Nipples

[Drev]

My nipples are funny. :(

My left one is flat until it's cold or I pinch it and my right one is the same but it's a little pointy :(

Tell us about your nipples :yum

[Emu]

the one on my back always itches :(

[Schimid]

My chest is bare, but my nipples are hairy. Sometimes one hair gets out of line and I have to pluck it out. When I get really sweaty, like if I'm heavy exercising or something, they'll stick out so much that it'll start to hurt. Then, they'll be sore later.

[FS]

Most of my nipples are nondescript.

[BlueOatmeal]

My right nipple has a ring in it! If I dont fuck it up bad I'll get the other one pierced!

[kellychaos]

I wish that I could milk my nipples ... but then I wouldn't be able to reach them and I'd have to squirt it into a glass and it wouldn't be the same as from the tap ... plus there's all the milking equipment to consider. The results would be mediocre at best.

[BlueOatmeal]

If you could milk your nipples I would go to your house everyday for milk and we could sit around talking about boys.

[kellychaos]

Step off my milk-nipples! >:

[BlueOatmeal]

Oh sorry. Sometimes I move way to fast for the relationship.

[mischief]

mine are pierced!

[BlueOatmeal]

omg pikturez!

[Karl Hungus]

i for one just want to say that i liked blueoatmeal better when i didn't know that he looked like such a creep.

[HickMan]

My nipples are pink :o

[BlueOatmeal]

Hickman nobody loves me anymore.

[HickMan]

:( Maybe you should get rid of the sig

[mischief]

i like you blueoatmeal!

[BlueOatmeal]

Are you telling me the truth misfit? My gentle heart cannot take such abuse.

[BlueOatmeal]

I mean Mischief! Sorry again for yet another double post.

[mischief]

i would never lie to you!

dexter loves you too (my puppy)

[BlueOatmeal]

Well godammit thats just beautiful.

[Sam]

I have three of them. >:

[Jixby Phillips]

the right one is a little flabbier it doesn't get hard as fast as the other one!

[GADZOOKS]

I got nipples Focker, can you mil me :stella :love

[CaptainBubba]

The one that talks is named Alexis and it never wants to do anything. Usually it just complains about things like politics but you can tell it doesnt understand what its talking about and really is just trying to impress someone by hating bush. The other one eats too much and I'm pretty sure cuts itself at night but I'm not sure how I should go about talking to it about it. We arent very close and it got really hard to talk to either of them after mother died.

[kellychaos]

You're a stranger. Stay away from my danger.

[Skulhedface]

I have two of them!

[GADZOOKS]

Skullhedface sucks

[BlueOatmeal]

When its really F ucking cold my nipple gets really fu cking hard and f ucking tight and it makes the ring fuc king hard to move. It makes me fu cking sad.

[Skulhedface]

That's fucking nuts, man.

[BlueOatmeal]

F U C K!

[Skulhedface]

fuck who?

[Matt Harty]

hey skulhed

[Skulhedface]

hey matt

how's things?

[Marine]

i dont have any: (

[kellychaos]

The Un-nippled life is not worth living.

[vampirekiss]

so anybody wanna pinch my nipples

[kellychaos]

Yeah, with my sock drawer. Shut it, toots!