the crappiest movie released so far

[evil_helllizard]

what is the crappiest movie release so far in 2003?

it has got to be Kangaroo jack(ass). I have two words for this movie: Utter shit!

[Misinformation Man]

DID YOU KNOW:

Kangaroo Jack was produced with subliminal messages of communist propaganda? The US government caught on, and alterred the movie's content, making it so bad that nobody would go to see it, thus preventing a widespread outbreak of communism. In fact, the voice of the kangaroo is done by Dick Cheney!

[Royal Tenenbaum]

Just Married has to be worse.

[Mockery]

K.J. is pretty damned bad, but at least Walken has a small role in it, so that's gotta put the movie a few points above some of the other shit that's out there. But not by much...

[Jixby Phillips]

What the FUCK makes Just Married so much worse than Kangaroo Jack?

[CrapOnAStick]

Its gotta be Kangaroo Jack. And Just Married comes in 2nd.

[Royal Tenenbaum]

The lead actor guy is easily the shitiest thing to come out of Hollywood since Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.

[Michael]

Kangaroo Jack sucked kangaroo balls. I can't believe I wasted $7.80 on it. Ripoff. Don't see it if you haven't.

[Les Waste]

As bad as Just Married might be, there is no way it could be worse than Kangeroo Jack.

Kangeroo Jack single-handedly disproves God. >:

[Grazzt]

Kangaroo Jack is another reason why Jerry Bruckheimer should be executed.

[Daphne]

they are talking about having Ashton Kutcher play Superman.

[Misinformation Man]

DID YOU KNOW:

Superman's former home of Krypton was actually modelled after our own planet, as portrayed in Waterworld.

[Protoclown]

they are talking about having Ashton Kutcher play Superman.

:puke

[Mockery]

You think that's bad? They're also talking to the guy from Joe Millionaire about playing Superman. :suicide

[James]

Sadly, both of those are better than the original choice: Nicholas Cage.

[Daphne]

You think that's bad? They're also talking to the guy from Joe Millionaire about playing Superman. :suicide

that's kinda funny, I said he looked like an older version of Clark (on Smallville). He can't act, but he's got the look, I hate to admit it.

[CastroMotorOil]

yeah daphne you are right, he does look kinda like him. I'm sad to admit I'm hooked on that show. Especially since the one girl was a former fetish porn star.

[Daphne]

haha, that show is a riot. Did you see last week when they went off to hump and forgot they had mikes on? Iit had subtitles! (gulp....slurp....tee hee...oh yeah!!)

[CastroMotorOil]

The subtitles were great, me and my friends were laughing our asses off at the Slurp...Slurp...Gulp.. part. BUT WHY WAS MOJO KICKED OFF WHY GOD WHYYYYYYYYYYY. Also I want to be as cool as Paul Hogan when I grow up.

[James]

Daphne's turning me on today. :(

[Jixby Phillips]

Big fucking surprise :rolleyes

I was watching E-News daily and they found out that one of the girls on that show did a lot of foot fetish/bondage porn. THAT IS VERY INTERESTING TO ME :lol

[Les Waste]

I tried to search to find some of the bondage porn the girl from that show has been in, but I couldn't find it. Maybe it's just really obscure or something. :(

and I would rather scoop my eyeballs out with a melon baller, slash the backs of my knees, and eat my own feces than watch Kangeroo Jack.

>:

[Zomboid]

Ugh. They also want, or already got, akiva goldsman to do some writing for batman vs superman. One of the main guys blamed for the batman franchise blowing ass, and they want him back. Same exact thing with joel schumacher. I hate that guy, but I can't hate him too much cause of the lost boys:(

[CastroMotorOil]

Me and my friends found some of it. havn't watched it and i am not at home so i can't get the name as of yet. Go to www.thesmokinggun.com and they have names of the movies and screenshots. They also have a list of the sick shit she did in just ONE movie. Everything form feet to like drinking piss and stuff. Funny

[JeefGyle]

Just married was iguana shit, I hated it. Even the parts that had potential to be semi-funny were masked by that shitty soundtrack. I swear the whole thing was done on a xylaphone (sp?)

[Jixby Phillips]

I bet you you are that deathmetal kid in my Drafting class 3 years ago who walked up to me and said "HOW CAN YOU STAND THAT!!" when my desk was right next to the boombox playing some light piano music around christmas time.

[!!!!]

I love how people complain about these movies being shit after paying $8 to see them because they actually thought they wouldn't be.

[kinot]

I love how people complain about these movies being shit after paying $8 to see them because they actually thought they wouldn't be.

That's how Kangaroo Jack got in first place with box office sales for one week. And then it slumped down because everyone hated that movie :/

[Generator86]

You know what puts "Just Married" ahead of "Kangaroo Jack"? Brittany Murphy. There's just something about how she looks like she willingly took a couple of ruphies along with about 17 bong hits so she could star in a gangbang movie that turns me on.

[Jixby Phillips]

How the fuck does ANY actor or actress make ANY movie worse than a movie that has a fucking computor-generated kangaroo that raps and does Dr. Evil impressions???

[Generator86]

No, I meant that "Just Married" was better than "Kangaroo Jack" because of Brittany Murphy. I think Hollywood is going to be pretty hard-pressed to come up with a shittier idea than a fucking rapping kangaroo. Well, I suppose they COULD make a Teletubbies movie...

[Spectre X]

what's Kangaroo Jack about? and, if he does dr. Evil impressions, tell me the writers. I will KILL them.