I met a girl on a message board

[Zhukov]

and she asked me to marry her a week after we had met in person. It's been three months now and I think I may marry her in a few years.

I just wanted to know how totally lame this is.

[AChimp]

IS SHE HAWT? PICTURES! >:

[FS]

Well, she sounds needy.

[Zhukov]

Well, she sounds needy.

Don't burst my bubble. >:

She is hot, but I wouldn't wont her photo in a sleazy place like this.

She smokes >:

Everything else is PERFECT.

[AChimp]

Tell her that you'll let her have your babies if she stops smoking. :(

[Zhukov]

She can't have kids :(
But I don't care :)

[AChimp]

She can't have kids :(
Does she have a penis? :eek

[Helm]

Tell her that marriage is an antiquated institution and that there's no place for such in your libertarian worldview. Then tell her to answer your question. No, again.

If you're OAO, that is.

[Dole]

she asked me to marry her a week after we had met in person

bit scary, eh.

[Zhukov]

bit scary, eh.

A bit, yeah. But I've come around to the idea now.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

don't get married...trust me on this one.

[Evil Bastard]

and she asked me to marry her a week after we had met in person. It's been three months now and I think I may marry her in a few years.

I just wanted to know how totally lame this is.

Well if you went looking for a women on the net, you are just as needy as she is. Most likely as fucken ugly and retarded as well.

Marry her. Its probably the only women that will ever have you

[executioneer]

that was mean, dude

[Zhukov]

don't get married...trust me on this one.

You haven't even met her >:

Anyway, I'm not marrying her right now. Maybe in a couple of years. I've never even had the thought cross my mind with anybody else, but I think about it all the time with her.


And I wasn't looking for love on the net, I just talked to her and since we lived pretty close we met up and bobs your uncle >:

[The Retro Kat]

Hey Evil Bastard, wanna fuck in the back of my white conversion van?

[Dole]

As I recall, Zhukov is actually quite a reasonable looking chap. Better looking than evil robot I bet.

[GADZOOKS]

What does evil robot have to do with anything?

[Helm]

Evil Robot would never make such a post unless someone said that Evil Robot would never make such a post. Then he'd make it. But without someone to challenge his ability to post WHAT YOU NEVER THOUGHT HE'D POST, I mean like, on his own, he'd never make that post. Hear?

[Dole]

bastard/robot...whoever. barely have a clue who most of you are at the best of times.

[kellychaos]

Hey Evil Bastard, wanna fuck in the back of my white conversion van?

After Labor Day? How uncouth! :posh

[DeadKennedys]

As long as you can get her to quit smoking, go for it

[RedLeader01]

and she asked me to marry her a week after we had met in person. It's been three months now and I think I may marry her in a few years.

I just wanted to know how totally lame this is.

If you specifically had to come to this message board, specifically to this page, to make this specific thread, THAN IT MUST BE LAME! Idiot. I've got two words for you: Prenumptual Agreement!

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I have two words for you....eat s hit.

[Sojourn]

I have a low view of the marital institution so my opinion is going to be a little one sided. While I don't think it's too lame meeting somebody on the net, particularly if your both in close proximity of each other, the discussion of marriage seems pretty odd. That isn't something that comes into play until LONG after the relationship is in place. Unless the two people are really young and for some reason I'm hearing about this more and more.

I think the idea sucks this early in the game and you need to be aware of something going on in the background that your not privy to at the moment.

A smoker too: gag. Years from now she'll sound like a union plumber and her voice will be able to peel wallpaper from a block away. But good luck to you anyway!