NEW SHORT: "Serious Questions About Rudolph"

[Mockery]

Max Burbank's latest Short is now up online and it covers the questions that I'm sure you've all been asking yourselves for years 'n years.

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/rudolph-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/rudolph16)
Sixteen Serious Questions Raised By "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/rudolph16

Enjoy!

[DamnthatDavid]

The Big Rock Candy Mountain

That song's in O'Brother

Great Short :)

[Schimid]

What's up with the tall elf? Is he an engineer? Is he from MIT?

:lol

<3 Hermie (i think)

[the_dudefather]

good stuff

i love 'the big rock candy mountains':)

[glowbelly]

giggle

[Spectre X]

Hahaha :lol

[loomingdoom]

I found the infatuation with Clarice disturbing :( funny stuff.

[kellychaos]

That Clarice is one hot piece of white-tail. Am I right, guys?!

[Jeanette X]

I learned "Big Rock Candy Mountain" when I was a child.

Except they changed "cigarette trees" to "bubblegum trees". :/

[Miss Modular]

15.) WHY DOESN'T THE JELLY SQUIRTING WATER PISTOL EMPTY OUT THE JELLY AND PUT IN WATER?

This put a bad taste in my mouth.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

must not have been jelly.... :(

[Helm]

Yukon Cornelius, like 7% of the population is asexual.

Had me laughing out loud.

[mburbank]

Thank you all.

[Geggy]

now i'll never watch the show the same way ever again thanks a lot

[Jamesic]

Max Burbank's latest Short is now up online and it covers the questions that I'm sure you've all been asking yourselves for years 'n years.

http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/boxes/rudolph-box.jpg (http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/rudolph16)
Sixteen Serious Questions Raised By "Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer" -by Max Burbank
http://www.i-mockery.com/shorts/rudolph16

Enjoy!

Sorry if I seem stupid, but what is 'Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer'? I know all about the classic Christmas story and I can tell you're talking about a TV show of some sort, but what exactly is it? The short Mockery posted makes almost no sense!

Maybe that's just because I live in the UK...

[YakovSmirnoff]

Yakov thinks this article is funny. In soviet russia, article writes you!

[Geggy]

the question did max burbank think these thoughts while watching the show with the kids or did they help him? either way, you're a perv, a goddamn perv

[mburbank]

R the RRR is a classic Rankin and Bass puppetoon Christmas special based on the song. It is shown annually in the US, and has been for the last 40 years.

And Many of the thoughts about it in the article are things I have been thinking about it since I was a child. As a grown man, I do not think I would have had a Clarice problem. But when your a kid, lets just say those eyelashes can fuck you up, man.

[Jamesic]

R the RRR is a classic Rankin and Bass puppetoon Christmas special based on the song. It is shown annually in the US, and has been for the last 40 years.

And Many of the thoughts about it in the article are things I have been thinking about it since I was a child. As a grown man, I do not think I would have had a Clarice problem. But when your a kid, lets just say those eyelashes can fuck you up, man.

Thanks for clearing that up...

[Geggy]

But when your a kid, lets just say those eyelashes can fuck you up, man.

heh. i may never forgive you for taking away my innocence but youre too funny, man.