Dear God, being single sucks!!!!!

[DarkRavenShadows]

It sucks....I need someone to yell at....someone to drink with,....ah hell, I need someone to screw too.....*sigh* good things come to those who wait, I guess........but I'm impatient so.......

[The One and Only...]

You live in Nashville. Just go to a bar.

Wonder if you know my uncle...

[AChimp]

He's available, you know.

[Lotida]

:lol

[Big Papa Goat]

ellipses >:

[WhiteRat]

He's available, you know.

Hi-Larious! :)

[HickMan]

BEING SINGLE ROCKS YOU CAN MASTURBATE ALL YOU WANT

[mischief]

you can do that anyway ;)

[Skulhedface]

And I usually do.

Wait, I mean...damn it.

[Jixby Phillips]

OMG SKULHEDFACE THATS SO F*CKING FUNNY F*CK YOU F*GGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[Skulhedface]

Often when I do it, it's with a picture of Jixby so I guess f*got is an OK thing to say

[executioneer]

dear god are you there its me margaret

[Seven Force]

Often when I do it, it's with a picture of Jixby so I guess f*got is an OK thing to say

He jacks off to toast. :lol

[Seven Force]

OMG SKULHEDFACE THATS SO F*CKING FUNNY F*CK YOU F*GGOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

Imagine yelling that to someone out in public. :lol

[Skulhedface]

With the popularity of the local library and internet cafes, what makes you think he didn't?

And it's not toast, it's Lucky Charms boxes.

[Ninjavenom]

With a username like that, expect people to just give you dirty stares and not associate with you in general.

[Rongi]

I demand Sevenforce remove his avatar. You are no where near as cool as Ocelot. Ocelot shits on you and your smelly family of unwashed apes and carnival folk. I wipe my ass with your constitution

[BlueOatmeal]

I am alone but I pleasure myself with ky kelly and cigar tubes so I think everything will be alright.

[BlueOatmeal]

KY JELLY!!!

[Marine]

It sucks....I need someone to yell at....someone to drink with,....ah hell, I need someone to screw too.....*sigh* good things come to those who wait, I guess........but I'm impatient so.......
sux tu be yu

[GADZOOKS]

I demand Sevenforce remove his avatar. You are no where near as cool as Ocelot. Ocelot shits on you and your smelly family of unwashed apes and carnival folk. I wipe my arse with your constitution

I second that motion, let's skip the vote and off with his head.

[Marine]

DECAPITATION!

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I demand Sevenforce remove his avatar. You are no where near as cool as Ocelot. Ocelot shits on you and your smelly family of unwashed apes and carnival folk. I wipe my arse with your constitution

I second that motion, let's skip the vote and off with his head.

Haha, you said head...

[Seven Force]

Is THIS better? :lol

[Seven Force]

http://www.novirginsallowed.com/misc/bbclub3.jpg

And who's the ugly fag in this pic?

I don't dare use this under my name, unless I want everyone to think i'm some creepy, unfunny pedophile that tries to pick up little girls in message boards.

[HickMan]

*BANG* YO

[ziggytrix]

I don't dare use this under my name, unless I want everyone to think i'm some creepy, unfunny pedophile that tries to pick up little girls in message boards.

How would a picture tell you someone was unfunny? Assuming it wasn't a picture of Bob Saget with an ABC logo somewhere in it.

[AChimp]

I'm still the best part of this thread. :/

[kellychaos]

I believe poetry is in order here. :posh

[DehydratedPorkMan]

Ziggytrix's location r0xx0rz.
*dances*

[ziggytrix]

you know it, bitch.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

you know it, bitch.

*feelings hurt* :(

[ziggytrix]

don't take it personal, mang.

[DehydratedPorkMan]

I love you ziggytrix.
<3

[ziggytrix]

WaTaF