-44

[AChimp]

It's -44*C outside right now with the windchill.

My nipples cracked off while waiting for the bus this morning. It's raisin pouch cold. :picklehat

[Dole]

-44?? surely everyone just drops dead at that temperature?

[AChimp]

We're Canadian, though. We're not like everyone else. :posh

[Matt Harty]

what are you some kind of robot

[Helm]

DESTROY HUMENS

(also: You cannot make another post so soon after your last, please try again in a short while)

[BlueOatmeal]

I should have waited untill spring time before I got my nipple pierced! PICTURES SOON!

[ReadLou]

I don't go outside at -44

Usually, -35 is the breaking point for me. VIVA LA INDOOR HEATNG.

[Zomboid]

We're Canadian, though. We're not like everyone else. :posh

That's right >: . We can also walk on ice like it's grass.

[DamnthatDavid]

I met this person who said they where in the Canadian Navy.
I laughed, and laughed and made a joke about the Canadian Navy being Tugboats with Shotguns duck taped to the side. They got mad. Canadians just can't take a joke. :/

[kellychaos]

Canadian Citizen,

At what point do the testicles completely retract?

[darkvare]

i love when is -40 and less you spit to a wall and it frozes :) awesome

[thebiggameover]

i have no idea what your taling about chimp...

http://www.azcentral.com/weather/wx/super_current.jpg

:)

[glowbelly]

i love winter. i would hate to live in a place where it was always warmish. seasons are good.

BUT -44 is INSANITY.

i almost want to buy achimp one of those giant snowsuits.

[Rongi]

how can you breath when it's -44? wouldnt your lungs get scorched?

[ReadLou]

When cold is THAT bad, snowsuits don't really work as well as you might think. I mean, it's much easier to keep your torso and arms warm, but the parts of the body that are most susceptible to cold are the face, hands, legs (not so much), and feet.

[glowbelly]

buying him a snowsuit has nothing to do with keeping him warm.

i just wanna see him in a giant snowsuit.

[BlueOatmeal]

My toes always get cold. When I'm outside and then go into a warm place my toes tingle so much I have to change pants. You know what I mean by change pants right? WINK WINK!

[glowbelly]

it means you have pissed yourself.

[ReadLou]

i just wanna see him in a giant snowsuit.

Oh.

Of course :(

[Rongi]

i dont think BlueOatmeal is ever not masturbating.

The hair on his palms must be so thick you could have an thriving ecosystem of super smart pube lice living in there and building a little pube lice city. and the pube lice will go on to do great things like invent the car or the cure to cancer.

or something.

[BlueOatmeal]

I'm not masturbating all the time. Sometimes something will happen and I will jizz all over myself with out any hand work.

[executioneer]

so what temprature is it WITHOUT the windchill >:

[Lotida]

It's -44*C outside right now with the windchill.

My nipples cracked off while waiting for the bus this morning. It's raisin pouch cold. :picklehat

You ride the bus? :(

[AChimp]

I have all kinds of winter snowsuit gear, but it's not cold enough to wear that yet. Fingers are the first things that freeze. Then weiners. :eek

Without the windchill it was only -36*C.

And yeah, I ride the bus. It's cheap and gets me to where I'm going. :(

[Command Prompt]

RIPPED LIKE A NORTH END BUS SEAT

Am I the only one who remembers the really old ones, with the one big door at the front and the blue vinyl seats that were more duct tape then vinyl?

[AChimp]

With the really long sideways seat at the back and the arborite ceilings that looked like your grandma's kitchen table?

Yeah, I remember them. I think they're all out of service now.

[Command Prompt]

:(

Got any chug on the bus stories?

[Blake Stamper]

RIPPED LIKE A NORTH END BUS SEAT

Am I the only one who remembers the really old ones, with the one big door at the front and the blue vinyl seats that were more duct tape then vinyl?

hey i remember those. and people used to write on them too. they'd write scandalous things like "penis" or "marijuana" :eek

[executioneer]

hahahaha out of character

[ScruU2wice]

wait how much is -44*C in farenheit? cuz that makes it sound like it's a -100 around these american parts..

[GADZOOKS]

-44 degrees Celsius = -47.2 degrees Fahrenheit

-9.11 degrees Celsius = Fahrenheit 9/11 :eek

[ReadLou]

-9.11 degrees Celsius = Fahrenheit 9/11 :eek

WHAT COULD IT MEAN? :chatter

[Zomboid]

It's like -20 out and I took out the garbage earlier in just my boxers, a t-shirt and some hockey locker room type sandals. You really do get used to extreme cold if you live in this country long enough :(

[AChimp]

HOO BABY -43 TODAY :picklehat

It feels a bit colder, though, but that's probably because the wind is from a different direction today.

[Big McLargehuge]

why don't you cry about it?

[ScruU2wice]

Because the tears have turned ice




then into blood...