Lonely man lap pillow

[Mockery]

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[Drunkenbrigade]

The Ted Bundy sleep set. Collect them ALL!

[kellychaos]

Personally, I would sleep on the ass part.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I remember seeing a full bodied one. This doesn't seem morbid in a manniquin kind of way?

[FS]

Impress superfun button on posterior to unleash MAGIC vapor stinky fish cloud!

[GADZOOKS]

Just insert the blood pack in the side and every once a month see it OOZE.

[Shyandquietguy]

New from Hotwheels! Race around the track and make laps ahead of your opponent! But be careful, your opponent can get past you as easily as you can get past him! WATCH OUT! Kneetmah will stop at nothing to stomp you off your track! Get past the kicking feet and leave your opponent to be dismembered on the cliffside! Raise the bridge to safety and send the messenger enemy war planes on their way to their own destruction, then beat the homestretch and release the treasure top of Kneetmah's brain that the war planes guarded! This new set even comes with a collapsable feature and Kneetmah can be a handy carrying case to take the playset where ever you go! You can even put candy in the treasure top so the winnings will be even sweeter the next time you play!

[McMock]

YOU CAN HAVE ONE FOR FREE BUT YOU MUST TAKE THE HOMELESS MAN WITH IT.