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James
Mar 13th, 2003, 05:17 PM
Chris Rock plays your average black man (ie a poor ****** who eats fried chicken and can't catch a break because the white man keeps him down), who ends up in a WACKY SITUATION! This then leads to plenty of degradation and insulting of white people, and then have them being funny by trying to act like the super black man that we all secretly want to be like! COMPLETE WITH POORLY SINGING RAP SONGS AND DANCING!

Ebert and Roeper give it "Two thumbs up, dawg!"

Chris Rock stars in "Let's make fun of white people in shitty movies for blacks, because we can get away with it by threatening to play the race card and bitch about slavery and racism!"

Esuohlim
Mar 13th, 2003, 05:21 PM
I must have seen it already. :/

CaptainBubba
Mar 13th, 2003, 06:00 PM
It couldn't be better than this masterpiece (http://us.imdb.com/Title?0106500).


I especially love how in the commercial the white people are scared when he says, "the roof is on fire" and they actually think its on fire!!!

Because we're stupid like that. :)

Skulhedface
Mar 13th, 2003, 06:35 PM
YEA BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHITE PEOPLE ARE SO LAME THEY CAN'T EVER BE COOL

Of course, this is coming from someone who is 1/2 Mexican.

Ninjavenom
Mar 15th, 2003, 10:10 PM
Don't be gay bubba, CB4 was awesome.