LOOKING FOR MOVIES THAT WILL PLEASE ME

[Jixby Phillips]

I am sick of "great" movies. I want to see something that is just GOOD. And something that is weird or off-kilter but not too CULTY and maybe a little boring it picks up later and if theres a road trip there or a gas station or idk anything with a van or car and maybe a dream lady won't hurt, and uh if it was about kids but not a KIDS MOVIE per say. and if its anywhere from 30-10 years old (or seems like it is but it isnt)

I guess I could rewatch JOSH AND S.A.M. but I wanna see something else exaclty like it.

Or like, suggest movies to me that don't fall into ANY of those catagories I don't care. Just make sure theres people going outSIDE every once and a while for godssake (I dont like watching movies if the characters dont get fresh air once and a while)

And dont suggest movies that are BADASS or has people with sunglasses on the one-sheet or video poster or also guns cuz i'm sick of those

Please

[Johnyy Darko]

six string samurai
eraser head

[Jixby Phillips]

no.

[GADZOOKS]

Dutch

[Jixby Phillips]

seeeeen it

thats the one with al bundy right

[Mad Melvin]

Children Of The Corn. Couldnt think of anything else. :(

[Marine]

how about the night of the living dead (original)

[Jixby Phillips]

sweet lord you people fucking suck.

[Marine]

HEY! that movie is great!
well this one the; Shriek if you know what i did the last friday the thirteenth
(yes it exists)

[Zomboid]

In The Mouth Of Madness.

I'm soooo drunk but I still know it's a good movie..

[Marine]

drunkard...

[GADZOOKS]

seeeeen it

thats the one with al bundy right

yeah :(

How about Leonard Part 6?

[Anonymous]

HEY! that movie is great!
well this one the; Shriek if you know what i did the last friday the thirteenth
(yes it exists)
WHAT THA???? :eek

[Mr. Vagiclean]

dumb and

dumber :(

[huond]

THE WRONG GUY - it has not only a ROAD TRIP but a GAS STATION and stuff with a VAN! :eek (also Joe Flaherty and Boyd Banks!)

[Daphne]

I love the wrong guy :(

Iron Giant
Galaxy Quest
Shawshank Redemption (see it >: )
Some Like it Hot
Aresenic and Old Lace

[Rongi]

i strongly secound Some Like It Hot. what a spectacular movie :(

oh and also you should see vanilla sky. i know a lot of people who hate it and i kinda agree that it's a little dumb but i liked it so shut up kay

[Jixby Phillips]

Have any of you even SEEN Josh and S.A.M. :rolleyes

From now on if you want to recomend me a movie, you have to rate it on a scale of 1-10 on how similar it is to Josh and S.A.M.

to get a 10 it must be a word-for-word shot-by-shot remake of Josh and S.A.M.

[theone89]

Buy The Slim Shady Show it's eminem's Cartoon It is only 5.99 or 10.99 Its is so fun I makes South Park Look like The Smurfs

[Schimid]

whoa, jixby, i've actually seen that. :eek

don't eat tinfoil. :eek

check out "bad dudes". it's a movie that's basically a parody of professional wrestling, but it was just OKAY and that's it. real cheesy :x

[Immortal Goat]

Play it Again Sam. I don't remember any road trips or gas stations, and I am positive that people know about it, but it is still a good movie. If you like Woody Allen, that is.

[DamnthatDavid]

Shriek if you know what i did the last friday the thirteenth

That movie made me sad, and enraged.

[Jixby Phillips]

I would like to thank the people in this thread who actually read my post and didn't just read the title and decide to reply. godbless u all

[FS]

Buy The Slim Shady Show it's eminem's Cartoon It is only 5.99 or 10.99 Its is so fun I makes South Park Look like The Smurfs

ON CRACK

[theone89]

R.S.V.P.

[Daphne]

I would like to thank the people in this thread who actually read my post and didn't just read the title and decide to reply. godbless u all

>:

I did you ass, I read this:


I am sick of "great" movies. I want to see something that is just GOOD. And something that is weird or off-kilter but not too CULTY and maybe a little boring it picks up later and if theres a road trip there or a gas station or idk anything with a van or car and maybe a dream lady won't hurt, and uh if it was about kids but not a KIDS MOVIE per say. and if its anywhere from 30-10 years old (or seems like it is but it isnt)
Or like, suggest movies to me that don't fall into ANY of those catagories I don't care. Just make sure theres people going outSIDE every once and a while for godssake (I dont like watching movies if the characters dont get fresh air once and a while)

And dont suggest movies that are BADASS or has people with sunglasses on the one-sheet or video poster or also guns cuz i'm sick of those

Please


I didn't know it needed those things, I thought they were maybes >: >:

[Lye]

Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

[Jixby Phillips]

I wrote that part of the post when I was under the influence of drugs and alchohol

[liquidstatik]

little monsters is a good movie! ;o

[Jixby Phillips]

I REVIEWED THE CHARLIES ANGELS SOUNDTRACK 3 YEARS AGO REMEMBER GUYS

http://www.i-mockery.com/musicreviews/detailed.php?id=92

[executioneer]

D.A.R.Y.L. :lol

[pjalne]

Willie! :pirate

[Marine]

HEY! that movie is great!
well this one the; Shriek if you know what i did the last friday the thirteenth
(yes it exists)
WHAT THA???? :eek

WHAT THE...
dont say you havent seen that one yet.

[FS]

I want to touch you, Jake

[executioneer]

wait a second are you THE space marine like from DOOM omg

[Marine]

wait a second are you THE space marine like from DOOM omg

yes i am

[GADZOOKS]

No you aren't, you are a fat kid on the comp-ew-tor.

[King Hadas]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v444/foxamess/fatherspaz.bmp
Marine: NO I'M NOT!!!

[Marine]

No you aren't, you are a fat kid on the comp-ew-tor.

I AM NOT FU**ING FAT I AM ONLY FIFTY KILOS
I BET YOU ARE THE FAT ONE!

Besides i turn fifteen in april and then accordng to swedish laws i am ready to have sex so i am no kid!

[Jixby Phillips]

want to move to america and have sex with my we*ner

[MetalMilitia]

No you aren't, you are a fat kid on the comp-ew-tor.

I AM NOT FU**ING FAT I AM ONLY FIFTY KILOS
I BET YOU ARE THE FAT ONE!

Besides i turn fifteen in april and then accordng to swedish laws i am ready to have sex so i am no kid!

50 kilos :eek thats like 50 bags of sugar which must be like.. the weight of a big fat swedish kid.
But i dont need to tell you about sugar do I...

Anyway if you are 14 you are a kid. 'nuff said.

[CastroMotorOil]

Marine HAS to fucking joking, i mean come on.

Besides i turn fifteen in april and then accordng to swedish laws i am ready to have sex so i am no kid!


I like the fact that apparently he has NOT had sex yet simply because swedish law prevents him from doing so. Yet once he is 15 he will banging 140957430987 girls in their anuses whilst smoking 189275782345 ciggarettes.