GTA: San Andreas

[bigtimecow]

i'm sure there's already been a topic about this, but i just bought it and figured i'd get some opinions on it from y'all.

i read all these things about bigfoot and leatherface and ghostcars and all this other crap that's supposed to be in the game. leatherface and bigfoot are not definites for me but i've seen the ghostcars.

anyone else have it and would like to add something?

[GADZOOKS]

Yes I would.

The game's sound is as sharp as a tack.

[executioneer]

i like that things react to other things in the game, like how when its raining the radio djs will make comments about the weather

[the_dudefather]

several planes have crashed in my game (not piloted by me) but i assume thats fairly common

one killed me while i was heading back to the four dragons casino during a mission :(

has anyone managed to see what those glowing balls in the sky are? i couldnt keep up with one while flying a harrier jet!

[Rongi]

i like how you can gamble now :D

[Studio8]

When does XBox one come out?

[bigtimecow]

i've been reading all this crap about bigfoot or leatherface or ghostcars or c.j.'s mom's ghost.

i've seen the ghostcars, that's nothing big, just kinda weird when it's like, raining and dark out and they just come outta nowhere.

none of the other things i've found though.

but out of all the screenshots i've found with the bigfoot/yeti in them, it looks different everytime. who knows.

[BlueOatmeal]

I like how you can shoot people!

[Esuohlim]

I like how it'll never be out for Gamecube because they suck like that. >:

[darkvare]

When does XBox one come out?

june 7 or 11 i dont remeber quiet well

[the_dudefather]

in my game i got a picture of 5 ballas floating in mid-air, about 4 feet off the ground, all clipping and occuping the same space, it happened during a gang war, i was low on health and so i ran to a nearby burgershot, when i came out i found them back in the warzone doing their david blaine routine

[Mr. Vagiclean]

i love the bicycle guys >:

[EisigerBiskuit]

when I can jump 800 feet in the air via bicycle

[Legion]

We like how you get to play a violent young black man who kills white people as well as his own.

We feel its very realistic in this way.

[executioneer]

you are not a good character

[Legion]

We assure you we are not a character Mr. executioneer.

I am sorry if we have given you that impression.

But to keep on topic, the other thing I like about the wonderful crime simulator known as GTA, is the soundtrack

[the_dudefather]

its annoying how the full soundtrack set doesnt contain all of the commercials or any of WCTR (to my knowledge)

[ArrowX]

Bigfoot is a fake. It says Special thanks to Bigfoot the Monster Truck because they used its design to model the Monster truck. Leatherface isn't in the game. Although there are Country folk who will attack you with chainsaws at night if you kill some of them.

[Guitar Woman]

several planes have crashed in my game (not piloted by me) but i assume thats fairly common

one killed me while i was heading back to the four dragons casino during a mission :(

has anyone managed to see what those glowing balls in the sky are? i couldnt keep up with one while flying a harrier jet!
I think they're called stars. :eek

[the_dudefather]

these are the magic ones that move and have smoke trails

and i assure you its not witchcraft or illegal immergrants to blame

[Guitar Woman]

:lol

[executioneer]

these are the magic ones that move and have smoke trails

and i assure you its not witchcraft or illegal immergrants to blame

if you're flying over the military base those are MISSILES THEY ARE SHOOTING AT YOU

[GADZOOKS]

Yeah really, that's what happens when you are in the No Fly Zone Dum Dums.

[EisigerBiskuit]

Hey guys! Ever look out up at the sky at night and see those blinking lights in the sky? They kind of look like planes...
Oh look! The same thing is happening in GTA! What the heck is happening?! Is it a conspiracy of blinking lights!?

[executioneer]

planes you can catch/shoot down with the harrier tho

[the_dudefather]

im going to wrap this up and say it was a weather balloon which was reflecting light from the moon or something.

or a lazy 'plane in the sky effect' in which there is no actual plane, just the light and smoke trail.

[ArrowX]

Did anyone notice Ken Foree on the credits?

[Esuohlim]

I NOTICED A "SHUT UP ARROWX" IN THE CREDITS

[bigtimecow]

what kind of car do you need to rob houses?

[bigtimecow]

nevermind, it's a mule

[Esuohlim]

Oh shit I just got to San Fierro and in the first mission there where you're driving the hippie around to all these locations you pick up a guy sitting on a bench and he's voiced by DAVID CROSS :eek

[executioneer]

yeah david cross gives you the MOST ANNOYING MISSION IN THE GODDAMN GAME

[ArrowX]

Supply Lines >:

[executioneer]

yes that is the mission i was talking about

[Anonymous]

oh come on supply lines isn't that bad

though really you shouldn't have to fly it back to base at the end

[Rongi]

really you shouldnt have to use that dinky fucking plane you should be able to just do it like any other mission in a car dangit >: >: >:

and david cross bugged the shit out of me in this game >:

[GADZOOKS]

My game froze after beating it, David Cross is a cuntwich

[Rongi]

oh my god that fucking sucks. i never bothered to beat it because if i heard "MY HUMILIATION IS COMPLETE" one more time i'd have to commit suicide

[the_dudefather]

took me about 4 or 5 attempts to do. very 'arrrggggg'

at least you could attempt it right away again after you failed, its not like you died or anything.

[EisigerBiskuit]

I just LOVE the quarry missions, since who would ever think of putting a truck-bed door on that slippery hunk of shit? >:

[Esuohlim]

I haven't done any of his missions yet. I'm just glad that I finally finished the whole section with missions involving that cunt Catalina. Fuck that part of the game. >:

[executioneer]

yeah hahah those missions sucked too >:

[GADZOOKS]

I kinda liked those, I just wish you had a better partner in crime. :(

[Esuohlim]

They wouldn't have been so bad if her house wasn't in a spot that took you fifteen minutes to get to anywhere. >:

[Esuohlim]

omg fuck Pilot School. I spent the last three hours on the first four lessons alone. >:

[executioneer]

yeah that set of missions as a whole sucks a little worse than supply lines :(

[Rongi]

that loopdee loop one sucks a race horse c*ck

[BlueOatmeal]

FUCK YES! 100% complete!

[the_dudefather]

cool

[GADZOOKS]

yeah that set of missions as a whole sucks a little worse than supply lines :(

I hope you dont mean the actual missions, because from the one when you drive into the plane to the last mission with the truth were the best ones i the game.

Although the under the radar wasm annoying.

[executioneer]

no i meant the training ones :(

and no single flightschool mission was as frustrating as supply lines, but as a whole they pissed me off a lot more >:

[timrpgland]

supply lines was pretty annoying. Pissed me off after a few trys so I went on to other things. When I came back to it I did it on my first try... It really isn't that tough once you zone in.

I beat the game too soon after release and really haven't played much since except goofing around a bit. I have $41 million and not much more to spend it on :(

[Rongi]

i have 14 million ;(

i beat the game and still have to buy wang cars. that last mission was fucking great :D

[Gommi]

i've been reading all this crap about bigfoot or leatherface or ghostcars or c.j.'s mom's ghost.

i've seen the ghostcars, that's nothing big, just kinda weird when it's like, raining and dark out and they just come outta nowhere.

none of the other things i've found though.

but out of all the screenshots i've found with the bigfoot/yeti in them, it looks different everytime. who knows.

Judging by all the glitches in the game, the ghost cars are probably the game rendering shit onto the screen, but messes up resulting in an odd version of whats supposed to bet there. Same goes with bigfoot (either that or some dumbass took a blurry screen shot of what could potentially be like a tree).

[pissed off salesman]

I saw leatherface.
Somewhere out in the backwoods area, theres a cabin with a truck next to it, if you steal the truck a big guy in a jacket will try to attack you with a chainsaw. Some people say it's TCM's leatherface, others say it's Manhunt's Pigsy.

As for completing the game, I didn't. I kept losing that goddamned 'farewell my love' mission.

[ItalianStereotype]

I've seen a lot of rumors about Bigfoot, Jaws, a haunted house, and CJ's mother's ghost (though those two would probably be related). rockstar themselves said Bigfoot isn't in the game, and I think they said Leatherface wasn't either.

I'd love to see Jaws :D

[Esuohlim]

I beat Supply Lines in like three tries. I actually thought it was fun, since I started enjoying flying once I got used to it. :(

PLUS THE NEXT MISSION WAS FUCKING FUN SO IT WAS WORTH IT >:

[DeadKennedys]

I beat the game once, played through again and got stuck on the mission where Sweet and his girl are pinned down by gangsters at someone's apartment, and cannot for the life of me beat it.

[executioneer]

wtf :lol