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adept_ninja

Dec 20th, 2004, 07:01 PM

This movie looks amazing watch the trailer
http://musicvideodistributors.com/customer/product.php?productid=199530

GADZOOKS

Dec 20th, 2004, 07:38 PM

It this one of those underground movies nobody has heard of like Clerks and Napolean Dynamite.

executioneer

Dec 20th, 2004, 09:38 PM

and donny darko and shaun of the dead and evil dead 2 :x

executioneer

Dec 20th, 2004, 09:39 PM

and monty python's quest for the holy grail!

Rongi

Dec 20th, 2004, 09:39 PM

and black people.

James

Dec 20th, 2004, 10:17 PM

I could only watch 20 minutes of it before I had to turn it off. They were clearly going for the "so bad it's good" feel, and they DID capture the 70's exploitation feel perfectly. But it was just incredibly boring and cheesy. Not cheesy enough were you can enjoy it, though.

GADZOOKS

Dec 20th, 2004, 11:03 PM

and donny darko and shaun of the dead and evil dead 2 :x

Psst, you may have not heard of this yet, but there already a sequel to evil dead 2 called army of darkness. I heard about it from a friend, but keep this between you can me ;)

HickMan

Dec 20th, 2004, 11:42 PM

Who's seen Spiderman 2?

Dec 21st, 2004, 05:16 AM

and monty python's quest for the holy grail!

I didn't know there were any Monty Python fans here!!!!!!!!!!

Let's quote the best parts!!!!!!!!

GADZOOKS

Dec 21st, 2004, 05:41 AM

you sons of silly persons :lol :lol :lol X100

sports

Dec 21st, 2004, 11:11 AM

:x Army of Darkness is my fav Evil Dead flick!

Holy Grail is just so overrated. :)

HickMan

Dec 21st, 2004, 11:30 AM

I hear-talk those crazy English KNNNNIGITS (lolguys) are making a new movie called 'Life of Brian' but it's all down on the 'hush hush' for now :x

Atticus

Dec 21st, 2004, 11:56 PM

Ha ha! Jesus Christ and El Santos versus a legion of daywalking vampires. A kick ass mix, that's all I have to say.

HickMan

Dec 22nd, 2004, 12:17 AM

That's ALL he has to say

Atticus

Dec 22nd, 2004, 02:57 AM

Until I've seen the movie.

darkvare

Dec 22nd, 2004, 06:28 PM

i love when the bunny demon kills many soldiers in monthy python

Rongi

Dec 22nd, 2004, 06:32 PM

sports you are really really fucking thick you know that right. if you came at you with a lead baseball bat and beat your head with it the bat would fucking break

James

Dec 23rd, 2004, 12:19 AM

Ha ha! Jesus Christ and El Santos versus a legion of daywalking vampires. A kick ass mix, that's all I have to say.

The execution of it all is just too poor to get any enjoyment out of it, though.

Sicktodeathmx

Dec 23rd, 2004, 08:36 AM

I saw Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, I dug it. It was a crappy B movie. But that's what I like. But yes, I liked that movie a lot :)