I miss my baby

[Big McLargehuge]

She's 200 miles away.

[the_dudefather]

i wonder if your baby can see your sig from there

[GADZOOKS]

Adoption is the hardest thing in the world. :lol

[mburbank]

Don't feel too bad about missing her. It's hard to hit anything two hundred miles away.

[Rongi]

ah cha cha cha

[Big McLargehuge]

she's super purty

[nothing4buddha]

my baby's 190 miles away... i feel ya :(

[Big McLargehuge]

maybe your baby and mine are the same person

[nothing4buddha]

lol mine's sam :O

[Big McLargehuge]

lol mine too :0















jk

[ThisIsWitty]

I'm going to go dig my baby up. :(

[the_dudefather]

to show the distance between me and 'my baby' here is a map

http://mqintles.websys.aol.com:80/mqmapgend?MQMapGenRequest=FDR2dmwjDE%3bf721%26FDJn ci4Jkqj,MMCJ%3aHOEvq%3b48506a%3a%2942ah6%24%3a%26% 40%24%3a%26u2l50tl0%40bwu%40a5d%40C%13%14D%3aHOHQJ %3b4ra9z1%3a%29zbg1u%24%3a%26%40%24%3a%26%401nhu%2 4%3dTPWIK,80qyrs%26%3daw0ya%3a%26%40%24%3a%26%40%2 4w9fa%3a%2aE%14JrblVkj3me,M%18FD%3aHO%15x3ndP34,M% 18FD%3aHO%1593bdWik1mf%3bNSC%12JDBJ%40850u1s%26%3d tx5uy%3a%29fbg%26wrl%26%3drlh%4082l%40_00r%24nu0y% 3a%29wyx%26ubgu%40alq%402x00%24.9w%24n5wz%3a%2942% 3a9u12%26%3dts%26ua0l%401n%26uax5%40rw%26ub0g%40_w g%4022l0%24x9f%24w0a%24sg6%24l0a%24l00%2455u%24x0a %24llz%24x5r%24.d6r%3aq07%3a1a%24wqa%24sdu%24xhf%2 4w5u%24nly2%3a0r2w%264r5%26aaa%26w12%26uba%264ax%2 6uz%3adfr%3a0ay%3al0r%3adwb%3ad4t%3a1a2%3aq4z%3agy z%3al6t%3a96za%26w1a%26azl%26y8g%26ay2%26fag%26ya2 %26u7w9%401ah%40yw5%40t2g%408wl%40ald%40ba0%40znq% 4025g%40y2g%4020h%40ta1%40bsg%40tw1%40ra9%40121%40 8a5%40asq%40tld%40_5qr%24gl0%24.9rr%3agu2%3a947x%2 6a1g%26urx5%40z55%402lhw%24lly%24w9u%24.1f%24n9rt% 3a0wa%3a162n%2602a%26ub2g%40_n16%245uz

with a distance of 299.9 miles :(

[Big McLargehuge]

Yeah but i have met mine in person before

[nothing4buddha]

did you touch her hoo-hoos :X

[HickMan]

I TALKED TO HER AND IT WAS PRETTY COOL SHE'S GOT SUCH A HOT VOICE.

[Big McLargehuge]

i touch her boobs all the time :x she even lets me touch other things if you know what i am saying

[Helm]

The internet knows what you're saying.

[Jeanette X]

Why is she 200 miles away?

And while you're recovering from brain surgery, no less. :/

[Big McLargehuge]

i moved back to where i go to school, i was with her for the last 3 weeks but alas i must pay bills. fuck rent

[the_dudefather]

Yeah but i have met mine in person before

i used to live in northern ireland, before going to uni, so therefore have 'met her' (about 3 years ago).

[Big McLargehuge]

3 years, jesus christ. What do you do with your penis?

[Esuohlim]

What doesn't he do nudge nudge wink :wink

[the_dudefather]

lol

[HickMan]

Hey biggie she wants your sex :x

[Big McLargehuge]

well duh

[HickMan]

I mean REALLY dude. Go for it!

[Big McLargehuge]

she's coming down for a show, i should totally try to bang her ;(

[Rongi]

one time during sex my gf's ass landed directly on the remote and turned the tv on to a children's TV show. and i could not have sex infront of blues clues for somereason :(

[Anonymous]

i've had sex while watching popeye before

agukgukgukguk

[Big McLargehuge]

I could have sex watching Lazy Town

http://www.mikkivefur.is/gunni/myndir/lazytown.jpg

[Rongi]

oh and one time i was fingering this chick in highschool and richard pryor was on the tv and she started laughing her ass off and i got turned off because she had a hideous laugh :(

[Big McLargehuge]

WAS SHE BLACK?

[Rongi]

italian :/

[Rongi]

oh and her vagina smelled like pine cones

[Big McLargehuge]

hot, did she have one of those pine tree air fresheners dangling in there?