UNBAN FARTIN

[Jixby Phillips]

HE ROCKS

[Emu]

:(

[soundtest]

Fartin is banned? What did he do?

[Anonymous]

Chojin banned him for making yet another character. Or because he was annoying. I don't know.

[Dr. V]

:/

[ItalianStereotype]

unban spazboy, unban fart, unban the cure for broken hearts

[WINO]

unban spazboy, unban fart, unban the cure for broken hearts Go open some new batteries....get over it.

[ItalianStereotype]

what?

[WINO]

You know...usually of a basic carbon/zinc composition, powers things that vibrate......

[ItalianStereotype]

pork chop, was that supposed to be funny?

[WINO]

pork chop, was that supposed to be funny?As about as funny as what you do when crack cocaine and dark penis is presented to you.

[ItalianStereotype]

wait, so you're implying that you suck?

[WINO]

Are you implying you do???/

What a freak!!

You go Girl!!!!

[WINO]

I bet you are popular gal in certain parts of town....usually those with diverse ethinicity.

[Sethomas]

Batteries are generally alkaline (comprising neither carbon nor zinc) or nickle cadmium, genius.

[ItalianStereotype]

wait, wait, wait. I see what you did. you pulled the "you suck-no, YOU suck" routine.

you are too much for me, sir

[WINO]

Batteries are generally alkaline (comprising neither carbon nor zinc) or nickle cadmium, genius.I said "generally", fucknuts. most bargain batteries on the market are carbon/zinc; the basic flashlight battery.....the cheap ones used by skanks......and your girlfriend.

[ItalianStereotype]

woah, this guy means business

[WINO]

I'd rather not flame in here....anyone wanna dance in Mock Wars?

[Jixby Phillips]

Oh sweet fucking god WINO you reek of internet faggotry.

Seriously anybody who uses words like "flame" or "troll" or "newbie" should be fucking SHOT in front of their family.

HEY OFFICE SPACE RULES HAHAHA I CAN RELATE HAHA

[WINO]

You "C" class tards wouldn't know how a real flame forum works....

[WINO]

And office space kicks ass....good flick.

[Jixby Phillips]

YOU AREN'T MAN ENOUGH TO HANDLE A *REAL* FLAME FORUM

What's the fucking point? Seriously. YOU ARE AN INTERNET FAGGOT. STOP BEING ONE. I swear to fucking god you make me fucking sick. STOP IT. STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT.

AND EVERY INTERNET FAGGOT LIKES OFFICE SPACE FUCKING FUCK

[WINO]

This sure as fuck is'n't one. This is just R&R for me.

Pm me and i'll invite you to my world.

[WINO]

And don't try to cyber me.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

holy shit :eek

[Mr. Oysterhead]

So tell me, how is it more fun to just bray idiocies at random people online than it is to make them cry and want to kill themselves in reality?

[WINO]

So tell me, how is it more fun to just bray idiocies at random people online than it is to make them cry and want to kill themselves in reality?I'd strangle you with your spine if i could. But at least i'd have the dignity to give you respects at burial; a 21 well-endowed men salute. Although i'm sure you have slurped enough manjuice in your time that you have a jizz deposit well established in your plural system.

Upon the salute, you would finally fill up and drown.

The way you always wanted to go.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

This sure as fuck is'n't one. This is just R&R for me.

Pm me and i'll invite you to my world.

hey did you notice how intimidating you just sounded if that was the sample of your world i think i would want to PARTY UP and be PROUD of my RACE

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I'd strangle you with your spine if i could.

I'm pretty sure that if you managed to get my spine all the way around my neck, and in a small enough manner to strangle someone, I'd be pretty dead. Also note: attempting such acts would get you shot, and it is easy to be a big man through a phone line.

[WINO]

I'd strangle you with your spine if i could.

I'm pretty sure that if you managed to get my spine all the way around my neck, and in a small enough manner to strangle someone, I'd be pretty dead. Also note: attempting such acts would get you shot, and it is easy to be a big man through a phone line.And fun too.....

[WINO]

Now shut the fuck up as well, and join my other bitches in the stable.

[WINO]

I'd strangle you with your spine if i could.

I'm pretty sure that if you managed to get my spine all the way around my neck, and in a small enough manner to strangle someone, I'd be pretty dead. Also note: attempting such acts would get you shot, and it is easy to be a big man through a phone line.Are you strapped or something?

Go watch T.V.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

More fun to be the devil to those around you, and you haven't got any bitches, or any stables; and if you had bitches, you'd not waste the money on stables. Stables are for horses, not dogs.

[WINO]

A special exception is being made in your case.

[WINO]

A wire pen.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

would it possibly be ELECTRIFIED oh boy you sure would put oyster in HIS place with an electrified one

[Mr. Oysterhead]

What if I have rabies? or some other disease? or I'm just feral?

[Mr. Vagiclean]

shut the FUCK up oyster you are supposed to be in a WIRE PEN right now you are ruining all the cream!

[WINO]

What if I have rabies? or some other disease? or I'm just feral?Then i'll just shoot ya and put you in the dumpster in a brown plastic bag.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

There was cream? Where was I for the cream? What kind of cream? I like cream. And I can still talk in a wire pen, you need a muzzle. If you put a muzzle on me, then my voice will be muffled. But it's very hard to muffle me through the internet. I've tried it. It's hard.

[WINO]

It should be hard...if ya want the "creme".

[Mr. Oysterhead]

I don't want creme. I don't really want cream either. And what if, before you shoot me, dig a hole under the wire pen and start eating your throat at night? or run away only to come back and exact my vengeance in an undisclosed amount of time? or a large group of hippies who've recently lost their drug supply happen to see you shooting me and attack with flaming torches and energy-efficient vehicles. It's very hard to shoot someone who's driving a car at you. Even if you make them dead they can still keep going. Or what if there's a small case of divine intervention? or gun control?

[WINO]

If you insist on humping my leg, at least send it a valentines card.

[Mr. Vagiclean]

so are you guys done kissing i thought we were in a BRAWL COMEON BIGDOG

[WINO]

This brawl was over many posts ago....but if you are feeling overly masochistic........

[Mr. Vagiclean]

The above statement was false....

[WINO]

Nice try.....

[Jixby Phillips]

I like how to him, the fact that this isn't a FLAME FORUM is an insult. Like, we'd try to call ourselves that to be cool. Seriously, even using the word "flame" in that context is tacky and abhorrable.

See, I really think this. I'm not just insulting you for the sake of insulting. That stuff that you do? that "YOU SUCK COCK MANJUICE PENIS PENIS GAY GAY YOU ARE GAY I'LL BET YOU ARE GAY" stuff? see, you can pretty much say the same exact insult and just fill in a new name. Get what I'm saying? It's pointless, and if you think we're impressed by your ability to creatively mix vulgarities and attach them to a random person you know nothing about, or that it's something that we strive for (which would explain your "FLAMING" McClain for calling you a "fucking dork" instead of a "MOTHER FUCKING CUM-SUCKING PEICE OF SHIT DORK WHO I WILL BEAT TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN RIB CAGE"), then you are a fucking dork.

END OF BOOK

[WINO]

Meltdown alert!!!

[Mr. Vagiclean]

you mean MA :rolleyes

[GADZOOKS]

http://img24.exs.cx/img24/1594/punchsmaller27ay.gif

I'M GOING TO PISS ON YOUR FACE AND FUCK YOUR MOTHER, QUEERBAIT :explode :explode :explode

WELCOME TO MY WORLD >:

[Dr. V]

'Bout time you showed up, this guy's on a rampage.

[Mr. Oysterhead]

That's a miserable rampage.

[Dr. V]

Yeah...

Thats the joke.

moron

[Anonymous]

I wonder if this thread will end with someone being banned? Ah, the mysteries of life.

[Jixby Phillips]

I see you're starting to meltdown :lol

next! :lol

[Anonymous]

Together, Boogie and I will rule the world.

[ThisIsWitty]

So why was Fartin banned?

[Guitar Woman]

WITTY! :love

[Guitar Woman]

unban spazboy, unban fart, unban the cure for broken hearts
....What? When was I banned? :o

[ThisIsWitty]

I hate you.

[AChimp]

IS IT TOO LATE TO JOIN THIS FLAME WAR :picklehat

[The Damp Moose]

HEY CHINP I GOT A REAL BONE 2 PICK W/ U

[McMock]

WHY CAN'T WE JUST ALL GET ALONG???

;teardrop

[The Damp Moose]

HEY MOCK I GOT A REAL HARD BONE 2 PICK W/ U

[McMock]

OH YEAH? WELL YOU FIGHT LIKE A DAIRY FARMER!

[The Damp Moose]

H/O A SEC IM BRUSHING MY HAIR

[The Damp Moose]

O.K NANCY BOY HERE WE GO ITS TIME 2 BRALL

IM SMACKING YOU LIKE A BITCH HOW DOES IT FEEL

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[glowbelly]

unban spazboy, unban fart, unban the cure for broken hearts
....What? When was I banned? :o

you are NOT spazboy >:

not even close >:

[Guitar Woman]

Everyone calls me that. Who am I? :tear

[Guitar Woman]

Ugh... That sounded like a line from a SquareEnix game. :(

[Drev]

I read the topic as 'URBAN FARTIN' and I thought Fartin would bust in, and lay down some rhymes.

Thanks for disappointing me, Jixby. >:

[ItalianStereotype]

did I do it right, glow?

spaz, what the hell would make you think I would pull you from a burning car much less want you to be unbanned from our forum?

[Guitar Woman]

So you can make fun of me. :tear

[Cosmo Electrolux]

so, did anyone get banned? :/

Hey!! Is WINO one of those Brawl Hall fruits?

[MrAdventure]

i think fartin shouldnt have been banned i liked him!

[Dole]

Everyone should be banned, and then immediately re-instated, and then banned again to teach them ALL A FUCKING LESSON!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

i think fartin shouldnt have been banned i liked him!

I'm not surprised....

I have a question. Did you ever take any grammar classes in school?

[huond]

i have a question for *you* cosmo when did you graduate from JERK COLLEGE?

[Stabby]

Fartin was one of only two people to ever talk to me in pm here so I say unban him and give him a raise!

[ItalianStereotype]

fartin talked to everyone in PM. trust me, he's in a better place now.

[MetalMilitia]

This place just isnt the same without fartin and his irelivant comments. :(

i think he has probably learnt his lesson by now.

[Anonymous]

Look, you retard, he asked to be banned.

[The Damp Moose]

But wait! How will he tell you when he wants to be unbanned!!!

:eek

[Helm]

I BETTER GET UNBANNED RIGHT NOW MISTERS

[Esuohlim]

I honestly didn't really dislike Fartin. :(

[ziggytrix]

I honestly don't give a fuck.

[Helm]

Helm
Hairy-assed Greek


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Posts: 2846
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did you get banned?

just wondering Fartinmowler (Marty)



Lol That's an e-mail from Fartin. He's stupid.

Hear that, Fartin? You're stupid. Stop reading a forum you're banned on and carry on with your getting a life.

[sadie]

poor fartin.

[GADZOOKS]

Well now he can spend more time with his wife :lol

[Jixby Phillips]

fartin's a good guy you guys :(

[pjalne]

Fartin's the wacky neighbour of these boards. Like the guy next door who's riding around on the lawnmower and shouting "Hey kids, don't get into trouble now IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN HAHA!"

[mburbank]

See, I thought this was a joke thread, which I guess is sad.

I think we should unban him, or perhaps actively seek out A Chimp in Walmart and re-instate him.

On another note, I have never created a character. But it's only becuase I can't be bothered to figure out how.

Oh, and that Wino guy is great. Know what I like about him. Just everything. He sure is a flamer.

[Dole]

No-one misused apostrophes on a daily basis like Fartin.

[kellychaos]

No one sent drunken PMs quite like Fartin. I'm going to send him a Hickory Farms cheese wheel. :tear