View Full Version : MAD MAX JAILED ON GOAT MOLESTATION CHARGES!!!!
WINO
Dec 8th, 2004, 11:02 PM
From the A.P wire:
Former I-Mockery board bitch known as Mad Max arrested on charges of exposing himself in a lewd and knowing manner to a number of goats, of assorted ages and sex.
Terra, a known skank, and owner of the goats escaped charges by testifying against the goat molester, and turning over incriminating photographic evidence and DNA samples from 2 of the alleged male goat victims.
Max remains jailed on these charges, and is probably being boned up the shitter about now by a number of young negro bucks. These negroes are calling him a fucktard while slapping their balls against his willing lips.
Max will return to the board in the future....where i will own his dumb ass.
WINO
Dec 8th, 2004, 11:13 PM
Step up tards....meet your new master.
Emu
Dec 9th, 2004, 12:01 AM
jesus christ
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 12:04 AM
I know. It sucks, but we knew what max was capable of.
FS
Dec 9th, 2004, 04:33 AM
Shut the fuck up, nobody.
Seven Force
Dec 9th, 2004, 02:59 PM
Way to wait till they're gone to make fun of them, you big pussy. You wouldn't be saying that if were here, so i'll just have to take care of you myself. Go ahead, try saying something slick. Nobody.
MetalMilitia
Dec 9th, 2004, 03:53 PM
is this the part where you crush his hopes and dreams into dust with your scatheing multisyllabic put downs?
Seven Force
Dec 9th, 2004, 04:01 PM
Polysyllabic, numbnuts.
:lol
MetalMilitia
Dec 9th, 2004, 04:08 PM
shut up. multisyllabic is definatly a word... im just not entirely sure if it means what i first though it did.
MetalMilitia
Dec 9th, 2004, 04:11 PM
HA! it means exactly the same thing numbnuts
http://dict.die.net/multisyllabic/
Seven Force
Dec 9th, 2004, 04:22 PM
Why would you waste your time proving to me that the word had the same meaning? Is your life that shallow? Were you hoping that a vet would pass by and say, "Hey, Metal knows what multisyllabic means, he sure showed SevenForce. He must be really hardcore. Let's accept him as one of us so we can all take turns blowing each other and tossing our salads"?
It doesn't matter what search engine/dictionary you use, you're still a fucktard in Max's eyes.
By the way, the intellectual-looking cat thing is really flamming and played out. Try again next time when you don't give me a reason to laugh at you.
Numbnuts.
:lol
FS
Dec 9th, 2004, 04:26 PM
Seven, you too are a disastrous waste of wish-I-was-Mad-Max.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 05:31 PM
Seven is the new man-bitch.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 05:35 PM
Way to wait till they're gone to make fun of them, you big pussy. You wouldn't be saying that if were here, so i'll just have to take care of you myself. Go ahead, try saying something slick. Nobody.You were, and still are owned. Quit yer whining li'l man-bitch....i'll take care of your mongoloid punk ass in due time.
You affect my mood as much as a partly cloudy day...do your best.
You may....
fag lame
fucktard lame
cry lame
But you will never....FLAME.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 05:55 PM
A meltdown in ONE post...a new record for the ol' WINO.
Seven, I haven't been away, just moderating at a better place; a place your minimal intellect wouldn't last 5 mins at. Now before you break up this post into quotations and stick your foot in your mouth, like many times in the past....ask yourself a very simple question; "How well do you take heat?"
because 5000F is gonna be your new body temperature.
If you intend to represent Max, I hope he isn't watching, because you are an embarassment to your board, and to the WWW as a whole.
Take it away man-bitch.
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MetalMilitia
Dec 9th, 2004, 05:57 PM
Why would you waste your time proving to me that the word had the same meaning? Is your life that shallow? Were you hoping that a vet would pass by and say, "Hey, Metal knows what multisyllabic means, he sure showed SevenForce. He must be really hardcore. Let's accept him as one of us so we can all take turns blowing each other and tossing our salads"?
It doesn't matter what search engine/dictionary you use, you're still a fucktard in Max's eyes.
By the way, the intellectual-looking cat thing is really flamming and played out. Try again next time when you don't give me a reason to laugh at you.
Numbnuts.
:lol
There is so much wrong with that post im not even going to bother telling you how lame it was much less try and defend my stylish cat avatar. So will just say this...
Shut up.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 06:17 PM
A person who chooses a cat for an avatar shows the world that he is a cool thinker. Cats don't obey...they choose, and ignore what they find distasteful and unsavory.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 06:20 PM
A man who chooses an avatar showing sevenforce getting his ass pounded represents the same thing....style and a sense of urgency.
Lotida
Dec 9th, 2004, 06:28 PM
:rolleyes
FartinMowler
Dec 9th, 2004, 07:27 PM
Wino is like a fat guy impatiently waiting for his burger at the counter, mumbling to himself.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 09:51 PM
Wino is like a fat guy impatiently waiting for his burger at the counter, mumbling to himself.Letting your rainbow colors shine, eh fuckstick? That was about the lamest thing i have ever heard coming from ANY tard.
Go away Fuckinmother....adults are talking here.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 09:55 PM
:rolleyeslFrom a kneeling position, Lotida longfully looks up and thanks WINO for the new pearl necklace.
Schimid
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:07 PM
Shut the fuck up.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:13 PM
Shut the fuck up.Who the fuck do you think you are?
The resident netcop?
You may go away as well, unless you are feeling overly masochistic..
Schimid
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:15 PM
No, I mean it. Shut up.
Seven Force
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:17 PM
:lol
You never owned me. And the fact you had to write that long reply tells me i'm affecting you a lot more than you let on.
FS:
Oh, I never wished I was Mad Max. Just to be in his group, that's all. There's no shame in that.
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He'll be back soon. Just wait and see. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:19 PM
Froggy li'l pup, huh?
I got a bone for ya to fetch. Jeesus fuckin christ on a rice stick, you are one serious reject from the tard farm. "I MEAN IT....SHUT UP"
WAHHHHHHHH!!!
fuck you.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:23 PM
And get rid of that dumbass 8-bit avatar....What the hell is that; a frog wearing goggles with a pussy on top of it's head?
Makes you appear to be the cunt i believe you are.
Rongi
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:27 PM
would you shut up if i told you to shut up too?
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:28 PM
:lol
You never owned me. And the fact you had to write that long reply tells me i'm affecting you a lot more than you let on. Nah, just had to draw your stupid ass out....appeared it worked too.
FS:
Oh, I never wished I was Mad Max. Just to be in his group, that's all. There's no shame in that.[?QUOTE] I wouldn't wish to be him either.
It's bad enough being you.
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[quote]He'll be back soon. Just wait and see. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!I certainly hope so, and i bet you do too....you need a skirt to hide behind.
Bwahahahahahah.....fuck you as well, man-bitch.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:29 PM
[quote="Rongi"]would you shut up if i told you to shut up too?[/quote
Only if you eat that booger.]
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:30 PM
Man-bitch has me so excited, i can't quote properly.
Schimid
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:32 PM
[quote=Rongi]would you shut up if i told you to shut up too?[/quote
Only if you eat that booger.]
...What the fuck? Seriously man, shut up.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:32 PM
:lol
You never owned me. And the fact you had to write that long reply tells me i'm affecting you a lot more than you let on. Nah, just had to draw your stupid ass out....appeared it worked too.
FS:
Oh, I never wished I was Mad Max. Just to be in his group, that's all. There's no shame in that. I wouldn't wish to be him either.
It's bad enough being you.
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He'll be back soon. Just wait and see. Bwahahahahahahaha!!!!I certainly hope so, and i bet you do too....you need a skirt to hide behind.
Bwahahahahahah.....fuck you as well, man-bitch. Damn, i needed to see that twice.....rubbing my nipples too.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:34 PM
[quote="WINO"][quote=Rongi]would you shut up if i told you to shut up too?
Only if you eat that booger.
...What the fuck? Seriously man, shut up.
Seriously man, no.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:36 PM
Get used to me....I'm a swell guy once ya get to know me. :)
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:44 PM
Need to go check my forum.
See you tards later.
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:45 PM
Need to go check my forum.
See you tards later. But not much......
WINO
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:46 PM
Need to go check my forum.
See you tards later. But not much......
Be good now.
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