Perfect Christmas gift

[Micho_Rizzo]

I was thinking about getting this for my mom.

LINK (http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=6139804695)

[Burger Lord]

How about this,

http://www.scottishtitles.com/?s=EA1475

then you can be a Scottish Lord

[Drev]

I wanted Scottish titties :(

[AChimp]

http://www.impactservices.net.au/movie_list/goldmember3-b.jpg

Be careful what you wish for. :tear

[Evil Robot]

why dont you give your mother a dead mouse. I went to empty the gabage at this house I rent out to skiers and there was six of them at the bottom of the pail. Best part about it is there free, stupid thing thought there would be food in there as usual, but not this time.
PS. Your new, so I hope you were molested by your "uncle".

[Evil Bastard]

I would give you all a gun and a bullet if you promise to shoot yourselves