Medal of Honor [Archive] - I-Mockery Forum

Anonymous

Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:29 PM

As most of you are aware, I built Roger a new computer about 2 months ago. Part of his payment plan - aside from all the open-mouth kissing - was a shiny badge, to be crafted in pewter and honoring my postcount. Well, apparently he forgot all that, but what I got was just as good!

http://www.popnko.com/imock/medal/medalfront.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/medal/showfront1.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/medal/showfront2.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/medal/showback1.jpg

But wait! What does the back say?

http://www.popnko.com/imock/medal/medalback.jpg

http://www.popnko.com/imock/medal/winner.jpg

James

Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:43 PM

I remember when you used to be asian. :(

ReadLou

Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:45 PM

You have creepy hair.

Protoclown

Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:45 PM

Haha, that rules!

kellychaos

Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:48 PM

I felt something just a little. I got a tickle in my potty.

Mockery

Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:49 PM

and I am a CHAMPION GIFT GIVER :picklehat

kellychaos

Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:51 PM

It matches his entire wardrobe ... like Garanimals.

kellychaos

Dec 22nd, 2004, 03:53 PM

http://store1.yimg.com/I/bunnycreek_1820_103713005

Anonymous

Dec 22nd, 2004, 04:17 PM

You know, when I made this thread, I thought to myself: You know, I bet you a pizza Kellychaos will see this topic as prime real estate for his public masturbation.

So, off I go.

Mockery

Dec 23rd, 2004, 10:26 AM

You had better wear that medal wherever you go from this day forth. >:

RedLeader01

Dec 23rd, 2004, 10:31 AM

Why is the ribbon pink? Showing a femine side?

Helm

Dec 23rd, 2004, 10:45 AM

No, Chojin's a full-blown all-out gay-pride-parade-going homofag, didn't you know?

mburbank

Dec 23rd, 2004, 11:01 AM

That series of photos and the medal itself made me laugh rather hard.

Congratulations, Eric and Rog. Pearls before swine.

An old colleague of mine from back in my professional comic days once said something along the lines of

"Stand up comedy is the only intellectual pursuit that requires you to hone your craft dilligently for the sole purpose of prsenting it to drunken idiots."

Of course, that was before the internet.

Crimson Ghost

Dec 23rd, 2004, 11:35 AM

Does the medal give you any street cred?

Anonymous

Dec 23rd, 2004, 11:44 AM

Why is the ribbon pink? Showing a femine side?
Haha! No, I assure you that I'm no sissy! Why, the pink's only there in jest, as if to say, "YOU STUPID FUCKING MONG I'M GOING TO CAVE YOUR HEAD IN WITH A ROCK"

Anonymous

Dec 23rd, 2004, 11:46 AM

Thanks, Max! We've been trying to figure out what sort of event would take place in order to win such a medal.

I'm thinking some sort of biathelon.

ScruU2wice

Dec 23rd, 2004, 06:05 PM

Your door looks really awesome.

Spectre X

Dec 23rd, 2004, 06:08 PM

I can vouch for the rapist part. :tear

ScruU2wice

Dec 23rd, 2004, 06:14 PM

I can vouch for the awesome door part.

Drev

Dec 23rd, 2004, 09:09 PM

I can't wait to fight for it as a hometown hero.

THAT MEDAL IS MINE! >:

ReadLou

Dec 23rd, 2004, 09:21 PM

I like that camera.

Dec 24th, 2004, 06:13 AM

Why is the ribbon pink? Showing a femine side?

OooooOOOoooOoooh why is the medal ROUND? Cause that's... like... kinda gay... or something... guys... I enjoy Star Wars...

Dole

Dec 24th, 2004, 07:02 AM

:lol

RedLeader01

Dec 29th, 2004, 08:20 AM

The pink ribbon just ruins the medal.

GADZOOKS

Dec 29th, 2004, 09:30 AM

Look out, fashion police.

ScruU2wice

Dec 29th, 2004, 08:44 PM

Look out, awesome door police.

thebiggameover

Dec 29th, 2004, 11:18 PM

thats porn. see you later...

WINO

Dec 29th, 2004, 11:25 PM

bye......

WINO

Dec 29th, 2004, 11:43 PM

I understand Chojin is a sodomite anyway.

ScruU2wice

Dec 29th, 2004, 11:54 PM

4) No pornography. There's enough of that shit on the internet, and we prefer to get out traffic with quality content, not with "Alien Donkey Humpings R' Us" graphics

wow that was almost the specific example of what not to do..

WINO

Dec 30th, 2004, 12:29 AM

Someone has to set an example.

WINO

Dec 30th, 2004, 12:30 AM

And it's not an "alien donkey", it's a goat.

So by that rule it is allowed.

ScruU2wice

Dec 30th, 2004, 12:31 AM

I said almost and you're not funny.

RedLeader01

Jan 4th, 2005, 07:57 AM

Is Chobin asking to be arrested for parading a medal around claiming to be the #1 rapist?

Anonymous

Jan 4th, 2005, 09:04 AM

Did that even sound funny in your head?

RedLeader01

Jan 4th, 2005, 11:57 AM

Why yes, thank you for playing.

pjalne

Jan 4th, 2005, 01:44 PM

Got your balls in the vice there, Chobin.

DehydratedPorkMan

Jan 4th, 2005, 04:20 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/DehydratedPorkMan/000_0128.jpg

Hi Wino, you're geh.

liquidstatik

Jan 4th, 2005, 04:25 PM

:lol

Fahrenheit 1337

Jan 7th, 2005, 08:18 PM

http://www.popnko.com/imock/medal/showback1.jpg
Chojin you are so hot omg :love

Supafly345

Jan 7th, 2005, 10:57 PM

I am having a really hard time staying interested in this forum guys, I'll keep trying but you have to work together with me.

Immortal Goat

Jan 7th, 2005, 11:49 PM

http://img101.exs.cx/img101/3280/showfront20nl.jpg

RedLeader01

Jan 11th, 2005, 08:37 AM

#1 Rapist = #1 Ass Hole!

Rongi

Jan 11th, 2005, 04:52 PM

redleader reminds me of the comic book guy from the simpsons in his nerdy little way of trying to get someone's goat

Ninjavenom

Jan 11th, 2005, 06:12 PM

He reminds me of why some people deserve a prolapsed rectum.

RedLeader01

Jan 13th, 2005, 08:00 AM

redleader reminds me of the comic book guy from the simpsons in his nerdy little way of trying to get someone's goat

At least he owns his own store and is making a living, UNLIKE YOU!

DeadKennedys

Jan 13th, 2005, 08:37 AM

Worst. Forum Character. Ever.

GROUCHO69

Jan 14th, 2005, 01:16 AM

#1 goat rapist?

executioneer

Jan 14th, 2005, 02:00 AM

well i must say that was clever

GADZOOKS

Jan 14th, 2005, 02:13 AM

The Future of Message Boarding is Here and it's GROUCHO69!

HickMan

Jan 14th, 2005, 02:48 PM

Hey gadzooks what is 69 :( I see it alot in counterstrike it's not like I play it anymore but when I did it was there a lot I don't get it somebody help :(

McClain

Jan 14th, 2005, 08:02 PM

http://www.popnko.com/imock/medal/showback1.jpg

My wife just saw that picture and said, "Dude. What the hell is that?" I don't think she was talking about the ribbon.

Anonymous

Jan 15th, 2005, 01:25 AM

Hey this looks like a good thread to post this ;>

LAST TIME ON SCHIMID-CHOJIN-MLE

http://www.popnko.com/imock/narc/011505/la-resistance.jpg

Sylvan Grenier and Rob Conway got down on my dash :<

http://www.popnko.com/imock/narc/011505/oldpeople.jpg

We saw some old people wearing crowns in the mall

http://www.popnko.com/imock/narc/011505/smirk.jpg

I took a picture of myself in the bathroom. That of course isn't dust on the mirror, it's 50 pounds of dandruff flying in every direction. LOOK AT HOW SASSY AND CAREFREE I AM. SOMEONE SHOULD PUT ME IN A HARDCORE BAND.

Guitar Woman

Jan 15th, 2005, 02:35 AM

http://www.popnko.com/imock/narc/011505/smirk.jpg
Chojin, I must ask again. Are you a woman?

Jixby Phillips

Jan 15th, 2005, 03:17 AM

Are you a peice of shit?

Jixby Phillips

Jan 15th, 2005, 03:24 AM

http://members.aol.com/evank40767/owned_tank.jpg

RedLeader01

Jan 17th, 2005, 08:18 AM

Chojin, nobody wants to see you in the bathroom! You're sick! What's up with the red hair? Trying to go punk? Trying is more like it.

Are the rumors true that Jixby Phillips is your fuckbuddy?

pjalne

Jan 17th, 2005, 08:26 AM

Hi, Redleader, what's happenin'? :)

Dole

Jan 17th, 2005, 10:13 AM

Chojin, nobody wants to see you in the bathroom! You're sick!

Ewwww! He might have been WASHING!

Rongi

Jan 17th, 2005, 02:20 PM

http://cbg.nohomers.net/images/newgrab4.gif

"What's up with the red hair? Trying to go punk? Trying is more like it."