it's obvious now.

holy shit, i think your right.

GADZOOKS
Nov 24th, 2004, 03:09 PM
Nevermind he said it was benign last time I don't read the first post before jumping to conclusions.

kellychaos
Nov 24th, 2004, 03:32 PM
Matt Harty has lots of womins two bring him chicken noodle soup until he is better. :player

MetalMilitia
Nov 24th, 2004, 03:40 PM
All his friends will probably be holding a giant 'get well soon' party where half the town is invited. And they all donate to cancer reasearch.

Boonie
Nov 24th, 2004, 03:41 PM
From a benign tumur? My freind had a benign tumor on the back of his head, and his parents didn't even care.

kellychaos
Nov 24th, 2004, 03:43 PM
But then they will find out that it's benign ... but his friends will not get mad because he is Matt Harty and everybody loves Matt Harty ... but they will kid him for the rest of his life ... cause Matt Harty friends are friends for life and they will say, "Remember that one time that you thought you had cancer?"

MetalMilitia
Nov 24th, 2004, 03:44 PM
:lol

Esuohlim
Nov 24th, 2004, 07:42 PM
I'm just glad it's not a pussy cyst.

adept_ninja
Nov 24th, 2004, 10:09 PM
general blabber should be changed to "deaths and illness"

DeadKennedys
Nov 24th, 2004, 10:11 PM
general blabber should be changed to "deaths and illness"

Maybe you'll get a tumor too! :)

Boonie
Nov 25th, 2004, 12:10 AM
general blabber should be changed to "deaths and illness"

Maybe you'll get a tumor too! :)

One can only hope.

kellychaos
Nov 27th, 2004, 02:03 PM
You are a cancer to this board.

Imadjinn
Nov 27th, 2004, 02:33 PM
Both my ears redularlt fill up with puss...

WANNA SEE?

FS
Nov 27th, 2004, 03:06 PM
This morning, I felt a lump in my breast.

And there was a scar in my armpit.

And I found a sketch of myself as a girl in my dad's bedroom.

Mr. Oysterhead
Nov 27th, 2004, 10:27 PM
I can't wait 'til I get cancer.

McMock
Nov 28th, 2004, 09:25 PM
Cancer is god's way of saying we should invent an anti-cancer medicine.

kellychaos
Nov 29th, 2004, 04:06 PM
It certainly is a fly in God's perfect little ointment. You can plan, plan, plan and have all the blueprints of the universe and then ...

Matt Harty
Nov 30th, 2004, 09:57 AM
limpoma or something

kellychaos
Dec 1st, 2004, 03:56 PM
This morning, I felt a lump in my breast.

And there was a scar in my armpit.

And I found a sketch of myself as a girl in my dad's bedroom.

Were your breasts petite and perky in his sketch. It's important.