PICTURE SURVEY - GET A CAMERA YOU JERK

[Jixby Phillips]

THIS IS THE PICTURE SURVEY. It is like a gay online survey except better because you answer with pictures instead of words. So you gotta have a camera to do this and you gotta have a way to get pictures (new or pre-existing) online (either have a digital camera or a scanner), and a place to host them (figure this out yourself >:)

It's like post your picture here but none of the pictures require you to be in them.

You can explain the picture if you like haha i'm not HITLER for goshsakes

I WILL BE PARTICIPATING BUT COOL IT THESE THINGS TAKE A WHILE

HERES THE QUESTIONS YOU MUST ANSWER/PICTURES YOU MUST TAKE

YOU MAY TAKE AS MANY PHOTOS AS YOU NEED TO ANSWER THE QUESTIONS - OBVIOUSLY IF THE QUESTIONS DO NOT APPLY TO YOU THEN SKIP THEM, OR MAKE THEM WORK FOR YOU. THOUGH I'D PREFER YOU TAKE PICTURES, IF YOU FEEL THAT FINDING PICTURES VIA IMAGE GOOGLE SEARCH WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE, THEN

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1. How clean or messy is your bedroom?

2. How clean or messy is your closet?

3. How clean or messy is your desk/computor area/computor? (at home)

4. What kind of shoes do you have?

5. What is/are your favorite possesion(s)?

6. How many books do you own?

7. How much money do you have? ;_;

8. What kind of food do you eat?

9. What is outside your window?

10. Where are the places you eat?

11. Where do you frequently shop? and for what?

12. What School do you go to?

13. Where do you Work?

14. How do you get around?

15. What entertains you the most?

16. What is the biggest source of your misery?

17. What are you embrassed of?

18. What do you love the most?

19. Who are your friends?

20. Who are your family?

21. Who do you see a lot, who isn't a friend or family member?

22. What's the first thing you see when you wake up?

23. What does your house look like from the outside?

24. What were you wearing yesterday?

25. WILD CARD (EXPLAINATION REQUIRED >: )

[Strapping Young Lad]

http://artisticengine.homestead.com/files/bowling2.jpg

[Anonymous]

...and it only takes one of our morons 9 minutes to completely miss the point.

[MetalMilitia]

1. How clean or messy is your bedroom?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/1.jpg
Not very

2. How clean or messy is your closet?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/2.jpg
There isnt a great deal in it... just a shirt and some old clothes i hardly ever wear.

3. How clean or messy is your desk/computor area/computor? (at home)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/3.jpg
Not very tidy but it is not as bad as it used to be.

4. What kind of shoes do you have?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/4.jpg

5. What is/are your favorite possesion(s)?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/5.jpg
:(

6. How many books do you own?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/6.jpg
I only really read on the bus to college and borrow books from my parents.

7. How much money do you have? ;_;
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/7.jpg
:(

8. What kind of food do you eat?

http://www.hoehner.com/www/jeckeecke/escene-0.1/img/back/toast.jpg

9. What is outside your window?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/9.jpg
Wasteland and a railway line.

10. Where are the places you eat?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/1.jpg
And the cafe place in college.

11. Where do you frequently shop? and for what?
http://www.feda.supersonik.com/menorca/imatges%20mitja/logo_spar.jpg
For food

12. What School do you go to?
http://www.wiltscoll.ac.uk/graphics/itlc/Trowbridge-site.jpg
http://www.wiltscoll.ac.uk/home/centres/trowbridge/images/bridge.jpg
http://www.wiltscoll.ac.uk/home/centres/trowbridge/images/Thumb_trow_coll_front.jpg
The pics on their website suck :/

13. Where do you Work?
I dont

14. How do you get around?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/4.jpg
http://ctweb.hants.gov.uk/ptgphotos/Buses/firhav1.JPG

15. What entertains you the most?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/5.jpg
Movies, music and games machine.

16. What is the biggest source of your misery?
*See all pictures*
I have a pretty boring life.

17. What are you embrassed of?
I cant really think of anything :/
Probably my parents, sometimes.

18. What do you love the most?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/18.jpg
My awsome cat.

19. Who are your friends?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/19.jpg
:/

20. Who are your family?
I dont have any pictures atm :(

21. Who do you see a lot, who isn't a friend or family member?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/21.jpg
College people and, my web design teacher.

22. What's the first thing you see when you wake up?

http://www.american-allergy-supply.com/history/pillow-zipper.jpg

23. What does your house look like from the outside?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/23.jpg
Mine's the one on the left.

24. What were you wearing yesterday?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/24.jpg

25. WILD CARD (EXPLAINATION REQUIRED >: )
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v37/176659.9/Post/25.jpg

Where the picture of my teacher ended up :s
I have no idea why they put it up there.
"quick lets duct tape a giant picture of neil to a factory"


There, i think thats about all of em.

[Strapping Young Lad]

Chojin sure thrives on being a condescending, egotistical blowhard. Too bad she (he?) isn't a politician and is only a moderator on a silly message board.

[soundtest]

egotistical blowhard

:lol

this is a great thread idea... if i get a digital camera for xmas, i'll be back here.

[Jixby Phillips]

Thank you for participating Metal Militia! that was great!

When I am done with finals I'm going to spend all day taking pictures of shit before I have to go home for christmas ;_; then i'll take pictures there too :eek

[kellychaos]

Chojin sure thrives on being a condescending, egotistical blowhard. Too bad she (he?) isn't a politician and is only a moderator on a silly message board.

Please note the website name.

[the_dudefather]

apologies for crappy pics - crappy camera. this is taking a while.

1. bedroom:
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/messy.JPG

2. too dark for pic, but its messy

3. desk:
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/messydesk.JPG

4. shoes:
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/shoes.JPG

5: possesion:
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/pcandme.JPG

6. books:
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/books.JPG
random selection, the signed book is himalya by michael palin

7. cash:
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/cash.JPG

8. food:
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/biccy.JPG

9. window:
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/window.JPG
theres not much to see when its light

10. eat:
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/messydesk.JPG

11.shop:
http://www.freeline.hu/referenciaink/uzletek/tesco/tesco.jpg

12.school:
http://www.thestudentzone.com/universities/uimages/Unipics/abertay.jpg
actualy its the library (as featured in edge)

13.work:
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/pcandme.JPG
closed thing to work

14.get around:
http://www.mycgiserver.com/~butiki/asylum/walk.jpg

15. entertainment
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/pcandme.JPG

16.misery
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/fugly.JPG
im ugly.

17.embarresed
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/fugly.JPG
see above

18:love
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/tracyandme.JPG
hotdogs and tracy at bottom live (the beard is no longer present)

19:friends
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/tracyandme.JPG
hotdogs and tracy again. (havent got pics of others, there are some, really)

20:family
no pic. theys at home.

21: people i see how are not friends or family
http://www.gamasutra.com/features/20030808/freeman.jpg

22: first thing when i wake up
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/ceiling.JPG

23: outside
cant get a pic

24: wildcards
http://www.badgerparade.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/dan/doodles.JPG
doodles wot i done (they suck)


so theres a insight into my crappy life. this took frikkin ages to do.

[thebiggameover]

damnit i wish i had a camera. this is going to be a cool thread...
:(

[Karl Hungus]

1. my room is moderatly clean, but somewhat messy.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/room1.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/room2.jpg

2. my closet is in the same condition as my room

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/closet.jpg

3. my computer area is rarely used because of hot wireless on laptop action.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/computer.jpg

4. my shoes are comfort machines

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/shoes.jpg

5. my favorite possession is my meager collection of compact discs.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/possessions.jpg

6. i own more than two books

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/books.jpg

7. i have this many moneys(and store credit, which is more fun tha n money)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/money.jpg

8. i only eat food that is made out of animals

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/food.jpg

9. outside my window...is the ghetto

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/outside.jpg

10. see number eight

11. i will post about this later, when i go shopping.

12. i don't attend "school"

13. i use these to get around

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/shoes.jpg

14. i work here

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/work.jpg

15. this is what entertains me the most!!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/entertainment.jpg

16. this is my biggest source of misery!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/crotch.jpg

17. im embarassed of this

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/crotch.jpg

18. i love this more than anything

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/entertainment.jpg
+
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/crotch.jpg

19. here is me with some friends when i was a kid, i will post more about this at a later date

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/bnfremd.jpg

20. my family doesn't like me

21. I SAW THIS MAN OUTSIDE MY WINDOW!!! HES NOT MY FRIEND OR RELATIVE
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/theman.jpg

22. when i wake up i see this, and the future.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/wakeup.jpg

23. this is my house from outside of the inside.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/frontdoor.jpg

24. i wore this yesterday, and a week before that.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/clothes.jpg

25. THIS FELLOW STARES AT ME WHILE I PEE, AND WATCHES MY BACK WHILE I MAKE #2!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/wildcard.jpg

[the_dudefather]

:lol at 25

[thebiggameover]

the american south west...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/outside.jpg

tucson?

[nothing4buddha]

1. How clean or messy is your bedroom?
:( the pic wouldn't load, but my room is clean X-(

2. How clean or messy is your closet?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/2.jpg

3. How clean or messy is your desk/computor area/computor? (at home)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/3.jpg

4. What kind of shoes do you have?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/4.jpg
aren't they purty :D

5. What is/are your favorite possesion(s)?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/5.jpghttp://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/51.jpg
my drumline equipment :(

6. How many books do you own?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/6.jpg

7. How much money do you have? ;_;
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/7.jpg
yes i do live in california and i have canadian money

8. What kind of food do you eat?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/8.jpg
the good stuff ;O

9. What is outside your window?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/9.jpg

10. Where are the places you eat?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/10.gif

11. Where do you frequently shop? and for what?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/11.gif for food

12. What School do you go to?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/12.jpg go PHS :(

13. Where do you Work?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/13.jpg
i work at two subways and a vans

14. How do you get around?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/14.jpg
'93 nissan altima SE

15. What entertains you the most?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/15.jpg
:(

16. What is the biggest source of your misery?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/20.jpg
my fat cousin tony :(

17. What are you embrassed of?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/17.jpg
oh noes baby pictures :eek

18. What do you love the most?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/18.jpg
my old hound belle :D

19. Who are your friends?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/19.jpg
my friend buddy (thats his real name :eek)
http://i.myspace.com/16/51/2551561/15028489_l.jpg
and my friend abby

20. Who are your family?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/20.jpg
big tony :(

21. Who do you see a lot, who isn't a friend or family member?
http://c.myspace.com/00017/08/11/17551180_l.jpg
i always see this guy at the lake :(

22. What's the first thing you see when you wake up?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/22.jpg

23. What does your house look like from the outside?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/23.jpg

24. What were you wearing yesterday?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/imock/24.jpg
:(

25. WILD CARD (EXPLAINATION REQUIRED mad.gif )
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/random/outdoor.jpg
look at the pretty sunset :D

[Schimid]

Oh man, it's threads like these that make me need a camera.

[Zomboid]

Our new 20s look a lot cooler than those ones but I don't think the loon is on it anymore :(

[Jixby Phillips]

This is great! I like getting to know my buds here on i-mockery :D

[Big McLargehuge]

1. How clean or messy is your bedroom?


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000479.jpg
2. How clean or messy is your closet?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000481.jpg
3. How clean or messy is your desk/computor area/computor? (at home)

i use my lap ;(

4. What kind of shoes do you have?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000484.jpg

5. What is/are your favorite possesion(s)?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/SICK.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000493.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000495.jpg

My brush has all my hair that has fallen out wrapped around it :(

and see #6

6. How many books do you own?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000488.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000489.jpg

7. How much money do you have? ;_;
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000487.jpg

8. What kind of food do you eat?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/food.jpg

The chinese food isn't mine, i can't have it :'(

9. What is outside your window?
AT NIGHT.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000491.jpg

10. Where are the places you eat?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/nuts.jpg

11. Where do you frequently shop? and for what?

DID YOU NOT SEE MY MONEY? I CAN 'T SHOP >:

12. What School do you go to?

http://drc.arizona.edu/athletics/images/font-page.gif

13. Where do you Work?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/hot.jpg

HA HA BITCHES

14. How do you get around?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000490.jpg

15. What entertains you the most?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/wild.jpg

16. What is the biggest source of your misery?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000487.jpg

17. What are you embrassed of?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/SICK.jpg

NOBODY TELL MY ROOMATE I SLEEP WITH A TEDDY BEAR :lol

18. What do you love the most?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000492.jpg

I love tobacco, R2D2, arrested development, David Bowie, and Bill Hicks

19. Who are your friends?

I AM NOT GOING TO POST PICTURES OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT THIER PERMISSION

20. Who are your family?


I AM NOT GOING TO POST PICTURES OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT THIER PERMISSION

21. Who do you see a lot, who isn't a friend or family member?


I AM NOT GOING TO POST PICTURES OF PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET WITHOUT THIER PERMISSION

22. What's the first thing you see when you wake up?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000483.jpg

Except without the flash, or the pants.

23. What does your house look like from the outside?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v352/this_is_not_snuff/other%20stuff/frontdoor.jpg

24. What were you wearing yesterday?

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/wellfuck.jpg

25. WILD CARD (EXPLAINATION REQUIRED >: )

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v47/Big_mclargehuge/IM000486.jpg


She looks at my butt while Vladimir Koloff watches me pee :x

[liquidstatik]

hahhahaha you look so poor!

[Big McLargehuge]

Just wait till you move out and you don't have mommy, daddy, and jesus helping you out. Just wait till it is just you one-on-one with the world where the world has brass knuckles and you a glass jaw. Then you will know what poverty really is (it's not material by the way). You will feel the oppressive and overwhelming weight of the world slowly squeezing all your hope and all you dreams out of you. Then you will know what it is to be helpless and alone in a world that looks at your pocket book first before judging your character. Life is stupid, your only hope is to get out while you can.

[RedLeader01]

Why does Jixby Phillips insist on making these awful and useless threads? Simply pathetic. If I started this thread, he'd think it was stupid and add it to a cunt file or some shit like that.

I-Mockery means I make fun of you, so if you post a picture of your messy room, you're asking all of us to make fun of you! Do you really want that?

[FS]

This thread is such a success even Obi-Wan Kenobi would give it two thumbs up!

[Dole]

Karl Hungus is a werewolf, and drumming 4buddha was a very cute kid, but she is crap at applying nail polish.

[nothing4buddha]

Karl Hungus is a werewolf, and drumming 4buddha was a very cute kid, but she is crap at applying nail polish.

my three year old cousin re-applied it last night :(
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v214/DRUMMING4BUDDHA/P1010205.jpg

[Emu]

I'll just answer the book one right now, since that's all I have time for and it's the only one that applies to me that's halfway interesting. :(


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture634.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture635.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture636.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture637.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/8e0ea1aa.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture639.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture640.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/ikrsez/Picture641.jpg

Photobucket's being bitchy and I don't feel like resizing them so you're all gonna have to do the work :x

[glowbelly]

i have more books than all of you put together so far :o

[Big McLargehuge]

more people need to take part :(

[Mr. Vagiclean]

oh me? well i am not INTERESTING :(

[Jixby Phillips]

more people have taken part than i thought :eek

I'm done with finals I'm gonna take some pictures >_<

[the_dudefather]

im now finished my exams w00t!