View Full Version : I'm in love with Ann Coulter
KevinTheOmnivore
Dec 9th, 2004, 09:10 PM
I've put a lot of thought in to this, and I've come to terms with it. I'm in love with Ann Coulter.
She's snotty, arrogant, juvenile, antagonistic, and terribly ill-informed. Her books are crap, and were it not for her lack of pom-poms, I'd be almost certain she's the official GOP Cheerleader.
I want to marry her. Unfortunately, her ideal man is Joe McArthy. :(
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 9th, 2004, 09:23 PM
Dude....drive to Alabama and call me...I have a bottle of really good scotch...we'll drink and you'll forget....she's no good for you....
FartinMowler
Dec 9th, 2004, 09:53 PM
I have a confession...I'm in love with Maria Bartiomo :lol
http://chick.artloc.com/images/maria_bartiromo_07.jpg
Emu
Dec 9th, 2004, 10:16 PM
If you want to rid yourself of those feelings, think of what she'll be like in 25 years.
Bobo Adobo
Dec 9th, 2004, 11:46 PM
Shes also a Deadhead...
I find this really hard to understand. Especially since Bob Weir's new job is being the democrats cheerleader. :(
VinceZeb
Dec 10th, 2004, 01:26 AM
I've put a lot of thought in to this, and I've come to terms with it. I'm in love with Ann Coulter.
She's snotty, arrogant, juvenile, antagonistic, and terribly ill-informed. Her books are crap, and were it not for her lack of pom-poms, I'd be almost certain she's the official GOP Cheerleader.
Are you sure you didn't stumble across a mirror while wearing a Ann Coulter mask, Kevin? Sounds like you are giving a blow-by-blow description of yourself.
KevinTheOmnivore
Dec 10th, 2004, 01:41 AM
ZING!
FS
Dec 10th, 2004, 05:10 AM
Vince like a gi-irl! Vince likes a gi-irl!
WhiteRat
Dec 10th, 2004, 06:47 AM
I'm a republican and despise Anne Coulter. She's only good for a good session of smackin' a weiner across her face.
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 10th, 2004, 07:44 AM
I've put a lot of thought in to this, and I've come to terms with it. I'm in love with Ann Coulter.
She's snotty, arrogant, juvenile, antagonistic, and terribly ill-informed. Her books are crap, and were it not for her lack of pom-poms, I'd be almost certain she's the official GOP Cheerleader.
Are you sure you didn't stumble across a mirror while wearing a Ann Coulter mask, Kevin? Sounds like you are giving a blow-by-blow description of yourself.
damn....is that all you have left? At least call him a fag or something....
mburbank
Dec 10th, 2004, 09:18 AM
Doeth anyone hear a nanoying Mothquito buthing around?
Seriously Vinth, I'm only noticing you posted out of rethpect for your previous work. Why even bother if that's all you're up to? Give your fingers a rest, I'm sure they need their beauty sleep to get ready for your next underwater handjob.
And Kev, don't worry about your Coulter thing. At heart, it's like guys fantasies about Lipstick esbians, dreaming that their problem is they've never kniown what's it's like with a REAL man. Your thinking you're hot,alll night long, powers of explanation could turn her.
Anonymous
Dec 10th, 2004, 10:29 AM
I've put a lot of thought in to this, and I've come to terms with it. I'm in love with Ann Coulter.
She's snotty, arrogant, juvenile, antagonistic, and terribly ill-informed. Her books are crap, and were it not for her lack of pom-poms, I'd be almost certain she's the official GOP Cheerleader.
Are you sure you didn't stumble across a mirror while wearing a Ann Coulter mask, Kevin? Sounds like you are giving a blow-by-blow description of yourself.
Kevin is a GOP cheerleader?
FartinMowler
Dec 10th, 2004, 11:26 AM
this really isn't about hot women is it?
Anonymous
Dec 10th, 2004, 01:17 PM
Kevin wrote a book?
El Blanco
Dec 10th, 2004, 07:04 PM
If Ann Coulter is a man, then I don't wanna be straight.
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 11th, 2004, 11:48 AM
Christ, guys....Ann Coulter if fucking hideous.....I mean seriously, look at her...skinny legs, no boobs, stringy blond hair...
mburbank
Dec 11th, 2004, 12:00 PM
Yeah but for a So far Right your a raving lunatic conservative, she's really hot! It's a great arena for her. Like the chick with the nicem figure at the SCI-Fi convention with a wall eye. It really doesn't matter she has a wall-eye, does it?
In the kingdom of the very ugly, Anne Coulter is Beauty Queen.
kellychaos
Dec 11th, 2004, 12:28 PM
I think that it's a power and humiliation thing. Do your fantasies involve five asian guys in a circle jerk with Ann in the middle in a giant martini glass?
Anonymous
Dec 11th, 2004, 12:44 PM
She probably was quite lovely before the power of the one ring changed her ;<
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 11th, 2004, 12:53 PM
I doubt very seriously that Ann Coulter has ever been anything close to lovely....as close as she could get would be horrible....
kellychaos
Dec 11th, 2004, 01:03 PM
http://homepage.mac.com/heli1/B1091977910/C107973448/E40841536/Media/AnnCoulter.jpg
Emu
Dec 11th, 2004, 02:12 PM
what the fuck, kelly posted something that made me laugh :(
Brandon
Dec 11th, 2004, 02:33 PM
I really never thought she was all that attractive. She always looked (and sounded) like a post-op trannie to me.
mburbank
Dec 11th, 2004, 05:14 PM
Don't knock post op trannies till you've tried post op trannies.
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 11th, 2004, 07:08 PM
Oh, man...that was an image I didn't need....yow...
El Blanco
Dec 11th, 2004, 07:46 PM
Christ, guys....Ann Coulter if fucking hideous.....I mean seriously, look at her...skinny legs, no boobs, stringy blond hair...
What? You've never heard of heroin chic?
KevinTheOmnivore
Dec 13th, 2004, 04:59 PM
http://www.anncoulterdoc.com/
:love
Cosmo Electrolux
Dec 14th, 2004, 07:39 AM
Christ, guys....Ann Coulter if fucking hideous.....I mean seriously, look at her...skinny legs, no boobs, stringy blond hair...
What? You've never heard of heroin chic?
no, she's just fucking ugly.....inside and out.
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