MY NEW GENERAL BLABBER THREAD

[mburbank]

Boy, what the fuck is up with all you new people? None of you now dick about what's what around here.

It used to be good, and before that it was great, but now all you suckster have sucked it all up with your suck.

I wish the real good people would come back and make great posts.

And all you new people who aren't funny, don't even post some unfunny space filler here, because that is not funny.

If some real good people who are still around just want to agree, that would be good. Or of you want to say who if they were still here it would be good if they were still posting. Or oif some good people who haven't been around in a while want to just go 'hey' that would be great.

[kellychaos]

You're a sly one, Burbank. I see what you're trying to do. ;)

[mburbank]

Hey wait! Did I do this thread before?

[Rez]

yeah, i hate Rog. not funny. :generalblabber:

[McClain]

I miss Habib. I think he was killed by a car bomb in Fallujah. RIP. Himnel.

[AChimp]

Jaeger and Protoclown need to come back and make some great posts.

[Supafly345]

You mean you need them to come back.

[Guitar Woman]

I hate you guys. :(

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Fuck all of you....I miss the Gothic Poet.....












and the Kapn

[Jixby Phillips]

Max's new general blabber thread!

[Dole]

Heaps of tomatoes, bags of lettuce, and lashings of ginger beer.

[mburbank]

Those are all great posts except for the ones that weren't great posts. It's almost like the old days or it would be if it sucked less. It's as least as good as the last time I did this.

[Helm]

Hey look here's another post soon I'll hit 3000 amazing

[mburbank]

See? That's what I'M talkin' aBOUT!

[ReadLou]

I'm new here. It's hard.. typing, because this place is like a witty minefield. And I don't care if you found that analogy funny or not, and I don't care that you think that wasn't an analogy. And I don't care if you think not caring is uncool.

K, so what's this place about enniweayz :/

[mburbank]

HEY!!!! You sound great! Do I smell I-MOCKERY RENNAISANCE!!???









you are my new favrit

[Big McLargehuge]

I should post more!!


In this thread!!

[kellychaos]

HEY!!!! You sound great! Do I smell I-MOCKERY RENNAISANCE!!???


Do we have to wear costumes again? My blacksmith skills aren't quite what they once were. :(

[ReadLou]

you are my new favrit

I didn't :) even :) see that until now.





















crazy.

[BlueOatmeal]

I miss Waterwitch. She cracked me up somthing fierce.


Would you guys miss me if I were gone? Just asking

[kellychaos]

Keep it up, jack, and I will bring you down. I will bring you down to Chinatown! :deniro

[ziggytrix]

Would you guys miss me if I were gone? Just asking

You really wanna know? (hint, the answer rhymes with "know")

[BlueOatmeal]

You cut me deep there. I know my boy Hickman and my most favorite fag IS would miss me a little.

[kellychaos]

I'll wrap him in a bow.

[glowbelly]

is this where i tell everyone how cool max and i are? i mean we're like all buddy buddy and stuff and he at one time let me refer to him as daddy, which wasn't a sexual thing at all, but more of a crutch to curb my drinking. he didn't know that, KNOW that, but i bet he did, because we are THAT tight.

[mburbank]

I didn't know, but I'm glad, because we're tight. I'm all about curbing drinking. Nobdy likes a sloppy, maudlin drunk. You got to cut back until your a fucking terrifying drunk who might do anything. Then they'll respect you.

And all you suck bastards, I'm not the Baby's father but if I WAS I bet I wouldn't 'go out for cigarettes' one day and never be seen again, because smoking is a flithy habbit! And Pippin is a filthy Hobbit. Don't believe me? Rent the extnded DVD. I am so serious. He fucks a dead orc. It goes on for like, fifteen minutes. Good sound editting though.


Anyhoo, I've been thinking a lot about boning the Olsen Twins lately. Not in a bad way, more in a geo-political statement way, like 'MIDDLEAGED, SLIGHTLY OVERWEIGHT GUY BONES OLSEN TWINS AS STATEMENT', and then afterwards, go 'So which one of you was it now who had the drug habbit?', beause mostly aftewards you're supposed to smoke and I don't.




UNLESS I GO REALLY, REALLY FAST AND THE FRICTION IGNITES MY RIG!





Which isn't really out of the question, because I'm like the friggin' Flash in the sack. My therapist says it's because I think too much.



ABOUT THE OLSEN TWINS!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE MY CALLBACK NOW, YOU SONS OF BICTHES??!!!



Hello, Glow.

[glowbelly]

hey, max. i was mostly kidding. haha. yeah, you know that already, though. i'm just explaining for all the people who actually think i'm looking for their attention.

[Shyandquietguy]

Max Burbank reminds me of a High School economics/government teacher. (I think it was government) The school was having a vote for funniest teacher for the yearbook. He got beat by the teacher next door all because the teacher next door made a link/chain joke about marriage with his wedding ring.






Hi Max Burbank!

[mburbank]

Did the government teacher brood for years about loosing and then show up at the other teachers house one night and beat him to death with a bicycle chain?

'Cause that would be WAY too wierd for a co-incidence.

[Shyandquietguy]

I don't know.

But I believe his favorite line was "Whiskey helps to whisk me away from school."

[eva01]

I miss Cap'n Crunch

[kellychaos]

It rhymes with "I miss your rosy cheeks glow". :)

[mburbank]

Hi! Welcome aboard the SS. I-mockery! It's hard to keep the 'ship' afloat without a constant supply of new 'blood', since the 'old' blood tends to 'thin out' and 'clot'.

The problem? Quality Control?

Are you blood? Or raw, untreated sewage? 'Cause while a 'ship' can and often 'does' sail the Information Superhighway Sea, crew on a 'ship' coursing over waves of 'human' waste is no fun!!!!!

Will you 'crew' with me, or must I make you 'walk' the 'plank', 'matey'? watchout! You may be 'impressed' into 'service' on the 'poop-deck' you open mouthed 'son-of-a-bitch'!

[glowbelly]

you mean i kiss my nosy leaks, kelly?

i just got majorly confused here.

i'm going to take a nap.

[kellychaos]

Oh, friggot! >: