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The One and Only...
Nov 28th, 2004, 11:56 AM
OAO takes on the world is intended to be a series of rants, created in various forms, about whatever is pissing me off lately. Many of them may be written in a Maddox-esque style, others satirical, and some in a completely different direction. And yes, the title is a pun; OAO takes on the world, as in, I'm taking on the world, but also as in the views are unique.

Ed. 1: Animal Rights

Animals as citizens?

Animals rights activists in the Washington, D.C. area are launching an initiative to have animals be considered citizens.

"Our current system isn't right," says Jane Dumbass, one of the first to join the effort. "Animals are living creatures, too, and they deserve just as much respect as people. We have to strike at the root if we want to get rid of meat food products and domestication. Plus, withholding citizenship from them is nothing but pure discrimination."

The activists recognize that they can never get Congress to pass legislation in the near future, so their main goal is to get large amounts of funding in order to support a number of lawsuits aimed at getting equal rights for animals. In many of these cases, the victim is an animal who is purportedly not being granted their constitutional rights.

"The key is in understanding what our founding fathers meant by terms like men," says lawyer Max Manybucks. "We intend to argue that men should and can be used to refer to all living creatures, rather than just humanity, along with a few other key points."

The activists feel that along with full citizenship (which includes animal suffrage), animals should benefit from Affirmative Action.

"Let face it," says McCormick, "animals are an extreme minority in the workplace. This is nothing but sheer bigotry on the part of corporate America."

Critics of the animal rights movement have said little in response to this initiative, saying that it speaks for itself.

MetalMilitia
Nov 28th, 2004, 11:59 AM
OAO takes on the world is intended to be a series of rants, created in various forms, about whatever is pissing me off lately. Many of them may be written in a Maddox-esque style, others satirical, and some in a completely different direction. And yes, the title is a pun; OAO takes on the world, as in, I'm taking on the world, but also as in the views are unique.

I read that then lost the will to live. :(

Someone tell me if its actually worth reading any more please.

EisigerBiskuit
Nov 28th, 2004, 12:13 PM
Not really. nothing to new

GADZOOKS
Nov 28th, 2004, 01:56 PM
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE A ROG BLOG :lol

Phunman
Nov 30th, 2004, 04:07 PM
OAO is a fccking faggot and he need sto be eated by EDDIE while IRON MAIDEN roocks in the backgroudn woth terrifing PHUN!





INVADARZ!

Bass
Nov 30th, 2004, 04:08 PM
You're not dead yet phunman?

MetalMilitia
Nov 30th, 2004, 04:12 PM
OAO is a fccking faggot and he need sto be eated by EDDIE while IRON MAIDEN roocks in the backgroudn woth terrifing PHUN!



Jesus christ. Please die.

Dr. Fu
Nov 30th, 2004, 04:14 PM
OAO is a fccking faggot and he need sto be eated by EDDIE while IRON MAIDEN roocks in the backgroudn woth terrifing PHUN!





INVADARZ!
fccking?

The One and Only...
Nov 30th, 2004, 08:29 PM
I don't think my series of articles would be very successful.

Nevermind.

Phunman
Nov 30th, 2004, 09:43 PM
WHEN THE PRISET COMES TO READ ME MY LAST RITES!
I TAKE ALOOK AT THE BARS AND THE LAST SITEGS!
OF A WOLRLD THAT HAS GON VERY WRONG TO ME!

CAN THEER BE SOME SORT FO ERROER!
HARD TO STOP THE SURMONTIG TERROR!
IS IT RELLY THE END NOT SOME CRAZY DREAEM!

McMock
Nov 30th, 2004, 11:22 PM
The only funny thing about your jokes is you.

The One and Only...
Dec 1st, 2004, 04:06 PM
He has to be a character.

Emu
Dec 1st, 2004, 04:08 PM
so when's issue 2

Matt Harty
Dec 1st, 2004, 05:11 PM
I don't think my series of articles would be very successful.

Nevermind.


awwwwwwwwwwww :<

FS
Dec 1st, 2004, 05:20 PM
Rights for animals! Preposterous! Suppose if all these delicious animals could legislate against vacation from my plate to... to my... moufwaaghhhahhhhhh.

The One and Only...
Dec 1st, 2004, 05:51 PM
Issue 2 will be whenever I feel like making it, if ever, considering I didn't exactly get crazy good reviews.

mischief
Dec 1st, 2004, 07:22 PM
chojin! move this to mock wars!

Phunman
Dec 1st, 2004, 08:40 PM
ISSUE 2 should be about EDDIE And how he is the undead god ofall that is PHUN! AND IRON MAIDEN!!! BEcasue OAO IS A faggot and EDIIE WILL DESTROY HIM!

HOLY SMOKES!HOLY SMOKES!HOLY SMOKES!

The One and Only...
Dec 1st, 2004, 09:27 PM
Would you just... shut up? Seriously?

Can we ban this retard for ruining every thread he enters?

Phunman
Dec 2nd, 2004, 09:47 AM
Phunman was on the bus and this girl weinked at Him and HE knew that when she saw HM her world was forver chanded when she sawe HIM. BUT BEING A BALC GOD OF PHUN PhunmAN HAD TO SACRAFICE HER BODY TO EDDIE!


WHEN THE PRIEST COMES TO RERAD ME MY LAST RITES!

Matt Harty
Dec 2nd, 2004, 10:08 AM
Issue 2 will be whenever I feel like making it, if ever, considering I didn't exactly get crazy good reviews.

oh sorry 8/10 i await the next installment