Mr. Devil

[Crimson Ghost]

To Whom It May Concern,

I'm trying to sell my soul and I was wondering what you have to offer. It is almost Christmas and you promptness would be appreciated. Thank you in advance.


Your Loyal Servant,

Crimson Ghost

[Emu]

Dear Crimson Ghost,

Thank you for your offer. However, Belzebub Incorporated regretfully informs you that our soul quota is full. We are simply flooded with requests from millions of loyal subscribers like yourself and it would be impossible to process your request before the specified date. We are deeply sorry. Please try again in 2014.

Harold MacDonald,
Belzebub Inc. Correspondant.

[Marine]

To Whom It May Concern,

I'm trying to sell my soul and I was wondering what you have to offer. It is almost Christmas and you promptness would be appreciated. Thank you in advance.


Your Loyal Servant,

Crimson Ghost



i'll give you a penny for that destructed soul of yours.