MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS :O :O :O :O :O :O

[Mockery]

So I just ate a "fun size" Milky Way bar, and due to my boredom here at work, I started reading the wrapper and that's when I see it... "MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS"

Milky Way candy bars don't have peanuts damnit. So somebody explain this to me now because I'm sure it's ALL YOUR FAULT. >:

[GADZOOKS]

They probably make snickers, milky way, and three musketeers all in the same factory, so maybe a penut can make it's way into the mix.

[HickMan]

Snickers and Milky Ways are made at the same factory and some PRANKSTER might put a peanut in a Milky Way :eek

[GADZOOKS]

Thanks Polly, want a cracker?

[HickMan]

FCK U U BEAT ME TO IT FCK U

[thebiggameover]

they dont want to be sued if some kid dies becasue there was a little bit of peanut in there milky way...

[Black Flag]

my 11th grade health teacher's grandson was so allergic to peanuts that eating something that contacted peanuts in any way, sometimes things just made in the same vincinity of things with peanuts so it somehow contracted it peanuttiness, would cause a reaction so severe he had to go to the hospital.

so it's pretty much a warning for people like that

[MetalMilitia]

There is was girl at my old school who was seriouly alergic to peanuts and we always used to wave peanut butter sandwitches at her it was hilarious. Apparently she almost died once from peanuts. That was probably hilarious too.

[HickMan]

I bet you think choking dogs is Hilarious >:

[MetalMilitia]

yuk, what part of the dog?

[HickMan]

THE PART WHERE THE DOGS BREATHE OUT OF FAG >:

[MetalMilitia]

Good lord, i though you said choking on dogs.

Now that was embarresing. i need to stop drinking right now.

[ReadLou]

EAT-MORE IS THE SHIT

[Helm]

I saved my cat from a near-fatal choke attack by picking her up and violently shaking her. She owes me her life now and it was hilarious.


(no it wasn't I was in shock for 10 minutes after even thinking about the probability that my cat most likely would have died if I didn't go in the room at that point. Fucking women. First they sleep on your lap, then they own your soul)

[Raize]

I disagree with everyone here on the subject. There's actually a well-documented reason for this.

Thousands of years ago, before Madonna got laid, there was a chipmunk named "Eddie". His real name was Howard Alfonso Hermanstoffer, but everyone called him "Eddie" for short. One day he was digging in the desert where he lived and found a peanut.

Thinking that it was rather odd that a peanut lived in the desert, instead of eating it, the quick-witted chipmunk took it to a robot named Greg that lived in the ocean in the middle of the desert.

Greg took a look at it and decided that it must have been a gift from the Gods. So they took it and placed it on the Altar of Bloodshed, where Greg's father, a mormon priest, had sacrificed many women who had just lost their virginity.

Upon placing it, a smurf came out of nowhere and stole it, then ran into a wall and died. This odd event led Greg and Eddie to decide that since smurfs had been in hiding since the War of the Roses, that it must be a magical peanut and not just a gift from the Gods.

They decided the altar was not the place to put it. Instead, Greg thought it might be a good idea to implant it in place of Eddie's left testicle. They needed someone who knew how to do this though, so they flew to Ike's Mountain and found a goose named Titty to perform the operation.

Titty was not in the mood for such an operation and suggested they wait. Well, after several days of waiting, they finally demanded that the surgery be done or they would tell the other geese about Titty's gambling habit. Not wanting anyone to know about this, Titty killed them and ate the peanut.

But the story doesn't end there.

Well, hell I forgot the rest of it. GD it, I'm going to go jerk off.

[Esuohlim]

You "I-Think-Wackiness-Equals-Creativity-and-Hilarity" people are the worst people ever.

[ScruU2wice]

how was that creative?

[EisigerBiskuit]

Almost killing people makes my sides split.

[Esuohlim]

how was that creative?

They just think they're creative because they're being wacky. Pay attention. :rolleyes

[Tropical]

Some foods are genetically modified with a peanut gene in it.

[Supafly345]

THE PART WHERE THE DOGS BREATHE OUT OF chester >:I used to LOVE calling people Chester. Just because it was fun to say. -That was, until I actually got a friend named Chester.

[Raize]

You "I-Think-Wackiness-Equals-Creativity-and-Hilarity" people are the worst people ever.

And the one-line responses to a thread with a question that has already been answered are *sooooooooo* enthralling.

I can't believe you read all that tripe.

[MetalMilitia]

i think uour bieng sarcastic

[Esuohlim]

HEY RAIZE DID YOU MAKE THIS POST TOO:

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~06-27-04_56.gif

[pjalne]

OH LORD, THAT IS WACKY!