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Immortal Goat
Dec 6th, 2004, 09:20 AM
Why does everyone always call God a "he"? I know at least one person on this board who calls It a "She", but that is besides the point. Who here (aside from Vince, but he doesn't come around that much) has seen God's Penis? How do you know that It is a He? Think of it this way. If God is a He, that makes Him imperfect, because no perfect creature would have nuts that could be kicked.
ziggytrix
Dec 6th, 2004, 09:31 AM
Cuz the Bible says He's our Heavenly FATHER, not mother. Geeze, you're pretty dumb. :lol2
AChimp
Dec 6th, 2004, 10:06 AM
http://www.thedailybull.ca/article.php?id=60

SPAM :rolleyes
FS
Dec 6th, 2004, 10:07 AM
I hate it when people refer to God as "she". I can so imagine them looking smug and then nodding to their Spice Girls poster.
Dole
Dec 6th, 2004, 12:02 PM
More people should refer to God as 'Kevin'.
El Blanco
Dec 6th, 2004, 04:53 PM
I assure you I am indeed male.
KevinTheOmnivore
Dec 6th, 2004, 06:20 PM
More people should refer to God as 'Kevin'.

I couldn't agree more.
kellychaos
Dec 6th, 2004, 07:14 PM
I have felt the pressure of God's great penis against my rectum. He never entered because, I believe, he thought that I wasn't ready.