How Do You Explain Yourself?

[McClain]

Most people are all f'd up because of trauma. I can't actually describe why I'm all angst-ridden and shit, because I can't actually recall anything eventful happening to me.
But what's your excuse? I mean, you're waaaay more fucked up than I am.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Mine's trauma, but I suspect there's a hint of self destructive, alcohol fueled psychosis with some free floating anxiety thrown in for a laugh....plus, I have to crap. :|

[Burger Lord]

Because I'm from the 90's angst filled, hate everything generation, but that's not what I tell people. I usually say I had a bum childhood. And really, my childhood was not that bad I'm just an ass.

[glowbelly]

my dad left when i was a babe
everything else was fine until he died
then i went nuts
and then my mom died
and then i had an abusive boyfriend
and then i got pregnant
and then i had a misacarriage
and then i drank
a lot
and did drugs
a lot

but now i'm happy and pregnant and don't do any of that stuff cause i finally figured out how to forgive myself and love life and all those other's cliches.

[McClain]

Okay. Goooood, good. So, how does that make you feel?

[mburbank]

With my hands.

Sometimes I feel to hard for too long a time and the other person dies.

It's not because of anything that hppened to me.

I mean, things did happen to me.







but they're not why I'm crazy.















want to know why I'm crazy?











c'mere for a sec. Seriously, just come here.

closer.

closer.


look at this...



get it? Do you get it?














ahhhh, fuck you anyhow.

[Jixby Phillips]

My mom never forced me to try new foods when i was a kid!!!!

[executioneer]

assburglars syndrome

[thebiggameover]

the cems in me brain are all wacked out and fighting each other...

[the_dudefather]

-christan brothers grammer school
-lack of alchohol/ drugs
-watching too much rik mayall shows (bottom, young ones)
-being semi-retarded for the first few years of my life (now im fully retarded har har lol)

[kellychaos]

my dad left when i was a babe
everything else was fine until he died
then i went nuts
and then my mom died
and then i had an abusive boyfriend
and then i got pregnant
and then i had a misacarriage
and then i drank
a lot
and did drugs
a lot

but now i'm happy and pregnant and don't do any of that stuff cause i finally figured out how to forgive myself and love life and all those other's cliches.

Fuuuuck ... I mean ... well ... cool ... happy holidays! :)

[Sethomas]

My main problem growing up is that my brain produced an ample amount of seratonin, but it for some reason wasn't being taken up properly by my microtubules, resulting in a lack of desire to live. i internalized this, so when the chemical aspects of my depression were solved, I continued to not want to live.

[The Damp Moose]

Hookers and beer are just to much fun. Especially the 12 year olds.

[Rongi]

i had an abusive dad who drank a lot
i was kindof a recluse as a kid, although i did have a lot of friends i simply lacked the will to ever call them up
and some other stuff i guess

[GADZOOKS]

I'm fantastic as always!

[HickMan]

I unintentionally lost my virginity :( SHUT UP

[Jixby Phillips]

In the second grade I said my favorite color was grey because I knew nobody else would pick it. When asked why it was my favorite color, I said it was because "I Love Lucy" was my favorite show, which it was.

[Rongi]

i asked a girl out and she died

[HickMan]

:(

[The Damp Moose]

In the second grade I said my favorite color was grey because I knew nobody else would pick it. When asked why it was my favorite color, I said it was because "I Love Lucy" was my favorite show, which it was.

Grey is my favorite color. I don't like I Love Lucy though. :(

I'm fucked up because people suck. Especially when your 'friends' tell you that you suck. IT FILLS YOU WITH ANGST, LOL

[McMock]

I'm made up entirely out of something called 'spy material', or so my 'Become a secret agent in 10 easy lessons' book told me anyway.

[GADZOOKS]

I witnessed a black women being killed outside of my apartment.

[nothing4buddha]

:boohoo @ this thread

[Jixby Phillips]

mine was nice >_<

[McClain]

:boohoo @ this thread

No need to fish dear. We all know why you are the way you are.

(Pssst. Hey, everone else! It's because of the "touching".)

[Black Flag]

the INTERNET!

[Dr. V]

Because I need to get laied.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Chemical imbalance and possitivly no father figure growing up.

[Evil Robot]

I'm fucked up because I had to shoot a bus load of children in Iraq. They all had rocket launchers which I found out later was actually medical equipment. They were all orphaned cancer patients and were on there way to the make a wish foundation.

[Big McLargehuge]

My dad kicked my mom in the stomach when she was pregnant with me. But he is gone now and i have a better dad.

Oh yeah and the sperm donor was one of the people which "Fire in the Sky" was based on.

[Supafly345]

I never show any emotion other than laughter, for fear that they might control my actons.

[Geggy]

hmm...where should i begin?

[HickMan]

Where the pain starts

[nothing4buddha]

:boohoo @ this thread

No need to fish dear. We all know why you are the way you are.

(Pssst. Hey, everone else! It's because of the "touching".)

hey that's original and quite witty!

[Guitar Woman]

Probably because of YOU GUYS! >:

[McClain]

hey that's original and quite witty!

Something sarcastic. Question your intellect. Cheap shot about hair. Use big word. Summarize with emphasized sarcasm and expletive.

[Seven Force]

No explanation really. I'm just an ugly and hate-filled.

That, and i'm fat. :(

[MetalMilitia]

oh well, i guess i should post mine.

Bitter, hateful, low self cofidence, low self esteem, still recovering from a bad situation with a girl about 5 months ago, lacking direction in life.

That just about sums me up. but on the bright side...

Witty, vast metal library of useless computer information, ability of play stuff on a guitar with a good degree of mastery, more direction than most of my friends, generally well liked by people i know, optimistic. :/

[Spectre X]

A conscious decision to be as antagonistic as I can be when I feel like it.

Yes.

I'm lame. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

oh well, i guess i should post mine.

Bitter, hateful, low self cofidence, low self esteem, still recovering from a bad situation with a girl about 5 months ago, lacking direction in life.

That just about sums me up. but on the bright side...

Witty, vast metal library of useless computer information, ability of play stuff on a guitar with a good degree of mastery, more direction than most of my friends, generally well liked by people i know, optimistic. :/

You'll be okay, man....no doubt :)